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We Need Cassone To Rock @CPACnews

Posted on | January 31, 2014 | 4 Comments

by Smitty

We need Chris Cassone to play this in the main ballroom at CPAC in front of a the full house (including YOU!) somewhere on March 6th or 7th:
I just got off the phone with Chris, and he’s at the point of deciding if he’s going to attend at all. Apparently he brought the mighty Victoria Jackson two years ago and was maybe underwhelmed by the time slot he was afforded.

Thus, we need a two-pronged strategy. We need:

  • Everyone to gently hammer @CPACNews on Twitter and politely flog them with a feather to call attention to Cassone’s sublime coolness, and the need to give him a quality time slot ahead of a real hitter. Should they consider just ahead of Ted Cruz? Why, yes; yes, they should.
  • Everyone to buy a copy of his fine, rocking product, so that he can defray his travel costs:

Why do I love Cassone? Well, it’s not every artist who takes an email of lyrics from deployed military members and returns a submlime slab o’ blues:

And look at the results:


4 Responses to “We Need Cassone To Rock @CPACnews”

  1. We Need Cassone To Rock @CPACnews : The Other McCain | Dead Citizen's Rights Society
    January 31st, 2014 @ 8:20 pm

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  2. Adjoran
    January 31st, 2014 @ 9:39 pm

    I don’t attend fundraisers, but every year I have to wonder about the strange attitude of many CPAC fans. They act as if it were THE conservative festival, the place where anyone who is conservative should/will be.

    But then when it’s all over, they go home and resume calling people “RINO” who the sponsoring organization, ACU, has awarded lifetime ratings of 85 or more, sometimes over 90.

    So the party/fundraiser is cool and essential, but the hosts are full of it when it comes to evaluating voting records?

  3. smitty
    February 1st, 2014 @ 7:26 am

    Yeah, it’s mostly a big pep rally.

  4. Quartermaster
    February 2nd, 2014 @ 5:22 pm

    There are certain issues on which apostasy will earn the label of RINO, and it is well placed. Regardless of of their ACU rating.