Rule 5 Sunday: Teenage Wasteland

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Unlike most of the other posts on this site, the titles for the FMJRA and Rule 5 Sunday have no particular significance, no connection to the contents, except as a key to whatever young woman (or not so young woman) I’m using as an appetizer this week. Set the Objectifying Male Gaze cannons to Stunning! In this case, the former Elizabeth Wooldridge Grant, better known to pop music fans as Lana del Rey, who coincidentally has a song out called “Prom Song (Gone Wrong)” which everyone thinks is called “Teenage Wasteland”, which used to be what everyone thought The Who’s “Baba O’Riley” was called. This has been your bit of music trivia for the weekend. In any case, the management reminds you that many of the following links are to nekkid or almost-naked women. and we’re not responsible for what happens if you click on them while people who can and will make your life even more miserable than it is already are watching. Discretion: use it.

Not actually named Lana Del Rey.
(inb4 screams of “Cultural Appropriation!”)

Blogfodder debuts with Rule 5: Girlfight!, followed by Political Clown Parade with Flowing Curves of Beauty, Goodstuff with the wet, wild, wobbly, and willing Jennifer Aniston, and Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Hot Pick of the Late Night, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns. Animal Magnetism chips in with Rule 5 Animal Rights Friday and a Saturday Ebbamageddon, The Last Tradition presents Eva Herzigova and Marie Blanchard, and First Street Journal celebrates the women in Switzerland’s army.

EBL’s thundering herd this week has Lola Kirke from Mozart in the Jungle, Hillary Knight, Ice Ice Wild Card, Packers & Redskins, AFC Wild Card Playoff Cheerleaders, and Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders.

A View from the Beach brings us A Pretty Normal Little Liar – Ashley Benson, Gone Fishin’, Did “Climate Change” Chase Bigfoot from Asia to America?, Star Wars Gone Wild, The World’s First Smart Bra?, Not Enough Menhaden for the Bay’s Stripers, Johnny Depp Pays Homage to His Better Half, Gratuitous Monday Morning Kate Upton, Can the Redskins Count Coup on the Cowboys? and Bassline Sunday.

Soylent Siberia is serving Cafe Au Lait, followed by Monday Motivationer Old School, Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hawtness Windblown, Fursday Trim, Corsets Etc.,  and Weekender: Licking the Spoon.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Angelique Boyer, his Vintage Babe is Leslie Brooks, Sex in Advertising is covered by an angel (?), and of course there’s the obligatory 49ers cheerleaders. At Dustbury, it’s Akina Nakamori and Taylor Swift.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit your links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox is midnight on Saturday, January 16.


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