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The Law Was Made For Her Majesty, Not Her Majesty For The Law, Ye Peasants

Posted on | April 16, 2015 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

Her Royal Highness continues the coronation tour with demonstrations of Her Majesty both great and small:

Conservatives need to understand that Her Inevitable Inevitability is certain, and focus on cowering safely off to the side.


12 Responses to “The Law Was Made For Her Majesty, Not Her Majesty For The Law, Ye Peasants”

  1. gothamette
    April 16th, 2015 @ 5:03 pm

    Hillary believes we should go to war on behalf of gays people. I mean, a moral crusade, of course.

    The comment “not a Western invention” is the giveaway. The LGBT crusade must be brought to every 3rd world country that resists the gay agenda. It is also a response to the idea that the gay identity is a fabricated identity that is a product of modern conditions.

  2. Wombat_socho
    April 16th, 2015 @ 5:29 pm

    I’m surprised Stacy’s Crazy Cousin John hasn’t seized on this as a reason to invade Iran. Two birds, one stone! :v

  3. Bob Belvedere
    April 16th, 2015 @ 7:01 pm

    This Law is my Law
    This Law’s not your Law
    From Chappaqua now
    To the to old Benghazay
    You do it my way
    Or it’s the highway
    This Law was made by me alone

    [with NO apologies to Comrade Woody Guthrie]

  4. malclave
    April 16th, 2015 @ 7:23 pm

    But as a woman, Hillary is always handicapped in relation to how men would be treated. Even if she’s elected president, she’s only going to be paid 73% of what every other (read: Male) president has made.

  5. Quartermaster
    April 16th, 2015 @ 7:58 pm

    Woody Guthrie should be apologizing to us.

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  7. DeadMessenger
    April 16th, 2015 @ 10:38 pm

    73% plus whatever she can steal.

  8. geoffb5
    April 17th, 2015 @ 12:55 am

    From the video there is no way to tell if she had a handicap tag hanging on the rear-view mirror. They hand them out to most anyone over the age of 50 or so who gets a doctor to write a note so she would more than qualify.

  9. smitty
    April 17th, 2015 @ 2:07 am

    Fair point, but then the Clinton realm would not want any stigma of handicap associated with Her Majesty. Unless there was a winning coalition of voters to be formed. In which case they’d feature the thing, and then call you “ablist” if you didn’t vote for her.

  10. Toastrider
    April 17th, 2015 @ 9:30 am

    I remember when that hack threw a fit over some Internet wags parodying it during the 2004 elections (I believe it was Jib Jab).

    And hey, the parody and video were pretty funny 🙂

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