by Smitty
This country in general, and this blog in particular, cannot stop in its relentless quest for ‘fairness’, and a raaaaacism-free country.
Sadly, it appears that Bob Belvedere has been outed as a raaaaacist by the Solipsist Piffle Legal CanYouNameTerrorists (SPLC):
Next up on the list to be outed, apparently, are Troglopundit and American Glob. It’s all about the children, you see.
On a related note, Althouse explains the mental gymnastics required to view mention of a birth certificate as a raaaaacist statement:
To see it as racist, you have to have a background belief that to think of someone as a natural-born citizen is to think of him as white.
Ah, so! Connecting the dots in that fashion, the picture would start to resemble a bodily orifice.
Video via Ace and Ed Driscoll.
Ya got me.
I’m so glad the makers of that film consulted with me and agreed to do whatever it took to maintain my anonymity:
I would never be caught dead wearing a goatee, my hair zuffed-up at the top front, and never, ever in a shirt like that. It’s my understanding the actor portraying me also was wearing sneakers, which I have never worn since 9th grade.
Kudos to the auters!
It’s funny, but it’s so true. Actually, there’s no exaggeration whatsoever.
As though these cheap evasions meant something, you rakish fellow. 😉
Actually, you bear a disturbing resemblance to my youngest brother, the Swedish commie commercial director.
Hey, some of my closest friends are bald four-eyed Navy men!
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Heh. I’m a raaaaacist too! (note the five ‘a’s’ as is policy). It’s going to be fun here in Tampa Bay … the RNC and Issac coming to town at the same time. (of course, not a word from Stacy about my offer of unlimited beer and Wi-Fi).
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Well…we are cousins after all.