by Smitty
Fishersville Mike, fellow Virginian and backronym fetishist, starts the festivities, and has quite a serviceable outing.
My offering is slightly less charitable:
Can
Only
Find
Festivity in
Effete
Emuluation
I can’t add much to Legal Insurrection and American Power’s floggings of the Coffee Party. It rather makes sense that the slack-jawed left would complement the Tea Party through emulation. They, like Imperial Japan, have every reason to wet themselves with dread at the thought of the sleeping giant that has awakened, after a century of political slumber, to the Progressive threat.
Bring it on, all y’all crypto-Marxist mike foxtrots: We The People shall grind you and your morally bankrupt ideology right down.
If those on the right are the Teabaggers, then surely we can dub the mentally roasted members of the Coffee party “the Beaners”, can we not?
Update: Over at Pajamas Media, courtesy of Little Miss Attila, comes news of the Cocoa Party.
These beverage-based organizations are spilling out all over the place.
Next thing you know, W will come out with “De Cider” party.
Update II: VA Right has a good one.
Update III: Mike LaChance mentioned the Coffee Party and a few other current topics. Excellent summary.
That would be a profound insult to genuine beaners.
That would be a profound insult to genuine beaners.
What ‘genuine beaners’? I mean nothing whatsoever beyond the scope of the simple roasted coffee bean that is soon to become so much powder.
What ‘genuine beaners’? I mean nothing whatsoever beyond the scope of the simple roasted coffee bean that is soon to become so much powder.
Lacking
Attention
Trying
To
Emulate
Lets
All
Try
Tea-bagging
Everyone!
Lacking
Attention
Trying
To
Emulate
Lets
All
Try
Tea-bagging
Everyone!
Just
Another
Vulcan
Aper
(okay, I’m stretching a bit there)
Canned
Of
Fraud
Fakery
Echoing
Everyman
(there, that’s a bit better)
Just
Another
Vulcan
Aper
(okay, I’m stretching a bit there)
Canned
Of
Fraud
Fakery
Echoing
Everyman
(there, that’s a bit better)
Hey; I’m from the Southwest. Go easy on that racial stuff. I mean, *I* know you’re addicted to puns, but not everyone does.
Hey; I’m from the Southwest. Go easy on that racial stuff. I mean, *I* know you’re addicted to puns, but not everyone does.
What racial stuff, pray tell? I mean nothing more than exactly what the post says, and anyone attempting to attach other meanings is exercising their free speech in complete independence of me.
What racial stuff, pray tell? I mean nothing more than exactly what the post says, and anyone attempting to attach other meanings is exercising their free speech in complete independence of me.
Virginia Right has a great offering.
http://www.varight.com/?p=4231
Virginia Right has a great offering.
http://www.varight.com/?p=4231
I’ve invited readers to come up with a suitably disparaging name for coffee partiers.
I’ve invited readers to come up with a suitably disparaging name for coffee partiers.
I think testicle-suckers would be a better term to use for the Coffee people. Maybe even the Richard Lickers Society, but not beaners.
But hey, that’s just me.
I think testicle-suckers would be a better term to use for the Coffee people. Maybe even the Richard Lickers Society, but not beaners.
But hey, that’s just me.
By the way:
“Hey; I’m from the Southwest.”
Sofa King What? Everybody is from somewhere.
Everybody.
By the way:
“Hey; I’m from the Southwest.”
Sofa King What? Everybody is from somewhere.
Everybody.
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I say stick with the tried and true: coffeebaggers. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffeebagging
I say stick with the tried and true: coffeebaggers. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffeebagging
Yeah, “beaner” is a derogatory word for Mexican, so if we use that they’ll call us racists. Oh wait…they’re already doing that.
Yeah, “beaner” is a derogatory word for Mexican, so if we use that they’ll call us racists. Oh wait…they’re already doing that.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just not racist and/or bigoted enough: Folks are always referring to epithets or slanderous nicknames for various groups of people that I’ve never heard of, and I sit here scratching my head wondering what they are talking about. Maybe if I were more bigoted I would know these names, and could avoid them, I’m probably offending people all the time and not knowing it. Case in point – the remarks above seem to be implying that “beaner” is already being used to refer slanderously to some group of people. Never heard of it, can someone please clue me in, I can’t be the only one. Maybe there’s a class I can take somewhere “Bigotry 101 for non-bigots”? (Not that I am implying that any of you folks are bigots because you DO know what these terms mean, you just get out more than I do!)
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just not racist and/or bigoted enough: Folks are always referring to epithets or slanderous nicknames for various groups of people that I’ve never heard of, and I sit here scratching my head wondering what they are talking about. Maybe if I were more bigoted I would know these names, and could avoid them, I’m probably offending people all the time and not knowing it. Case in point – the remarks above seem to be implying that “beaner” is already being used to refer slanderously to some group of people. Never heard of it, can someone please clue me in, I can’t be the only one. Maybe there’s a class I can take somewhere “Bigotry 101 for non-bigots”? (Not that I am implying that any of you folks are bigots because you DO know what these terms mean, you just get out more than I do!)
OK, I see someone has pre-answered my question as to what beaner means (in a derogatory sense). I still don’t get it. What, is the implication that Mexicans eat a lot of beans or something? If I’m going to be an Evil Racist Conservative Republican, I really need more practice at this sort of thing.
OK, I see someone has pre-answered my question as to what beaner means (in a derogatory sense). I still don’t get it. What, is the implication that Mexicans eat a lot of beans or something? If I’m going to be an Evil Racist Conservative Republican, I really need more practice at this sort of thing.
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Yum…. hot chocolate.
Yum…. hot chocolate.
May I suggest that the ‘CoffeePartyers’ are
‘Chock-Full-Of-Nutters’.
May I suggest that the ‘CoffeePartyers’ are
‘Chock-Full-Of-Nutters’.
Cofee Beaners is ok, since they were all hand picked Juan Valdez Axelrod.
But there is always Chocked Full O’ Nuts…
Cofee Beaners is ok, since they were all hand picked Juan Valdez Axelrod.
But there is always Chocked Full O’ Nuts…
Coffee Party USA = CPUSA = Communist Party USA.
There should be no need to elaborate further.
Coffee Party USA = CPUSA = Communist Party USA.
There should be no need to elaborate further.
@Clueless,
maybe an episode of South Park will clue you in:
think of the episode with the cloud of smugness. It is where the people in San Francisco were so elitist that they used to bend over and sniff their own odor.
If these folks were into yippee beans then the epithet about beaners makes a lot of sense to me….
Just think about it… that one episode explains everything.
@Clueless,
maybe an episode of South Park will clue you in:
think of the episode with the cloud of smugness. It is where the people in San Francisco were so elitist that they used to bend over and sniff their own odor.
If these folks were into yippee beans then the epithet about beaners makes a lot of sense to me….
Just think about it… that one episode explains everything.