Princess Pelosi Gets Her MS14H On

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by Smitty

We’re talking full-on, industrial manure spreaders here, folks. She features:

  • Easy chain access
  • Hydraulic endgate
  • Heavy-duty tires
  • Piggy-back cylinders

Crucially, what Princess Pelosi brings is a nearly Bagdad Bob level of intensity to her prevarication.
To paraphrase Jean-Pierre McGarrigle

“In an age of spin, Princess Pelosi offers feeling and authenticity. Her message is consistent–unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence–but she commands daily attention by her on-the-spot, deception-rich variations on the theme. Her lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. See is a Method actress in a production that will close in a dozen months. She stands superior to truth.”

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When we crouch in the rubble, huddled around a fire for warmth, and try to recall just exactly how things went so horribly wrong with the United States, Princess Pelosi will occupy a particular place of scorn. Lord have mercy on her soul, and visit her despicable political career with a healthy dose of justice.

via Pat Dollard

26 comments

  10. My Highway Superintendent called those things “Politician Campaign Wagons.” He made a point of telling me, an elected official at the time, that when we were out running roads. I laughed at it as I thought the nick was quite appropriate.
    OT, a 3 YO kid was asked at the County Fair if he knew his colors. Yep! He quickly answered. Grandma then asked, “well what are they.” the 3 YO quickly came back with “red, yellow and John Deere.”

  11. Princess Pelosi will occupy a particular place of scorn.

    “Will”?

    She marked out that spot years ago. Among those of us with the misfortune to have lived in California, she’s had a reservation sign on it for decades.

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