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  1. I have no trouble with Hollywood burning. Just give me some warning. I’ve got a few people I’d like to pitch into the inferno.

  2. Someone’s having entirely too much fun.

    Hey, isn’t Cuba like a state or something? One a them seven states that came after Hawaii?

    I’m pretty sure barack has the Constitutional A-thaw-ty to fire a sitting governor, so you people getting upset over Cuba are just getting all worked up for nothing.

    Whoops, I have to go get in line for toilet paper. See ya.

  3. Um, who says it was the Norks?

    Not the Norks – they denied it, and they usually love taking credit for their mischief.

    Not the FBI – in fact they are telling some reporters that the mode and path of the attacks are similar to a previous attack they suspect Iran is behind.

    Not the experts in hacking defense – they say Norks don’t have the capacity for it, besides us, only Russia, China, and Iran are known to have these sorts of operations.

    In fact, some are saying the attack may not have even been a state-sponsored one, that Sony’s security was so weak that skilled amateurs could have done it.

    It’s like a mass shooting or death-by-cop case: the truth is never the first story that comes out. Except we do know Hollywood is entirely populated by pussies.

  4. Well, I think you should save the young starlets, who had nothing to do with all this.

    If you could save me one for the weekend, that’d be great!

  5. Obama can extend diplomatic recognition, and his people say since our interest section under the Swiss flag in Cuba is actually in our old embassy building, renovated and reopened under Jimmy Carter, they don’t need money for an embassy. And the career foreign service man who is Chief of Mission already holds Ambassador rank and pay and the staff won’t change, so basically up ours.

    He cannot lift the embargo on his own, though, since that is statutory law. So far.

    It occurs to me he is trying to bait us to impeach him since that’s the only way he has of recovering public approval.

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