Brain B’asploding #Bacon Burger

Posted on | July 7, 2012 | 24 Comments

by Smitty

You can feel the sodium, of this 100% ground bacon burger (with cheese and bacon!) even through the blog post:

Get it now, before Michelle Obama disapproves

That's one way to try to justify Obamacare.

You eat that, and your head could b’asplode. I’m super cereal.

Update: TrogloPundit provides dessert, which is called Pumpple Cake, but would be perhaps better named: “Michelle Obama Frowned”.

Category: Bacon

Comments

24 Responses to “Brain B’asploding #Bacon Burger”

Shawn Gillogly
July 7th, 2012 @ 5:34 pm

I would die a happy man. 😉
VitreousTabard64
July 7th, 2012 @ 6:48 pm

http://goo.gl/6utLg
McGehee
July 7th, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

You notice they didn’t debut this until after RobertsCare was upheld in court…
Wombat_socho
July 7th, 2012 @ 7:00 pm

The only thing that surprises me about this is that it didn’t come from Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s. Also, it looks great except for the bun, but I understand I have peculiar tastes. 🙂
mlenz9
July 7th, 2012 @ 7:41 pm

My arteries hardened just looking at the picture.
Shawny
July 7th, 2012 @ 8:27 pm

Mmmmmm……can I get fries with that?? Bet it’s like skydiving without a parachute. Thrill of a lifetime but you can only do it once.
D. Edwards
July 7th, 2012 @ 8:29 pm

you’ll are linked by hot air again. enjoy.
Evilbloggerlady
July 7th, 2012 @ 8:38 pm

Any burger without beef is good by me (sorry pigs).
Dianna Deeley
July 7th, 2012 @ 9:10 pm

I like bacon, but that’s a bit much. Just a bit, though.
Dianna Deeley
July 7th, 2012 @ 9:11 pm

The bun exists so you can hold the “burger”. It has no other purpose.
Adobe_Walls
July 7th, 2012 @ 10:20 pm

Chauvinist.
Adobe_Walls
July 7th, 2012 @ 10:22 pm

Not possible if it involves bacon.
Wombat_socho
July 7th, 2012 @ 10:39 pm

I use these amazing new inventions called the “fork” and the “knife”. Do they not sell these in your part of the country yet? 😉
But could you fry it on a stick? « The TrogloPundit
July 7th, 2012 @ 10:49 pm

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JeffS
July 8th, 2012 @ 12:27 am

Bacon is the Food Of The Gods. Thou shalt consume it in massive joy, and give thanks for it.
Bob Belvedere
July 8th, 2012 @ 1:22 am

A-Men.
Shawn Gillogly
July 8th, 2012 @ 8:45 am

Loaded fries please! But yeah, the deep-fried cheeseburger was like that too. Delicious for about half-way, then you start wondering what you’ve done to yourself 😛
McGehee
July 8th, 2012 @ 10:34 am

At lkeast she spells better than the Chick-fil-A cows do.
No, Sodium, Fat, Eggs, nor Meat Are Bad For You | Daily Pundit
July 8th, 2012 @ 10:59 am

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No, Sodium, Fat, Eggs, nor Meat Are Not Bad For You | BizNax
July 8th, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

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Shawny
July 8th, 2012 @ 1:19 pm

Yeah, but Brain B’Asplode these days for sooooo many other tasteless reasons, thinkin’ restraint ain’t in my cards…lol.
As an analogy to ObamaTax, let’s say this baconorgasma is cold, that’s a rotten egg on top and we’re being force fed with nothin’ to drink. Don’t worry about your arteries, think of all those poor assholes.
Shawny
July 8th, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

Sounds like the mission statement for the National Turd Floaters Association……of which I am a charter member.

Here’s an Obama supporter now…….
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July 8th, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

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Stogie Chomper
July 8th, 2012 @ 3:50 pm

Barf!