He Should Have Shopped Amazon.com

Not only would he have saved money by shopping our Amazon “Black Friday Deals Week” specials, but he’d probably still be alive:

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — A man collapsed while doing some Black Friday shopping in a crowded store, and people nearby continued to shop.
Witnesses tell WSAZ.com some shoppers walked around and even over the man’s body.
Family members tell WSAZ.com that Walter Vance, of Logan County, W.Va., passed away after being taken to the hospital.
It happened at Target in the Southridge Shopping Center in South Charleston about 12:15 a.m. Friday.

Our condolences to the family and friends of the deceased. While my major motivation in promoting Amazon “Black Friday Deals Week” specials is capitalist greed — I get a small commission on each sale — humanitarian idealists can comfort themselves with the knowledge that they’re preventing senseless holiday shopping tragedies.

Shop Amazon: The Life You Save May Be Your Own!

 

 

UPDATE: In the interest of public safety, let me point out some of the great bargains you can get at Amazon this week:

It’s a fact: Nobody has ever died while shopping our Amazon links.

UPDATE II: More life-saving bargains:

Don’t worry, though: Amazon also sells motorcycle helmets, because they care about your safety. Also, dead customers are bad for business.

 

#Occupy Black Friday?

“Meet a genuine American folk hero cut from the homespun cloth of America’s heartland: Sam Walton, who parlayed a single dime store in a hardscrabble cotton town into Wal-Mart, the largest retailer in the world.”
— cover blurb for Sam Walton: Made in America

Among the many things we should be thankful for this Thanksgiving, despite our current economic woes, is the free enterprise system. But guess who doesn’t like capitalism?

Occupy protesters want shoppers to occupy something besides door-buster sales and crowded mall parking lots on Black Friday. . . .
In Seattle, protesters are carpooling to Wal-Mart stores to protest with other Occupy groups from around Washington state. . . .
Protesters say the movement shouldn’t take away money and seasonal jobs from the working-class majority it says it represents. The corporations, not the shoppers, are the focus of any protests, they say. But organizers hope their actions drive people to reconsider frenzied bargain shopping at national chains and direct their attention to small, locally owned stores.

We know Occupiers are stupid, but the fathomless depth of their ignorance simply amazes me: How do you demonize “corporations” but exempt from your criticism the shoppers whose purchases supply revenue to those businesses? Aren’t the customers and employees — by their voluntary cooperation in the capitalist enterprise — as guilty as the corporate CEO? And why do the Occupy protesters think Wal-Mart is evil, while the local mom-and-pop store is OK? The Associated Press asked some economists about the “shop local” mentality:

Shopping only local neglects economies of scale, job specialization and other pluses that big, multi-state retailers offer, said George Mason University economist Russ Roberts.
“Don’t punish yourself by not shopping where you can get the best deal; that’s foolish,” Roberts said.
And, fair or not, small businesses aren’t necessarily the best employers in terms of wages, benefits, opportunities for advancement and other measures, said John Quinterno, principal at the public policy research firm South by North Strategies in Chapel Hill, N.C.
He calculates that small mom-and-pops, which he defines as businesses with fewer than 10 employees, account for nearly 80% of employers in the U.S., but only about 11% of the jobs.
“Sometimes we romanticize small business — and I say this as a small business owner myself — so that it skews some of our debates about economic and labor policy,” Quinterno said. “It doesn’t mean they aren’t important. It just means that larger businesses tend to create a lot more value-added per job.”

Look: Mom-and-pop businesses have to compete in the marketplace, and the existence of gigantic retailers requires small entrepreneurs to be innovative, to work harder and smarter to find a niche in which they can compete successfully. And in most cases, the giant corporations that Occupiers hate began as tiny local businesses: Sam Walton started out as the owner of one store in Arkansas.

While we’re at it, why should Occupiers focus on Wal-Mart? Why not Sears, Best Buy, Target, Costco, or Dollar General? Aren’t all of those “corporations”? Aren’t they offering Black Friday specials? Aren’t the stockholders and executives of those companies as avidly in search of profits as Wal-Mart? Isn’t it only Wal-Mart’s spectacular success that makes them an especial focus of anti-capitalist rage?

#OCCUPYFAIL: Occupy flash mob fails to impress Walmart workers.“A two minute ‘flash mob’ by members of Occupy’s Santa Ana contingent left some Walmart employees feeling disrespected and confused.”

Why Wal-Mart? Because the Occupiers are ignorant, that’s why. Their arguments against capitalism appeal to the worst emotions — envy and self-pity — of people who fail under the free-enterprise system because they haven’t made the effort to understand the free-enterprise system.

You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see FreedomWorks, Media Research Center, Accuracy in Media or some other conservative group send out groups of activists armed with video cameras and a sack of books: Thomas Sowell’s Basic Economics.

Imagine the video footage as the free-market activists ask the Occupiers, “Hey, have you read Basic Economics? . . . Have you ever heard of Thomas Sowell? . . . Well, here, I’ll give you a free copy of this book, by one of America’s most famous black intellectuals . . .” Continue reading #Occupy Black Friday? →

To the Reader Who Bought the $949.72 Acer Aspire 17.3-Inch Notebook Computer

Thanks! My knowledge of computer hardware is so primitive I don’t know why this particular computer costs more than $900, but because you bought it through the Amazon Associates link here at the blog, I got a sweet 4% commission of $37.99.

We’re coming up on the end of the month, and one way readers can help support the blog is by shopping via our Amazon Associates links: Books, clothing, gourmet food, electronics — they sell everything at Amazon, and everything you buy through the links here kicks me a 4% commission. Somebody bought Bose QuietComfort noise-cancelling headphones for $349.95 (a $14 commission for me) and somebody else ordered a countertop combination microwave/conventional oven for $182.99, kicking me a $7.32 commission.

With just three purchases, then, these readers put $59.31 in my pockets. Although most purchases via our Amazon Associates links were much smaller, every little bit helps and it adds up. It doesn’t matter, by the way, what you buy: Click any Amazon link on the page, browse around, make your purchase and — as long as you reached Amazon through the link here — I get the 4% commission.

It takes a couple of months for the payments to go through, so I’m just now getting paid my commission on August sales. Therefore, with two days left in October, this is your last chance to make Amazon buys that will pay me a commission before the end of the year, when I’ll be out on the road covering the Iowa caucuses. We appreciate your patronage.

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Wow! Amazon Sells a 250-Gigabyte Compact Desktop Computer for $309.99?

It’s amazing the stuff I discover while checking the Amazon Associates sales report. Somebody bought the Acer AspireRevo AR3700 compact desktop computer for $309.99 — providing a 4% commission of $12.40 for me — and it’s a pretty cool setup at a bargain price. Of course, that price doesn’t include a monitor, but maybe the buyer plans to use the AR3700 to run videogames via their HDTV, which is one of the recommended uses. But you can get an Acer 19-inch widescreen LCD monitor for just $94 at Amazon.

We also recently sold an MSI notebook computer for $739. The product description reads, “MSI FX620DX-256US Notebook Intel Core i5 2410M(2.30GHz) 15.6-inch 6GB Memory 640GB HDD DVD Super Multi NVIDIA GeForce GT 540M.” I don’t know what all that means, but I do know that my commission was $25, which means Mrs. Other McCain will be $25 happier when the Amazon Associates check arrives next month.

Keeping Mrs. Other McCain happy is, of course, essential to the continuation of my blogging career and not just because, as I have previously remarked, she’s got a kitchen drawer full of knives and I’ve got to sleep sometime. The business of monetizing Web traffic — i.e., getting the occasional check in the mail — is the difference between me flying off to Iowa and taking a train to New Hampshire to cover the presidential campaign and me going down to the temporary agency to apply for a job as a forklift driver. So when you see me promoting Amazon sales here from time to time, you understand what it’s all about: If blogging is more than a hobby, the bills have to be paid.

When I first started blogging, I thought of Amazon as just an online bookstore. I didn’t realize that (a) once readers click through one of the Amazon Associates links, they can browse around and buy anything and I still get the 4% commission, and (b) they sell everything at Amazon. So when I started seeing on the sales report that people were buying all kinds of stuff — including jewelry, computers and big-screen TVs — that I’d never even realized they could buy at Amazon, it was like one of those cartoon scenes with the lightbulb over my head. “Ohhhhhh!”

You want a 26-inch riding lawnmower for $799.99? You got it — and free Super Saver shipping, too! You want to buy your kid a $349.99 mini-bike for Christmas? You got it! And if you want to surprise your wife with a Mikasa 45-piece china service for $169.99, why shop anywhere else?

See, I understand that many of our readers have wives or husbands who might get peeved if you were to hit the tip jar for $20.





“Giving money to a blogger? Are you nuts?” But your spouse won’t have any cause to complain when you get a great bargain on a useful household item — or a thoughtful gift — from Amazon.

Of course, we haven’t sold that 7-carat diamond ring for $120,000 yet, but I’m still hoping. Because if I can just sell one . . .

UPDATE: Got a question on Twitter from Debbie, who was concerned that I might know who buys what on Amazon. Rest assured that, while the Amazon sales report tells me what items we’ve sold, it does not identify the buyers. And so your privacy is guaranteed. Continue reading Wow! Amazon Sells a 250-Gigabyte Compact Desktop Computer for $309.99? →

This Item Is Not (Yet) Available at Amazon

But it’s probably only a matter of time:

The Duet is a new, sleek, multispeed, waterproof vibrator – and it doubles as a USB drive with up to 16GB of storage.
Its designers, Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac, realized that the biggest complaint from women about vibrators had to do with the hassle of cords, batteries or obscure charging devices.
They discovered a USB connector was the solution.
“You look at it plugged into a laptop, charging, and it doesn’t look anything like a vibrator,” Chang said.

Could technology render men redundant to the . . . uh, pleasure process? Feminists perhaps hope so, and therefore this USB love-machine/thumb-drive represents “progress” in the wrong direction. Nevertheless, they sell everything at Amazon, and I’m sure they’ll be selling this soon.

Just yesterday, we sold a Kitchen Aid food processor for $179, which earned me a $7.16 commission through Amazon Associates, and another reader recently bought a $379 Nikon digital camera, thus kicking a $15.16 commission my way.

Whether it’s food processors or cameras or . . . uh, personal pleasure you’re looking for, Amazon sells it, and every time you shop through our Amazon links here, I get a 4% commission on the purchase price.





Of course, the easiest and quickest way to help pay the bills here is to hit the tip jar, but we do appreciate readers who shop Amazon for great bargains. And good lovin’ . . . NTTAWWT.

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What an Awesome Computer!

A couple days ago, one of our readers bought an ASUS Eee Pad Transformer TF101-B1 10.1-Inch Tablet Computer, an Android device that sells for $459.44 via our Amazon Associates link, along with a compatible $125.21 Keyboard Docking Station, thus kicking a sweet $23.39 commission my way. We also sold a Hamilton Beach 48464 Brewstation Summit 12-Cup Programmable Coffeemaker ($47.99, a $1.92 commission) and an Orbeli & Proache 500-thread-count organic Egyptian cotton bedsheet ($39.95, a $1.60 commission).

They sell everything at Amazon, and as long as you shop through the links here, I get a 4% commission on the total sale. It’s a great way to support the blog and get great bargains at the same time.

We’re still hoping one of those right-wing billionaires will buy that $120,000 7-carat diamond ring, but I’m grateful for every sale, as are the devastated young earthquake victims.

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To the Reader Who Bought … Wait, What the Heck Is That $224 Gizmo, Anyway?

I keep calling attention to people who shop our Amazon Associates links to buy stuff I didn’t even know Amazon sold until I saw the sales report informing that I’d earned a 4% commission on it.

But a couple of days ago, one of our readers purchased something that I don’t even know what it is.

Perhaps some tech-savvy reader can explain what you do with a “IOGEAR 4-Port HDMI Multimedia KVM Switch with Audio, USB 2.0 Hub and HDMI KVM Cables” — It slices! It dices! It makes cole slaw! Julienne fries! — but all I know is that one of our readers paid $223.69 for it, which provided me with a commission of $8.95.

Every purchase made through the Amazon links here, no matter how large or small, provides a 4% commission. Some reader purchased a book I’ve often recommended — Thomas Sowell’s The Vision of the Anointed: Self-Congratulation as a Basis for Social Policy — for $12.24, which meant a 49-cent commission for me.

Lots of small commissions add up, but lately I’ve been trying to push the high-dollar items. We haven’t yet sold that $120,000 7-carat diamond ring but, for example, did you know you can get a casino-style roulette table for a mere $659.23 at Amazon? And then you can invite me over to your house, where I’ll stay until dawn or until I’m flat broke, whichever comes first (usually the latter).

But seriously, folks, it doesn’t matter what products are advertised: Click any Amazon link on this site, browse through their vast selection and anything you buy during that visit will kick me a 4% commission — which is substantially less than the house “take” on a roulette table, I hasten to add.

UPDATE: Just noticed that the roulette table says “wheel not included,” so you’d need to buy a wheel: a deluxe professional 19.5″ model is $299.99, but you could go top-of-the-line and get the 30-inch mahogany-and-maple wheel for $5,477.77. I’m just sayin’ . . .

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