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Racism Industrial Complex Training Film: “Bob Is A Racist”

Posted on | August 25, 2012 | 9 Comments

by Smitty

This country in general, and this blog in particular, cannot stop in its relentless quest for ‘fairness’, and a raaaaacism-free country.
Sadly, it appears that Bob Belvedere has been outed as a raaaaacist by the Solipsist Piffle Legal CanYouNameTerrorists (SPLC):

Next up on the list to be outed, apparently, are Troglopundit and American Glob. It’s all about the children, you see.

On a related note, Althouse explains the mental gymnastics required to view mention of a birth certificate as a raaaaacist statement:

To see it as racist, you have to have a background belief that to think of someone as a natural-born citizen is to think of him as white.

Ah, so! Connecting the dots in that fashion, the picture would start to resemble a bodily orifice.

Video via Ace and Ed Driscoll.

Comments

9 Responses to “Racism Industrial Complex Training Film: “Bob Is A Racist””

  1. Bob Belvedere
    August 25th, 2012 @ 1:51 pm

    Ya got me.
    I’m so glad the makers of that film consulted with me and agreed to do whatever it took to maintain my anonymity:
    I would never be caught dead wearing a goatee, my hair zuffed-up at the top front, and never, ever in a shirt like that. It’s my understanding the actor portraying me also was wearing sneakers, which I have never worn since 9th grade.
    Kudos to the auters!

  2. rosalie
    August 25th, 2012 @ 2:03 pm

    It’s funny, but it’s so true. Actually, there’s no exaggeration whatsoever.

  3. smitty
    August 25th, 2012 @ 3:36 pm

    As though these cheap evasions meant something, you rakish fellow. 😉

  4. richard mcenroe
    August 25th, 2012 @ 3:55 pm

    Actually, you bear a disturbing resemblance to my youngest brother, the Swedish commie commercial director.

  5. Trog
    August 25th, 2012 @ 9:27 pm

    Hey, some of my closest friends are bald four-eyed Navy men!

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  7. PaulLemmen
    August 25th, 2012 @ 10:34 pm

    Heh. I’m a raaaaacist too! (note the five ‘a’s’ as is policy). It’s going to be fun here in Tampa Bay … the RNC and Issac coming to town at the same time. (of course, not a word from Stacy about my offer of unlimited beer and Wi-Fi).

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  9. Bob Belvedere
    August 25th, 2012 @ 11:45 pm

    Well…we are cousins after all.

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