Ode To Global Warming Wankery

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by Smitty

When you say Global Warming,
The critics are a-swarming,
For scientists, they too need a vig.
And if you are a-doubting,
There will follow some loud shouting,
Delivered by some cat called ManBearPig.

But if we’re not a-fooling,
And we truly need some schooling,
They could use a little polish on the thesis.
If those busy ‘crisis’ hatching
Could but show some action matching
Their results might not have the waft of feces.

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  4. Let’s hear it for our very own Smittspear! The emporer of calling out horseshit in cows tracks to the audience they’re trying so hard to convince to buy higher hip-waders. After global warming doesn’t global firing come next?

  5. Let’s hear it for our very own Smittspear! The emporer of calling out horseshit in cows tracks to the audience they’re trying so hard to convince to buy higher hip-waders. After global warming doesn’t global firing come next?

  6. Follow the bouncing ball – New York, New York
    They’re spreading manure,
    We’re leaving today
    Not buying into their B.S.
    their carbon scam.

    Those glacier ice shelves
    are melting away
    the polar bears are pissed at us
    that’s what they say

    Don’t want to wake up
    in a country that’s full of sheep
    I want to fight for our rights
    expose all the lies
    and tell them to take
    a big flying leap.

    These little town libs
    are Marxists in drag
    They’re using lies to terrorize
    and take control.

    (Big Finish)
    If we expose them here
    we’ll end this everywhere
    It’s up to us to give a damn,
    it’s up to us to bust their scam..

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