The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court

Posted on | October 16, 2013 | 74 Comments

Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged Troll’ (Image via YouTube.com)

From today’s Viral Read report on the latest Brett Kimberlin news:

Kimberlin personally handed a copy of the 48-page complaint to blogger John Hoge this morning at a Maryland court hearing where Kimberlin’s associate Bill Schmalfeldt failed in his appeal of a court order forbidding Schmalfeldt to continue his online harassment of Hoge. Kimberlin filed his federal suit in U.S. District Court in Greenbelt, Maryland.

For the past couple of weeks, Bill Schmalfeldt — who has described himself as a “Brain Damaged Troll” — has been boasting on Twitter that he was going to devastate Hoge in today’s hearing. For some strange reason, reality refused to conform to Schmalfeldt’s delusions:

Bill Schmalfeldt called me as his witness. I was on the stand for about 25 minutes and answered fewer than 10 questions. Most of the time was spent either by my lawyer objecting (and the judge sustaining her objection) on matters of relevance or Judge Stansfield correcting Schmalfeldt’s misunderstandings of legal concepts. . . .
The judge also explained to Schmalfeldt that there is no exception to Maryland’s harassment statute for “journalism.”
None of Schmalfeldt’s exhibits were received into evidence.
When Schmalfeldt rested his case, the judge dismissed the petition on his own motion. My lawyer did not have to present my side of the case. . . .

Read the whole thing at Hogewash.com and be sure to hit his tip jar to repay John for providing us such delightful entertainment.

 

Category: Bill Schmalfeldt

Comments

74 Responses to “Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court”

  1. CHideout
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court: Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged … http://t.co/VFnUyUHaWv

  2. MrEvilMatt
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court: Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged … http://t.co/G47zyQmq5Q

  3. jwbrown1969
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court: Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged … http://t.co/xDxSZBhmtm

  4. Lockestep1776
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court: Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged … http://t.co/xgKOc7LSR1

  5. jwbrown1969
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:32 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court: Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged … http://t.co/BILpAsuXnQ

  6. Citzcom
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:32 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court: Bill Schmalfeldt: ‘Brain-Damaged … http://t.co/rV0aFDUtQL

  7. rsmccain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:36 pm

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 | @wjjhoge @Popehat @guntotingteabag

  8. EricStrobel
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:37 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 | @wjjhoge @Popehat @gunto…

  9. WJJ Hoge
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:38 pm

    It was a typical case of American blind justice, and the judge wasn’t gonna look at the twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was forty-eight exhibits to be used as evidence against us.

  10. wjjhoge
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:40 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 | @wjjhoge @Popehat @gunto…

  11. Dianna Deeley
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:42 pm

    I am very pleased for WJJ Hoge! Though I imagine sitting quietly while all this silly theater passed before his eyes might have gotten a little old, fast.

  12. TossingTomatoes
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:42 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 | @wjjhoge @Popehat @gunto…

  13. rsmccain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:42 pm

    Unlike deranged cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt, I am not an alumnus of Acme Law. http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1

  14. Mm
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:45 pm

    Oh, so you didn’t get to ask him if in truth it is he, not the dogs, who poop the bed?

  15. Mm
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:50 pm

    So, the deranged cyberstalker is tweeting this, hiding behind his journalist persona: “As of now, I am a jolly observer and reporter chronicling the desperate
    fight of loser knuckleheads trying to keep heads above the law.” Yet his tweets and blog entries are pure advocacy. He is claiming credit for finding Ali. It sure sounds like he might be part of a cabal, a conspiracy, nay, a TEAM ….

  16. screwtape1a12
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:50 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 | @wjjhoge @Popehat @gunto…

  17. Mm
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:52 pm

    Yes, and I think that every time Bill tweets, everyone should tweet back at him, “RES JUDICATA!”

  18. And The Redskins: What’s Next, Indiana? | Regular Right Guy
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:53 pm

    […] H/T The Daily Caller, The Other McCain […]

  19. Tex Lovera
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:57 pm

    Anyone remember that gif that was floating around a few years ago of that obese kid with Mikey Moore’s face p-shopped onto it, throwing a temper tantrum?

    We need to update that with Deranged Cyberstalker’s face…

  20. Richard Reed
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:57 pm

    Richard Reed liked this on Facebook.

  21. Ken
    October 16th, 2013 @ 2:59 pm

    What’s particularly amusing is that Schmalfeldt is crowing about Kimberlin’s apparent RICO suit and suggesting that (1) the FBI will now be investigating “racketeering” and (2) the defendants have now been “charged with racketeeering.”

    You would have to be unusually stupid or intractably dishonest to say such things. Pro se nutcases file civil RICO complaints all the time. So do bad lawyers. The FBI no more investigates them than NASA investigates every time some guy says that satellites are beaming thoughts into his head. And a pro se civil RICO complaint is no more being “charged with racketeering” than a homeless guy on the street screaming at you is being “charged with racketeering.”

    I honestly can’t tell if Schmalfeldt is that stupid, or that dishonest, or both.

  22. Mm
    October 16th, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

    Both, and I hereby request that you continue your promised multi-part series on him.

  23. WJJ Hoge
    October 16th, 2013 @ 3:07 pm

    (C)

  24. Kirby McCain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 3:09 pm

    Schmalfeldt’s rants remind me of…
    I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr.Bond.

  25. DocWashburn
    October 16th, 2013 @ 3:13 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 | @wjjhoge @Popehat @gunto…

  26. Kirby McCain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 3:44 pm

    +1 for the Alice’s Restaurant reference.

  27. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    October 16th, 2013 @ 3:59 pm

    Congratulations. Basically it sounds like the legal strategy of making sure you are not the stairs as Schmalfeldt came tumbling down due to his own actions and gravity.

  28. richard mcenroe
    October 16th, 2013 @ 4:41 pm

    “Whattaya in for?”
    “Littering.” – and they all moved away down bench…
    “And disturbing the peace.”- and they all moved back…

  29. richard mcenroe
    October 16th, 2013 @ 4:46 pm

    Are you WJJ “Tater Salad” Hoge?

  30. dwduck
    October 16th, 2013 @ 5:12 pm

    I’m considering suing this guy for emotional distress if he doesn’t take down that Packers logo.

  31. rjcarter
    October 16th, 2013 @ 5:41 pm

    Please tell me that’s not a screengrab, and that someone actually did an unkind photoshop to turn him into Humpty Dumpty.

  32. Frankie
    October 16th, 2013 @ 5:53 pm

    It was probably harder to keep from laughing I would imagine.

  33. McGehee
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:10 pm

    It was the Blithering Stool who turned himself into Humpty Dumpty.

  34. McGehee
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:11 pm

    I’d think the shirt should draw more trouble to him from the Derps. I mean, Terps.

  35. rsmccain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:24 pm

    RT @antvq16: Part of a comment from http://t.co/JjvzkFsnkF
    I honestly can’t tell if Schmalfeldt is that stupid, or that dishonest, or both.

  36. rsmccain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:24 pm

    RT @antvq16: MT “… this morning at a Maryland court hearing where Kimberlin’s associate Bill Schmalfeldt was humiliated…” http://t.co/w…

  37. ProudoftheUSA
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:24 pm

    RT @rsmccain: “For some strange reason, reality refused to conform to Schmalfeldt’s delusions” http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 @wjjhoge

  38. rsmccain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:24 pm

    RT @OwainPenllyn: #BrettKimberlin’s Oedipal Troll Bill Schmalfeldt Beclowns Himself #MD Court http://t.co/Odnlkxb9A1 #tcot #tgdn #teaparty

  39. wjjhoge
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:26 pm

    RT @rsmccain: “For some strange reason, reality refused to conform to Schmalfeldt’s delusions” http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 @wjjhoge

  40. BobBelvedere
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:26 pm

    RT @DocWashburn: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court by the irrepressible @rsmccain http://t.co/1CB…

  41. Finrod Felagund
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

    This seems relevant:

    “Good news: the U.S. government will soon monitor your tweets to gauge your mental health”

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/16/good-news-the-u-s-government-will-soon-monitor-your-tweets-to-gauge-your-mental-health/

  42. Rob_Mardis
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

    RT @antvq16: MT “… this morning at a Maryland court hearing where Kimberlin’s associate Bill Schmalfeldt was humiliated…” http://t.co/w…

  43. My Morning in Court | hogewash
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

    […] UPDATE 2—Stacy McCain has some thoughts here. […]

  44. newagerain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:34 pm

    RT @DocWashburn: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court by the irrepressible @rsmccain http://t.co/1CB…

  45. rsmccain
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:36 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/Rx8A8gASEh

  46. BobBelvedere
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:37 pm

    RT @rsmccain: “… this morning at a Maryland court hearing where Kimberlin’s associate Bill Schmalfeldt failed …” http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1

  47. BobBelvedere
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:37 pm

    RT @rsmccain: OMG, the commenters are having a FIELD DAY with Schmalfeldt! http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 High Larious Ness. @wjjhoge @Popehat

  48. raincoaster
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:38 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court http://t.co/Rx8A8gASEh

  49. DJM1968
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:45 pm

    RT @DocWashburn: Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Humiliates Himself in Maryland Court by the irrepressible @rsmccain http://t.co/1CB…

  50. AblativMeatshld
    October 16th, 2013 @ 6:59 pm

    RT @rsmccain: “For some strange reason, reality refused to conform to Schmalfeldt’s delusions” http://t.co/D7VwgNLHQ1 @wjjhoge