by Smitty
Get a copy of the King James Translation of the Bible, and a friend.
Turn to John 3. Read the dialog with Nicodemus aloud, as if the Carpenter and Nicodemus are from New York City. Loudly, accurately, with lots of body language. It’s an entirely new dimension.
Here’s this bit about Islam, courtesy of Saberpoint:
Back over in the New Testament, you can have nearly as much fun with the Parable of the Talents. Read aloud, but give the servant with the 1 talent the voice of a Socialist deadbeat who, in another setting, blamed Bush, capitalism, Rush Limbaugh, a the vast right-wing conspiracy for his non-approach to success.
No humor is allowed! None! We have to remain serious in battling wing nuts.
No humor is allowed! None! We have to remain serious in battling wing nuts.