“Planned Parenthood’s Sex Ed Pushes BDSM, ‘Asphyxiation’ On Teens” is the headline at Breitbart.com, highlighting a new video from Live Action that demonstrates how America’s leading abortion provider is teaching kids about kinky sex.
Planned Parenthood’s advocacy of perversion and promiscuity — under the aegis of “Comprehensive Sexuality Education” — isn’t really anything new. They’ve been promoting this deviancy for decades, and it makes sense if you understand the economics of the abortion industry: Encouraging young girls to screw around recklessly guarantees that a certain percentage of of those girls are going to get knocked up and then pay for an abortion. So the people on the “supply” end of this supply-and-demand equation will do everything possible to increase demand for their services. Q.E.D.
Of course, the push for “Comprehensive Sexuality Education” is based on a myth that kids’ problems with sex are the result of a shortage of sexual knowledge. In fact, kids have never in history had as much access to information about sex as they do now. Whatever it is, if you can spell it, you can Google it — C-H-L-A-M-Y-D-I-A — and if schools would just teach kids basic reading and writing, they could figure out this sex stuff for themselves. Believe it or not, some of us managed to figure it out even before there was an Internet. Or cable TV, for that matter.
Kids are overloaded with sexual information. What seems to be in short supply, however, is sexual virtue. We could fix this problem pretty easily, if America’s schools weren’t run by liberals.
Suppose that a Republican wins the White House in 2016 and is crazy enough to put me in charge of the nation’s sex education agenda. Within a matter of weeks, our nation’s school counselors would receive bundles of helpful pamphlets and posters.
KEEP YOUR BRITCHES ON, MISSY!
DON’T YOU KNOW BOYS HAVE COOTIES?
Just basic common-sense stuff like that. There would also be a pamphlet called, YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT A HOMO, in which young fellows would be reminded that the odds are at least 20-to-1 against them being gay, so if they’re worried about it, they should probably stop worrying. Unless they’re getting boners thinking about Justin Bieber or something, in which case, yeah.
If you feel an overwhelming urge to click that link, you’re not a homo, unless you’re a chick, but even chicks might be curious to see Kate Upton nude without being totally lezbo, so we’ll need to ask some additional questions for the chicks:
- Do you play varsity softball?
- Is your favorite TV show Orange Is the New Black?
- Are you a Democrat?
This is the kind of basic common-sense curriculum kids really need. Simple messages like, “Stop Wanking to Porn, You Horny Freaks” and “There Were More Than 1.4 Million Cases of Chlamydia Last Year. Don’t Be the Next Case. Keep Your Britches On, Missy.” We must implement the Four Basic Principles of Sex Education:
- Fear.
- Guilt.
- Shame.
- And more Fear.
For example, there was a 20% increase in unprotected anal sex among gay men. So we need pamphlets and posters: “Your Mother Would Be So Disappointed If You Got Chlamydia in Your Butt” and “Eewww! That’s Gross! Stop Doing That, You Weirdo!”
Most sex problems could be solved by this basic common-sense approach. The World Health Organization, however, is run by liberals, not people with common sense, so they want to spend $13,000 a year for every gay man in the world to provide them with HIV prevention drugs. This is crazy. All you need is some pamphlets and posters: “Why Do You Keep Doing It In Your Butt? Stop That Right This Minute, Young Man, or I’m Going to Tell Your Mother!”
Meanwhile, for those of you kids who aren’t homos or lezzies, you’re probably wondering, “How can I get somebody to have sex with me without catching a nasty case of chlamydia?”
Simple answer: Do you have a wedding ring on your finger? OK.
Just don’t do it in the butt. That’s gross.
You have to love how Amazon starts running adds on wedding stuff in response to this article (lucky it does not start running less family friendly stuff from its adult toy section).
I know Bill Schmalfeldt will be sad you are not endorsing stuff that got him banned from the Daily Kos.
Well CDC continues to prove that nature and reality are the biggest homophobes and haters around, while the best argument men screwing other men in the butt can come up with is that HIV doesn’t kill like it used to. Why should anybody adopt preventative behaviors when we have drugs that can sustain their disease ridden bodies for almost an equivalent lifespan? That’s wholesome.
I don’t approve of Planned Parenthood because it is funded by taxpayer funds and not accountable to those same taxpayers.
I admit I am undecided on abortion.
Worse, we already know how to rid society of HIV and AIDS (as well as almost all VDs): Don’t sleep around. Somehow that advice has become anti-scientific.
This is the kind of comprehensive sex education I can get behind (pun intended)! Plus, you can get your whole sex ed class completed in 5 minutes.
Great work as usual, Stacy.
Unscientific…and hateful.
I hate because I care.
Western civilisation is still paying the price for taking Kinsey seriously, instead of throwing him in jail where he belonged.
A girl takes her clothes off. You get an erection.
When “Hey, she’s naked!” ceases to be exciting and you need to modify the experience to make it interesting, then it’s time to examine what’s happened to your brain.
And if you have to do something to make it interesting AS A TEENAGER, then this civilization is doomed.
One hundred thumbs-up.
Examine some abortion photos.
They’ve been trying to debate about it without letting the truth of it into the room.
Stop letting it be an academic argument. It’s not square roots. It’s not a subject and predicate. It’s reality. Bring it into reality, and you will finally decide.
Exactly. I’ve always referred to AIDS as the disease no one ever has to get.
One generation… and each of those viruses starves to death. AIDS is equal opportunity for gays or straights, what it needs is promiscuity. Monogamy for a generation and it’s just… gone.
I was alive “at the time”, though I’m not that old, and I remember the upset… it was all OMG anyone can get AIDS! EMERGENCY!!!! and then at the same time it was, how dare you be afraid of AIDS you hater, it’s next to impossible to catch so how DARE you freak out about that poor kid at your school. So then you’re like, next to impossible to catch so long as you don’t have sex so don’t have sex. And then it’s like, hater! How dare you tell people not to have sex whenever and with whomever they please? And then you’re all… are you people on drugs? Because you don’t make any sense.
It’s not just a sex disease. Intravenous drug users can spread it, and people have contracted it from blood transfusions. Also, about 70% of aids patients are/have had homosexual sex. Considering that gays are maybe 3% of the population, I wouldn’t call it an equal opportunity disease.
In Africa the transmission is mostly heterosexual, isn’t it? The number of people who got it from blood transfusions is small, and now we know to be extra careful. Drug users sharing needles are probably also sharing every sort of disease there is. But even they wouldn’t be able to maintain an active “epidemic” if people who weren’t sharing needles refused to have sex with them.
Getting AIDS by *accident* is like getting injured by a meteorite… it happens to several people a year.
Yeah, I remember that constant contradiction. Every conversation was like sketch comedy.
Pretty hard to argue with the line “one generation of monogamy and it’s gone.”
Just a 100? You’re awful niggardly.
God is by far the biggest “homophobe.” I doubt He will show much interest in hearing why they think He created them kweer. What He will do to them does not bear reflection.
Latest CDC statistics show that 1.6 of Americans “identify” as homosexual or lesbian, and .7% “identify” as bisexual. A whopping 2.3% total.
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Actually, Stacy places these ads himself. It’s a trade secret…shhhhh!
dat’s racist
/sarc
Still too many and I wouldn’t want them to take those low numbers as a challenge, which is what they seem to be doing. Give it a generation with perversion as the norm and I can guarantee those numbers will be higher. Our kids will hardly thank us for this.
Intravenous drug users and homosexual probably overlap a lot more than people think.
I did actually.
There was a film series when I was in high school, Whatever Happened to the Human Race? It sparked all sorts of discussion. Nearly got the teacher fired too.
We can go into this huge song and dance about the world not being black and white, or you can accept that I don’t support Planned Parenthood and I am undecided on abortion,
Ah, but you also have to remember that the virus adapts. It won’t be terribly long before the current drugs keeping GRIDS in check are no longer effective against the new strains. Wait until the deaths start mounting up then.
By all accounts it has reached ‘epidemic proportions.’ This has to have a long term implication, in addition to the burden on our health system.
PP has morphed from its racist beginnings to being the vanguard in the fight to destroy the family. This is yet another salvo.
And that’s apparently “so many that it couldn’t possibly be a symptom of mental illness.”
I thought, at first, it was a brilliant Firesign Theater sketch gone viral [pun intended].
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I wonder how that squares with depression, which I’m quite positive afflicts a much larger portion of the population than that and is considered to be a mental illness. It’s always fun arguing with people who can’t tell you why homosexuality is not considered a mental illness akin to depression (which nobody celebrates) without making shit up (like how depression is easily controlled by medication, which always makes me laugh because I’ve seen and experienced how medication works on depression and it is like having a little floatation device thrown to you in rough seas; it helps you keep your head above water, as opposed to plucking you from the waves and setting you on solid ground).
Reminds me of headlines about young men abusing viagra. I don’t get that at all. Those are the days when it would be convenient to have an off switch.
All I can figure is that some guys want to build up callouses.
I used to send them money back when people told me they mostly specialized in prenatal care for poor women and teens.
Then I found out.
I used to send money to the ACLU because they fought for my right to privacy and to keep law enforcement from abusing its power.
Then I found out.
We used to send money to NOW because they helped register women voters and helped with lawyers to make sure corporations didn’t pass on women just because they were married. Also, they were all about prenatal care and education.
Then I found out.
Every time, we found out these groups were front groups for something far more sinister. And we found out about them decades ago. Now they are still around, and the mask has come completely off.
And still, far too many people fail to see.
They need to find out.
Before it’s too late.
One reason the left wants “universal healthcare.” They want someone else to pay the freight for their depravity.
That you are undecided is simply evidence that many of us have judged you correctly.
Or evidence that you are selective with your own rules.
Wonderful and appropriate use of that word! Oh, how the howls of outrage will ensue!
You would like it to be so. OTOH, I guess it’s about the only defense you have for your idiocy.
You are so determined win the war right now at any cost that you ignore the incrimental victories and the long strategy.
You and I are both against Planned Parenthood for different reasons. But we can agree that without Federal funding, PP would lose most of it’s budget and would have to depend on good will.
Couple that with the fact that progressives seldom give to charity because they think that is a function of government.
So are you willing to cripple PP now and administer the death stroke later?
You’re running a rabbit I never turned loose.
Everyone has seen the photos! You have them on signs for Christsake ! They haven’t even come close to swaying me because the fundamental issue is still the woman, and her right to body autonomy. and privacy. And I’ve seen what Natalist policies look like. Study Communist Romania, and the legacy of their abortion ban, especially in a tough or stagnant economy. Children on the street hooking, and addicted to drugs, and the others locked away in institutions, or state homes. No thanks.
After nearly 40 years of marriage I still like it when I see my bride sans coulottes and underments. OTOH, it doesn’t carry the same weight as it did when I was 20 and married less than a year.
A friend was telling me of his friend who is married to something of a nymphomaniac. He told my friend that “Sometimes a guy just wants to go to sleep.” At nearly 60 I can sympathize.
But, C’mon Bob, admit it. You were an idiot when you were young, or as a teenager. We all were.
No, I just think “all or nothing” is more likely to get you removed from the game.
Whatever. Like I said, you’re chasing a rabbit I didn’t turn loose. Go wherever your fertile imagination takes you.
The current government, in all its policies, seems hell bent on creating a new class of democrat voters identified only by their depravity and dependence. I think this is an existential threat to the conservatives.
The fundamental issue is life. Just because that child is inside of you does not give your the right to kill it for your convenience. That’s the standard definition of murder.
In Africa STDs are rampant and it is common when a patient has one of the bacterial STDs they also have Aids (I won’t play the HIV/Aids game. If you have HIV, you have AIDS although it may be subclinical). The HIV is quite opportunistic. With the open sores that often accompany bacterial STDs HIV transmission becomes highly likely. The fact that promiscuity is common in Africa, makes prevention of the spread even more problematic.
God didn’t mandate sex be reserved for marriage because He was some old fogey stick in the mud. God knew what he was doing when He designed us, and knew what would happen after the fall and He had our welfare at heart.