Keep Your Patriot Hand Strong, @TedCruz

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by Smitty

Absolutely masterful rhetorical command on display here as the Cruzado dribbles the hapless dope David Gregory like a basketball, shooting three-pointer after three-pointer:

God bless Senator Cruz. And may God send a bit of sense to the codpiece media in general, and David Gregory in particular.

via Weasel Zippers and Dr. Melissa

19 comments

  2. OMG! Intelligent, articulate, convincing, conservative porn. Gregory, the ass, keeps trying to make it personal and Cruz just keeps jerking him up short with the FACTS.
    I’m going to need a cigarette after this……

  3. Boy, he’s something else. Cruz made Gregory look as bad as he really is. I got the impression that Gregory actually became a little unnerved.

  4. Nope. Codpiece, a garment designed to wrap around an inadequate member and make it appear larger and more potent than it us. Cruz knew exactly what he was saying.

  7. That was awesome. I usually don’t make time for videos that long, but I couldn’t tear myself away. Cruz is as sharp as a scapel.
    To be fair, David Gregory was doing an fantastic job of defending the interestests of the White House, so that also made the video interesting.

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