by Smitty
Please make sure no one finds out I was born in Oregon. It would be shameful for anyone to know that the state where I was born has been completely sodomized by a crop of un-American degenerates. Yes. California. I blame expat granola-heads for destroying my home state’s moral fiber.
Stacy, I know my little bit of birth trivia is safe with you.
Thanks, man.
Chris