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Yeah, I’m Sure @Denise_Richards Won’t Have Any Problems With This

Posted on | February 17, 2014 | 50 Comments

So, imagine you’re the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, the mother of his two young daughters, and your ex-husband just announced plans to marry a 24-year-old performer known for her roles in such “adult” video productions as Seduced by Mommy 2, Bondage Tongue Bath, Lesbian Workout, Lesbian Romance, etc. How would you feel about Charlie and his new squeeze having visitation with your daughters?

My guess is, lawyers for Denise Richards are going to use this as a reason to make sure Charlie never gets to see those kids.

 

Category: Celebrities

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50 Responses to “Yeah, I’m Sure @Denise_Richards Won’t Have Any Problems With This”

  1. SPQR9
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:35 am

    What’s wrong with “Bondage Tongue Bath” ? Cleanliness is next to Godliness …

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:37 am

    Can we conclude you are taking Ms. Richards side?

  3. robertstacymccain
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:37 am

    Yeah, I have from the start.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:41 am

    And your [erroneous] belief that she is Super Hawt has nothing to do with it. eh, McCain?

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:44 am

    Other than Mrs. McCain, your family, and Ms. Milano, most of recognize you always had soft spot for Ms. Richards.

    And Charlie Sheen is a cad and scoundrel.

  6. robertstacymccain
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:46 am

    Well, you can search the blog and see what I’ve written. Charlie had his chance, and blew it, and everything that has happened to him since the split with Denise has only further confirmed that Charlie was the source of Charlie’s problems.

  7. SPQR9
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:47 am

    Down vote for the vile “erroneous” adjective, you … you … philistine.

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:49 am

    Ain’t that the truth.

  9. jakee308
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:05 am

    Denise Richards is no saint. She just plays one on TV. (and has a good lawyer and publicist)

    Not saying Charlie’s a saint either.

    She’s just more private about her bad behavior. (and charlie’s a little off center)

  10. Dave
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:13 am

    I assume everyone in Hollywood is crazy barring first-hand evidence otherwise. And although it’s not that far from San Diego to LA, and many starlets have many positive attributes (though finding 30-something social awkward programmers irresistibly sexy is almost certainly not one of them), I am not sufficiently motivated to conduct research on this.

  11. ChandlersGhost
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:48 am

    Of course Brett Rossi quit porn. Her new fiancee can pay for the cocaine.

  12. Zohydro
    February 17th, 2014 @ 2:03 am

    What happened to Sheen’s two “goddesses” three “angels”?

    http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/06/charlie-sheen-goddesses-angels-porn-star-girlfriend/

  13. M. Thompson
    February 17th, 2014 @ 2:15 am

    If they’re heading south from LA, they have to get through the jarheads first.

  14. concern00
    February 17th, 2014 @ 3:16 am

    Surely today’s marginally left influenced courts are likely to side with the (ex) porn queen. I’m pretty sure porn is just another manifestation of lefty love.

  15. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 7:27 am

    She hasn’t done a porno for seven months? Well, once a whore . . .

  16. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 7:29 am

    Having seen Miss Richards’ tremendously believable performance as a nuclear physicist in The World Is Not Enough, of course I support her, in everything she does!

  17. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 7:30 am

    Some of us appreciate people with enough class — if that’s really the appropriate word — to keep their bad behavior private.

  18. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 7:31 am

    Dr Christmas Jones http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32500000/Denise-Richards-Dr-Christmas-Jones-bond-girls-32542409-700-1000.jpg

  19. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 7:34 am

    Why not? It worked for Leonard! http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9100000/Penny-Leonard-leonard-penny-9191095-450-300.jpg

  20. robertstacymccain
    February 17th, 2014 @ 9:04 am

    To blame Denise Richards in her conflict with Charlie Sheen is kind of like saying, “Well, whose fault is it that all those Jews were living in Germany? You can’t blame Hitler!”

  21. CrustyB
    February 17th, 2014 @ 10:18 am

    He does drugs, marries a porn star who was in “Bondage Tongue Bath,” brings her into the same house as his young children, and then bad-mouths Phil Robertson because HIS views are reprehensible. Welcome to the backwards world of the liberal.

  22. richard mcenroe
    February 17th, 2014 @ 10:30 am

    I’ve known other ex-pornstars, so good luck to Ms. Rossi in that regard at least.

  23. richard mcenroe
    February 17th, 2014 @ 10:31 am

    If bad acting was a crime, I would have been shot after “Nudist Colony of the Dead” and drawn and quartered after “The Naked Monster”, so I cannot fault Ms. Richardson in that regard.

  24. richard mcenroe
    February 17th, 2014 @ 10:32 am

    Starbucks?

  25. richard mcenroe
    February 17th, 2014 @ 11:08 am

    Stacy you’re missing Sheen’s one redeeming quality: were any of his “goddesses” from Florida?

  26. JeffS
    February 17th, 2014 @ 11:31 am

    Let’s not forget her performance as a hotshot pilot in Starship Troopers!

  27. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 17th, 2014 @ 11:34 am

    Hey, Karl Rove said leave Hillary’s past alone!

  28. marew
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:05 pm

    Doesn’t Charlie have another ex-wife who has drug issues (among others), and didn’t Richards care for the two boys from that relationship for awhile and had to find other arrangements for them because they were so disruptive and violent?

    What a complete mess. Charlie looks very wasted in the picture with the hat.

    I see marrying a porn star is another stellar choice.

  29. marew
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:06 pm

    I feel like I need a shower after reading porn movie names. Except for Bondage Tongue Bath.

  30. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:12 pm

    Regrettably, she wasn’t in Rico’s mobile infantry unit, so she wasn’t in the shower scene. 🙁

  31. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:16 pm

    It was the Jooooos fault for letting themselves get kicked out of Judea in 70 AD.

  32. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:19 pm

    He was married to Denise Richards, and he thought that there was an upgrade?

  33. Dana
    February 17th, 2014 @ 12:22 pm

    Of course, upon seeing her curriculum vitae, which our host was kind enough to link,An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody sounds like a winner! An American Werewolf in London was an awesome movie!

  34. JeffS
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:19 pm

    Yeah, pity that she didn’t play a grunt, one of the few things accurately portrayed from Heinlein’s novel.

    Instead she had to wear puritanical uniforms. The only reason I watched the show to the end was the (slim) hope that the bugs would find some reason to rip off her clothes.

    Alas, that never happened. 🙁

  35. JeffS
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:21 pm

    A “Bondage Tongue Bath” would be like a shower, right?

    IYKWIMAITTYD.

  36. Quartermaster
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:57 pm

    The shower scene was the high point of the movie. The movie was a turkey and my son and I, having read the novel, were pretty disgusted with the movie.

  37. Quartermaster
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:58 pm

    Added my down as well.

  38. Quartermaster
    February 17th, 2014 @ 1:58 pm

    Depends on where that tongue has been.

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  40. SPQR9
    February 17th, 2014 @ 3:38 pm

    A point.

  41. Hanzo
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:15 pm

    “Not a pornstar anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months”. Why, how chaste of her, bless her heart.
    Once a pornstar always a pornstar.

  42. Hanzo
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:15 pm

    “Not a pornstar anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months”. Why, how chaste of her, bless her heart.
    Once a pornstar always a pornstar.

  43. Hanzo
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:17 pm

    I’m gonna’ have to google that one, I can’t believe I haven’t seen , or even heard of, one of Ms.Richards’ brilliant acting performances.
    sarc off

  44. Hanzo
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:17 pm

    I’m gonna’ have to google that one, I can’t believe I haven’t seen , or even heard of, one of Ms.Richards’ brilliant acting performances.
    sarc off

  45. marew
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:26 pm

    exactly

  46. marew
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:26 pm

    exactly

  47. Nan
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    She might figure it out.

    Oh, and his quote on short marriage to first wife “You buy a bad car and it breaks down.”

  48. Nan
    February 17th, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    She might figure it out.

    Oh, and his quote on short marriage to first wife “You buy a bad car and it breaks down.”

  49. Bob Belvedere
    February 17th, 2014 @ 5:23 pm

    She’s actually not a bad actress – rather, a journeyman, as it were. But she is too damn thin and only mildly attractive.

  50. Steve White
    February 18th, 2014 @ 12:39 pm

    Brett Rossi™ tweets “not a ‘pornstar’ anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months.”

    To borrow the gag from ‘Evita’ — “I’m still called an Admiral even though I gave up the sea long ago.”