by Smitty
The news of McCain’s taste for front-end venison is of course well known. Slightly less notorious is the ‘Barbie Cam’, a scarred-yet-miraculously-functional bubble gum pink affair similar to this:
The Barbie Cam is rumored to have criss-crossed Europe before falling out of Skippy’s luggage:
That lonely Barbie Cam may soon be joined by an equally snazzy go-kartchariot, tip jar willing:
Stacy is on record as saying that no interviewee can resist the Barbie Cam. The question will then move to whether any interviewee’s composure can resist Stacy pulling up to the interview site in a Hello Kitty Car. In defense of Stacy, more traditional ice breakers are unsuitable for land use.