by Smitty
I probably shouldn’t be such a mocker, but to have such a public figure as Brian Williams completely debase their integrity merits having abuse heaped about the head and shoulders.
I put on the spandex & platform heels and subbed for Gene Simmons for a few shows on the Love Gun tour. #brianwilliamsmemories
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
Is it true that I was Racer X back in those Speed Racer cartoons? Yeah, guilty. #brianwilliamsmemories — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
Could Williams be as fake as BHO’s college transcripts?
I was in class at Columbia in ’83 with this Barack dude. I’m all: “Genius! This guy is totally Presidential timber.” #BrianWilliamsMemories
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
“You’re So Vain”
Yeah, Carly Simon wrote a song about me once. That strumpet. #HumbleBrag #brianwilliamsmemories — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
Let’s not forget that Her Majesty likes her some stolen valor:
#brianwilliamsmemories So, Hillary Clinton and I are landing in Bosnia, dodging sniper fire so thick that Chris Kyle was all like: “Dude!”
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
Richard Simmons started to flex, so I took him down. #brianwilliamsmemories — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
Jim Croce is always a good reference:
“…And then I said to Leroy Brown: ‘Pardon, sir: the missing pieces are over there in the corner.'” #brianwilliamsmemories
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
Cool Hand Luke is immortal.
“I ate 50 eggs.” #brianwilliamsmemories — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
. . .as is Pulp Fiction.
“Yes, as a matter of fact, I do speak English,” I said to Jules Winnfield. #brianwilliamsmemories
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
I just love this one, with the avatar, handle, and tweet forming a trifecta of “Get stuffed, you blow-dried loser”:
Well, SOMEBODY had to get over Macho Grande. . . #BrianWilliamsMemories — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 5, 2015
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You forgot about that time he was married to Morgan Fairchild…
Props for the KISS Love Gun reference.
I’m not convinced he had any actual integrity to debase.
How about the time he kicked Pat Caddell’s ass?
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It was the least Brian Williams could do, after volunteering himself to be Gene Simmons’ inspiration, for writing Calling Dr. Love, on their previous album.
Fond memories of kicking both Bruce Lee AND Chuck Norris’ ass, in Return of the Dragon. #BrianWilliamsMemories
Perhaps Brian Williams is suffering from a concussion from that time that he helped save a Superbowl victory by blocking the offensive line so that Malcolm Butler could intercept a dumb pass play at the end. Not that we should give him too much credit; he was just there, you know, doing his job, putting himself in the line of danger.
“The story actually started with a terrible moment when the top-secret, modified Blackhawk helicopter we were traveling in crashed outside bin Laden’s compound…”
Really, the possibilities for dealing with this clown are endless.
Over at Ace of Spades, someone under the name “War Is Heller” left this remark, and it slew me!
“Help the anchorman.”
“I AM the anchorman.”
“Help HIM. Help HIM.”
…And I still giggle as I type it.
But did he “do” the groupies afterward, too?
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