Rule 5 Sunday: Touch And Go

— compiled by Wombat-socho

For the benefit of those reading Rule 5 Sunday for the first time: some of the links below are most definitely Not Safe For Work and could contribute to the pollution of your precious bodily fluids.

First out of the gate this week is Valley of the Shadow, who enlists the very Gothic Helena Bonham Carter to aid him in the rattling of the tip jar. Go forth, admire, and donate! Postaldog returns with the definitive declaration that D is for Demoiselles, Brian Noggle checks in with a hot band chick, and Fishersville Mike is glad the rebooted Spiderman didn’t reshoot one of the scenes from the original. Randy’s Roundtable takes its midweek break with Gretchen Rossi (appropriately attired for the 4th!) and Karen Carreno, and Zion’s Trumpet chimes in with Mexican singer Ninel Conde. EBL returns with a video salute to the udderly fabulous Kate Upton, imNsho checks in with Dayanis Garcia, and Laughing Conservative gets in the Olympic mood with Sophie Reade.

El Opinador Compulsivo leads off with Lorena Garcia, followed by a scientific explanation of Kate Upton, a nautical lass, a 4th of July salute, Lyndsy Fonseca, Sharon Stone, and Danielle Kn.

A View From The Beach earns extra brownie points this week by featuring Eliza Dushku. Also, Russian chicks driven mad by the heat, 4th of July pinups, a tale of a hot chick burning her boyfriend, NOAA nixing nereids, the obligatory cave girl post, and finally, a Playmate scoring a genius visa.

Reaganite Republican has the hottest hula-hoop contest ever, First Street Journal has some female blue-suiters, The POH Diaries has Katy Perry on a bike, and Three Beers Later has a firecracker, Dierks Bentley’s “Sideways”, and some shakin’ going on. Proof Positive offers Helen Flanagan, Katy Perry’s excellent cell phone coverage, some zingy Sex in Advertising, and vintage babe Nancy Sinatra. Dustbury has Gianne Albertoni and Sherilyn Fenn. At The Camp of the Saints, it’s Lauren Mellor and the Rule 5 News.

Soylent Green has something new this week: Mystery Snooch! Not to mention the Monday Motivationer, Tuesday Titillation, a righteous celebration of Independence Day, zipper porn, fantasy warrior babes, Friday Corset Conundrum, a Croatian Snoocher Shoutout, and some Hungarian hotness.

The Daley gator’s DaleyBabes this week are Kristen Bell, Satomi Tsubaki, Scarlett Johansson, Priyanka Chopra, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Breckenridge, Layla El, Sayaka Kato, Naomie Harris, Yumi Matsutani, Claudia Romani, Misaki Nito, and Anahi. Also, a Kate Upton wet T-shirt video and Nana Nanaumi salutes the best Rule 5 blogs!

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next Sunday’s Rule 5 roundup is Saturday, July 14; please be sure your links go to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox.