by Smitty
#ScottWalkerisSoConservativeThat in Fake Quote Labs, Neil deGrasse Tyson & new sidekick Brian Williams are crafting fibs to take him down.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
#ScottWalkerisSoConservativeThat left unwatched, he could be so mad as to balance the budget.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
#ScottWalkerisSoConservativeThat he just can't figure out why his personal "belief" in Evolution amounts to a hill of beans.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
#ScottWalkerIsSoConservativeThat he's still uncertain as to whether or not ball bearings are "the work of the Devil".
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
#ScottWalkerIsSoConservativeThat he does is taxes in Roman numerals. An accountant transcribes them into "them newfangled Ay-rabic numbers".
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
#ScottWalkerIsSoConservativeThat he studies the Bible in the original Hebrew and Greek, because the KJV is too "modern".
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
#ScottWalkerIsSoConservativeThat He makes Lancaster County, PA look like Berkeley, CA.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
BREAKING: #ScottWalkerIsSoConservativeThat He makes Jesse Helms look like FDR. http://t.co/cCBPcC9e3v
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 13, 2015
Given his ”punt” on evolution in London I think he should take the pledge now promising to take no steps to repeal evolution.
As a tested warrior he should understand the need for an occasional tactical retreat.
Walker hasn’t announced yet and there are already more investigations of his background than on Obama after 6 years in office.
Did anyone expect anything different?
Brian Williams was unavailable for comment….
I fully support the repeal of evolution, and the big bang too! I am a single issue voter on both!
Great poll question:
Who was smarter? Abraham Lincoln or Brakabama?
I loved Frazetta’s stuff as a kid, but that is one faggoty looking shoe. Looks like Liberace’s bedroom slipper…with spurs.
Wasn’t that painting on a Lynyrd Skynyrd album some years ago?
Molly hatchet
Mother Jones said:
Scott Walker Would Be the Most Conservative GOP Candidate Since Goldwater
As if that would be a bad thing!
Charlie Daniels?
Wouldn’t want to get kicked by it, it’s pointy and made of steel.
That shoe does look a wee bit dainty… Christian Louboutin, perhaps?
That will never sell. One, no one remembers Goldwater. Two, Walker is too personally disarming. Goldwater was a good man but he looked like a reform school warden.
Heck, the man has survived re-elections, a recall campaign as well as the unions and the press (but I repeat myself) investigating his background so thoroughly, we know what he had for lunch on the second Tuesday in May in Sixth Grade.
But watching them continue to try is just plain adorable.
Another fine larruping of the tweetstream by Smitty.
I’m getting more and more tempted to get a twitter account. I’m scared I’d flame the world, though.
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Big Bang is being repealed There was a paper out this week claiming the math shows the universe has no beginning.
I’ve seen a few delicate looking daggers too, not to mention a pink ”Hello Kitty” AR-15. I’ll not volunteer to have their lethality tested on me, YMMV.
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Also check out the old Ralph Bakshi flick Fire and Ice. Ralph drew heavily from Frazetta for it.
Not I. The more I read about the pile-ons that get people doxxed, fired, death threats with photos of their house attached, their friends and relatives contacted by strangers and told what a horrible person they are — just for making a politically incorrect joke — the more convinced I am that I made the right decision to not be on Twitter (or Facebook, or anything). I wouldn’t last a week.
50+ years later, America could use a reform school warden in the White House.
Maybe not as president, but just to keep the president in line and on his toes.
Barakhenaten Obazymandias, obviously. How can a mere president compare to The Little God-King?
He’s so conservative he scares the MSM so well they don’t need a bowel prep for a colonoscopy.