Say ‘No’ To Crack!

by Smitty (via Vanderleun)

Here is a designer product that you wear when you want to go around scandalously clad while selectively hiding something, in this case, gluteal cleavage.

One is torn between the desire to applaud the capitalism at work and the need to point out that, over time, modesty itself is the most powerful attractant women can wield. I’m not sure whether that works for men. If so, Stacy is fortunate to be off the market. 😉

10 comments

  1. Plumbers should print ads on them and give them out as promotional items. They would probably more effective than those refrigerator magnets.

  2. Plumbers should print ads on them and give them out as promotional items. They would probably more effective than those refrigerator magnets.

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