Anna Shireman-Grabowski: Only Through Suicide Could She Ever Expiate Her Guilt

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The very existence of this Middlebury College student is an act of historical oppression, exploitation and genocidal imperialism:

My intention was not to cause pain but to visibilize the necessity of honoring all human life and to help a friend heal from the violence of genocide that she carries with her on a daily basis as an indigenous person. While the American flags on the Middlebury hillside symbolize to some the loss of innocent lives in New York, to others they represent centuries of bloody conquest and mass murder. As a settler on stolen land, I do not have the luxury of grieving without an eye to power.

Thus does an anti-American leftist explain why she wrecked a 9/11 memorial of 2,997 U.S. flags symbolizing the victims of terrorism:

When you use the word visibilize, you have been listening to your Transgendered Native American Theory professor too much.
When you listen to your Transgendered Native American Theory professor too much, you destroy a September 11 memorial.
When you destroy a September 11 memorial, everyone in the comments section of the school’s blog thinks you’re a douche.
Don’t use the word visibilize.

Anna Shireman-Grabowski writes for Salon.com and also produces carbon dioxide. Anna Shireman-Grabowski in fact has had an enormously negative impact on our planetary ecology.

Climate scientists have noted a significant increase in greenhouse gas emissions that can be traced back to the day Anna Shireman-Grabowski was born, a date that marked the “tipping point “at which the degradation of habitat began to result in mass deaths for polar bears, penguins, seals and several others especially cuddly species you used to see on Discovery Channel shows until Anna Shireman-Grabowski started hogging up all the natural resources and spewing massive quantities of carbon dioxide, and now they’re all nearly extinct.

Furthermore, Anna Shireman-Grabowski is the living embodiment of racism and white privilege. When she insisted on attending Middlebury College, Anna Shireman-Grabowski deprived an impoverished black child of the opportunity for admission to that elite school ($57,075 a year). And why? So that Anna Shireman-Grabowski could continue raping the environment and emitting CO2 that destroys the habitat of adorable arctic wildlife, that’s why.

Leading environmental experts agree that it was a catastrophic error that Anna Shireman-Grabowski was ever born. “If only her father had been gay,” said one noted climatologist, “our planet might have been spared this unprecedented devastation.” But both her parents were notorious homophobes, and her mother failed to exercise “a woman’s right to choose,” so that by an act of anti-choice hatefulness, Anna Shireman-Grabowski was unfortunately born.

Although she has attempted to atone for her existence by denouncing pipelines, fracking and the genocide of indigenous persons, the real problem is Anna Shireman-Grabowski herself.

The United Nations is considering a resolution to condemn her, but this will probably be too late to save the endangered penguins.

 

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  4. I know I’m an outlier but maybe someone could explain just exactly what crime is being committed by fake twitterers following Stacy?

    I have an account but don’t twitter.

    At all.

    So I don’t understand what happens to someone with fake followers.

  5. One wonders: how does the lovely Miss Shireman-Grabowski know that her friend, an Indigenous woman and a citizen of the Haudenosaunee Confederacy, really does suffer from “from the violence of genocide that she carries with her on a daily basis as an indigenous person.” Those “indigenous persons” managed to kill a lot of other indigenous persons before they were subsequently conquered and shoved off their land by those awful white settlers. Is it not possible — how would we know? — that her indigenous person friend was not herself the beneficiary of brutal conquest on yet another indigenous society?

    Of course, it must be pointed out that the indigenous persons who were on that land before those horrible European settlers — many of whom were fleeing oppression themselves — did things like trap and slaughter cute little animals to feed and clothe and house and otherwise sustain themselves during all of those years before the wicked Europeans stole their land. The land which the evil white people renamed Vermont is not exactly the easiest place for pre-industrial people to survive in the winter; how many bear and deer and squirrels and rabbits and other cute little animals had to lose their innocent lives to sustain the indigenous persons there?

  13. One thing that can happen is first you establish the fake accounts in Stacy’s account, then you file false complaints against him thru the fake accounts and gethim banned, costing him all his real followers.

  16. Great post – will link – However, I am thinking medieval thoughts…

    self promotion at any cost…

    Don’t blow smoke up my ass bitch!

    She needs a hot tobacco smoke enema

  17. “It has never before been suggested that this is a Native American burial ground,” Sarah Ray, the school’s director of public affairs, told The Huffington Post

  20. One suspects that, from her photo, the humorously named Amanda Lickers might well be very opposed to a heteronormative society.

    U*G*L*Y!
    You ain’t got no alibi!
    You’re ugly, you’re ugly,
    You are ugly!

  21. This creature is a waste of sperm. And an oxygen thief. In fact, her only discernible talent is in converting food into shit.

  22. According to our host:

    “If only her father had been gay,” said one noted climatologist, “our planet might have been spared this unprecedented devastation.”

    And why must this be blamed on the male, huh? I’d say that the planet would have been safer had her mother been a woman of minority sexual orientation.

  23. Which means, of course, that she could produce compost and fertilizer, which would be good for growing things on Mother Gaia.

  24. My intention was not to cause pain

    Which you then went right ahead and did. This is the higher education equivalent of the high school female bully’s “just kidding.”

    Nobody is born that stupid. One must spend much money and time becoming that stupid.

  26. Anna’s Mommie and Daddy spent in the neighborhood of 250 grand to send their hyphenated moron daughter off to hang out with a fat fake Injun and offend the entire nation. Good investment folks. Sadly, they’ll spend the rest of their years caring for their no doubt unemployable dolt of a child.

  27. Heh. I suggested yesterday in several comment sections that reported this story that to expiate the accumulated sins of her ancestors that may or may not have performed any action long ago that would today be considered crimes, indeed, potential war crimes, that she had but two choices: 1) Fly to the Netherlands and turn herself in to the ICC at den Haag for prosecution as a war criminal or 2) To commit suicide to expiate the horrible guilt associated with being a well-to-do, white, privileged Special Snowflake assclown of the first water …

  29. 1) If she cares so much that the college she goes to is located on a sacred Indian burial ground why does she still support the institution? Why doesn’t she change colleges? Why doesn’t she protest the college being built there?

    2) Is the chapel actually built on an Indian burial ground or is this just an excuse to do a disgusting attention grabbing stunt?

    3) Do her parents know she did this? Do they still support her education?

  31. 1) Because she doesn’t really care. This is about self-esteem, not principles.
    2) It’s not an Indian burial ground, but the chief of the local tribe doesn’t seem to mind either way.
    3) They probably support their little snowflake making a fool of herself.

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