We’re All Working for Jeff Bezos Now

Jeff Bezos: Meet the new boss.

Every blogger loves Jeff Bezos, because collecting commissions on sales through Amazon Associates ads — hurry now and save! free shipping on purchases over $25! — is one of the best revenue opportunities for anyone with a Web site. Instapundit regularly advertises the latest Amazon deals and, while my own efforts in that direction are more sporadic, it’s enough Amazon sends me a check every month.

So yesterday the big news was that Bezos paid $250 million to buy the Washington Post, and on the same day my monthly Amazon check arrived and it occurred to me that this was a perfect example of how bloggers were ahead of the Old Media curve. When I jumped out of the newspaper business and into the blogosphere in 2008, the basic idea was to eliminate the middleman — instead of being a mere employee of a publisher, instead I’d be vending my work directly to the consumer as a journalistic entrepreneur.

Employees of the Washington Post are now my colleagues, and the colleagues of every other blogger who collects Amazon revenue. Thus the democratizing effects of New Media further erode the distance between the categories of “journalist” and “dude with a Web site.” Now you have a lot of journalists trying to explain it:

What is Jeff Bezos thinking?
— John Harris, Politico

Can Bezos Save the Washington Post
From Print’s Dismal Economics?

— Megan McArdle, Bloomberg

Here’s Why I Think Jeff Bezos
Bought The Washington Post

— Henry Blodget, Business Insider

 

Big hint: The explanations offered by journalists are no longer privileged over the explanations offered by Dude With a Web Site.

The journalistic means of production (to borrow from Marxist rhetoric) are now within reach of anyone with a laptop and an Internet connection, and the institutional authority wielded by professional journalists is therefore steadily eroded, for good or ill.

Having spent the first 22 years of my career in the print newspaper industry, I have an abiding affection for the printed word, and a respect for the vital role that a good newspaper can play in the life of a community. But the clueless dinosaurs who own America’s newspapers, who have mismanaged those institutions and sabotaged both their credibility and their profitability . . .

Well, f–k ’em all, and also f–k their arrogant lazy employees who expect to be paid full-time salaries and benefits for punching the clock 9-to-5 and producing maybe 2,000 words a week.

Online competition for readers requires professional journalists to show some hustle out there, as our football coaches used to say. You’ve got to give it 110% every day or risk being beaten out by a more determined competitor. The advantages of employment by a prestigious institution like the Washington Post cannot save the career of any reporter who lets himself get scooped by Bretbart.com or BuzzFeed or even, as in one notable recent example, TheDirty.com.

A winnowing process has been under way for more than a decade. Headlines about wave after wave of layoffs at newspapers struck pain in my heart, as it must for everyone who learned their craft in the Old School, but there’s something I noticed: Almost none of these laid-off newspaper staffers ever show up as bloggers or as online freelancers.

Once they lost their jobs — the regular paycheck and the institutional authority of the organizations that formerly employed them — their commitment to journalism seems to have evaporated. They didn’t really have the hunger, the driving desire necessary to keep hustling every day once they lost that career prestige, and so the idea of striking out on their own never seems to have crossed their minds.

F–k ’em. F–k ’em all.

Shop now for big savings at Amazon! 

By God, I ain’t afraid to hustle for a dollar, and I ain’t ashamed, either.

 

Yes, Indeed: Amazon Kindle 8.9″ HD Kicks the Apple iPad’s Overpriced Ass

You can click right here and order an Amazon Kindle 8.9-inch HD tablet for $299 now. I feel it necessary to point this out, not only because I would collect a small commission on that sale — although that is certainly incentive enough — but also because every sale helps diminish the phony prestige of those insufferable Apple snobs we all hate:

Amazon has launched a new video ad for the Kindle HD 8.9, and it’s not beating around the bush this time. The ad is a direct comparison with Apple’s iPad, claiming the two devices’ screens are virtually identical, while the price for the Kindle is much lower.
“This is the iPad with Retina display,” says the text of the ad. “And this is the new Kindle Fire HD with an 8.9-inch display … You may not be able to tell the difference. But your wallet definitely can,” the ad concludes.
The difference in price is, indeed, substantial. The Kindle Fire HD 8.9″ starts at $299, while the iPad starts at $499.

Obviously, that’s the only incentive you need to click right here and order an Amazon Kindle 8.9-inch HD tablet for $299 now, although the fact that I’ll collect a small commission on the sale is a factor that might further incentivize your purchase.

SHAMELESS CAPITALISM
Because Free Competition Works, and Apple Sucks

 

To the Reader Who Bought the Mitsubishi 73-Inch Home Cinema HDTV via Amazon

Thanks! That’s one big TV for $1,115 and by purchasing it via our Amazon Associates links, you not only get low prices and free Super Saver shipping, but you also earn us a small commission that helps put the ho-ho-ho into our holiday season.

With our Top Holiday Deals there are great savings at Amazon every day for everyone on your Christmas gift list. In the past week, our readers have snapped up all kinds of terrific stocking stuffers, including the complete Columbo TV series on DVD and also an HP Officejet Pro 8600 Premium Wireless Color Printer.

 

 

Those are just a few of the items our readers have purchased via our Amazon Associates links and ads. With less than three weeks left until Christmas, now is a great time to save money — and avoid the mall hassles — by shopping Amazon. We appreciate your support!

It’s Black Friday Deals Week!

 

Yes, that’s right — it’s the best week of the year to shop our Amazon Associates links, get great bargains and also help provide a small commission for the blog at no extra cost to you!

Why fight the crowds at the mall, when there are new specials every day during Black Friday Deals Week right here at your favorite blog? Amazon provides free shipping for most purchases over $25 and, when you shop our Amazon Associates links, I get paid. Which is kinda cool.

 

To the Amazon Shopper Who Bought the 4,000-Watt 196cc Power Generator

Thanks! You paid $429.99 for that Champion Power Equipment product via our Amazon Associates links, which provided me a $30.10 commission. Shopping at Amazon is a win-win, with low prices for readers and blog revenue to help keep things cranking here. Instapundit occasionally reminds his readers how this works:

InstaPundit is an Amazon affiliate. When you shop through the Amazon links on this page . . . you support this blog at no cost to yourself. It’s much appreciated when you do!

That pretty much sums it up, but from time to time I like to provide more specific examples — from the monthly sales report — of how this works: A reader bought a $179 Kindle, and I got a $12.53 commission. Another reader bought Adobe Premiere video-editing software for $84.99, and I got a $6.30 commission.

 

 

For more than a year, I’ve been trying to get some reader to buy a $20,000 diamond ring via Amazon, because if I could just sell one . . .

Well, no takers on that deal yet, but it’s coming up on the holidays, and so I’ll encourage you to shop our Amazon links for great bargains.

 

Thanks to the Reader Who Bought the $199 Rockwell Sonicrafter Kit via Amazon

One of the amazing things about the Amazon Associates program is, I keep getting commissions on sales of stuff I didn’t even know Amazon sold. I’d never even heard of the “Rockwell RK5108K SoniCrafter 100-Piece Super Professional Kit” that one of our readers bought last month through an Amazon link here, but I’m sure glad you bought it — at the special low price of $131.99 — because that sale provided me a $9.24 commission.

Blood glucose test strips? Never knew you could buy those at Amazon. A 5-piece home theatre sound system? Wow! They sell all kinds of stuff at Amazon, and most orders over $25 qualify for free shipping.

 

 

We’re just a couple of months away from the Christmas shopping season, and Amazon has all kinds of bargains every day, so you can shop any time you want via our links and each sale kicks a small commission to me (at no cost to you) to help support the blog.

 

Your Mother Is Really Going to Love That Zenithink C91 Tablet From Amazon

Look, I keep recommending jewelry as a Mother’s Day gift, but every time I check the Amazon Associates sales report, I find out we’ve sold some other high-end gizmo. Last week, it was a $300 lawn mower and a $500 laser printer. This week, it’s a 10.2-inch Zenithink C91 Android tablet for which somebody paid $199.99. I’m sure Mom will love it and, as always when you order through our Amazon links, you get low prices and kick me a sweet commission at no extra cost to you.

You can buy anything at Amazon — even the kitchen sink, or at least the faucet. Last week we sold a fancy contemporary kitchen faucet for $58, which I’m sure some thoughtful son will install at Mom’s house as a gift. Another reader got Mom a Philips Sonicare electric toothbrush for $38.

Click any link and shop around for great buys at Amazon. Most purchases over $25 come with free Super Saver shipping. Whether you’re buying something for yourself, or a gift for Mom, it’s the thought that counts — and also that sweet commission that helps me pay the bills.

 

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I’m Sure Your Mother Will Love That Lawn Mower You Bought Her on Amazon

What mom wouldn’t be overjoyed to receive a 21-inch 160cc lawn mower for Mother’s Day, right? That was really thoughtful of you to buy that for your mom via our Amazon Associates links, so that you get low prices and free shipping — and also kick me a small commission.

Silly me! When I promoted our Mother’s Day specials last week, I thought maybe you’d want to buy your mom some tasteful jewelry, but when I checked the sales report — a lawnmower! Why didn’t I think of that? Also, that Canon Laser Wireless Color Printer with Scanner, Copier and Fax? Truly a thoughtful present for dear old Mom! And what about that electronic dog fence with shock collar? I bet you can’t wait to see the smile on Mom’s face when she opens that lovely gift!

 

Of course, maybe our other readers aren’t thoughtful like you, so they’ll probably just buy their mom some boring old jewelry.

 

But that’s OK. You can buy anything through our Amazon Associates links, and your mother will be so proud that you saved money — and kicked me a small commission at no extra cost — because that’s the kind of thoughtful person you are.