by Smitty
At first the Easter Bunny was just a garden-variety capeless hero:
Junk ain't funny,
Getting beat by a bunny,
When out for a night on the town.
The only thing worse,
Than the viral vid curse,
Is when the thrashing is done by a clown. https://t.co/1eN1MQVEcX— No Getting Over Macho Grande Or BREXIT For Theresa (@smitty_one_each) April 23, 2019
Did I say “garden”? It seems some folks in the Garden State may be interested in this capeless crusader:
Corey Booker, hold the phone:
At last we've found T-Bone,
Your "independent pharmaceutical" friend;
Out there from dusk 'til dawn,
Gettin' his Spartacus on,
A FIRST STEP for a bunny on the mend? https://t.co/oBmnUW7uGk— No Getting Over Macho Grande Or BREXIT For Theresa (@smitty_one_each) April 24, 2019