Yeah, I’m Sure @Denise_Richards Won’t Have Any Problems With This

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So, imagine you’re the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, the mother of his two young daughters, and your ex-husband just announced plans to marry a 24-year-old performer known for her roles in such “adult” video productions as Seduced by Mommy 2, Bondage Tongue Bath, Lesbian Workout, Lesbian Romance, etc. How would you feel about Charlie and his new squeeze having visitation with your daughters?

My guess is, lawyers for Denise Richards are going to use this as a reason to make sure Charlie never gets to see those kids.

 

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  6. Well, you can search the blog and see what I’ve written. Charlie had his chance, and blew it, and everything that has happened to him since the split with Denise has only further confirmed that Charlie was the source of Charlie’s problems.

  9. Denise Richards is no saint. She just plays one on TV. (and has a good lawyer and publicist)

    Not saying Charlie’s a saint either.

    She’s just more private about her bad behavior. (and charlie’s a little off center)

  10. I assume everyone in Hollywood is crazy barring first-hand evidence otherwise. And although it’s not that far from San Diego to LA, and many starlets have many positive attributes (though finding 30-something social awkward programmers irresistibly sexy is almost certainly not one of them), I am not sufficiently motivated to conduct research on this.

  14. Surely today’s marginally left influenced courts are likely to side with the (ex) porn queen. I’m pretty sure porn is just another manifestation of lefty love.

  16. Having seen Miss Richards’ tremendously believable performance as a nuclear physicist in The World Is Not Enough, of course I support her, in everything she does!

  20. To blame Denise Richards in her conflict with Charlie Sheen is kind of like saying, “Well, whose fault is it that all those Jews were living in Germany? You can’t blame Hitler!”

  21. He does drugs, marries a porn star who was in “Bondage Tongue Bath,” brings her into the same house as his young children, and then bad-mouths Phil Robertson because HIS views are reprehensible. Welcome to the backwards world of the liberal.

  23. If bad acting was a crime, I would have been shot after “Nudist Colony of the Dead” and drawn and quartered after “The Naked Monster”, so I cannot fault Ms. Richardson in that regard.

  28. Doesn’t Charlie have another ex-wife who has drug issues (among others), and didn’t Richards care for the two boys from that relationship for awhile and had to find other arrangements for them because they were so disruptive and violent?

    What a complete mess. Charlie looks very wasted in the picture with the hat.

    I see marrying a porn star is another stellar choice.

  33. Of course, upon seeing her curriculum vitae, which our host was kind enough to link,An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody sounds like a winner! An American Werewolf in London was an awesome movie!

  34. Yeah, pity that she didn’t play a grunt, one of the few things accurately portrayed from Heinlein’s novel.

    Instead she had to wear puritanical uniforms. The only reason I watched the show to the end was the (slim) hope that the bugs would find some reason to rip off her clothes.

    Alas, that never happened. 🙁

  36. The shower scene was the high point of the movie. The movie was a turkey and my son and I, having read the novel, were pretty disgusted with the movie.

  41. “Not a pornstar anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months”. Why, how chaste of her, bless her heart.
    Once a pornstar always a pornstar.

  42. “Not a pornstar anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months”. Why, how chaste of her, bless her heart.
    Once a pornstar always a pornstar.

  43. I’m gonna’ have to google that one, I can’t believe I haven’t seen , or even heard of, one of Ms.Richards’ brilliant acting performances.
    sarc off

  44. I’m gonna’ have to google that one, I can’t believe I haven’t seen , or even heard of, one of Ms.Richards’ brilliant acting performances.
    sarc off

  47. She might figure it out.

    Oh, and his quote on short marriage to first wife “You buy a bad car and it breaks down.”

  48. She might figure it out.

    Oh, and his quote on short marriage to first wife “You buy a bad car and it breaks down.”

  50. Brett Rossi™ tweets “not a ‘pornstar’ anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months.”

    To borrow the gag from ‘Evita’ — “I’m still called an Admiral even though I gave up the sea long ago.”

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