National Offend A Feminist Week: Is She Insensitive?

by Smitty

Birchtree Sustainable Studios has been seeking linkage for some time, but achieved new depths of shamelessness during NOAFW. Billy Bob says:

Now in this post I have decided not to offend feminists but rather to point out why their cause in America is so ludicrous and farcical.

See here, BB. You and I both know that hardcore, bra-burning, tobacco chewing feminism is about taking yourself and your cause so seriously that pointing out the ‘ludicrous and farcical’ aspects of it would be like mentioning to Al Gore that he’s as worthy of an Oscar and a Nobel as he was the presidency. It’s tantamount to a declaration of war.

What feminism tries to do is to take a woman (spoon) and a man (fork) and make them into a spork, one problem with that…sporks kinda of suck at eating food.

Feminism would argue that tradition is old and therefore passé. Sporks are born of Holy Progress, and we should always make womb for Progress, not babies.

Possibly BSS could follow up Recycle Reuse Rabbit with something equally catchy, yet offensive. How about a sculpture entitled Dworkin Sporkin’? A jolly bust that goes bust! Not too disrespectful, mind you–the lady passed five years ago, I just learned.

National Offend a Feminist Week, Day 2: Equal, But Not Identical?

Our announcement of the 2nd annual National Offend a Feminist Week provokes the eloquent Sissy Willis to muse on “why women can’t detatch their emotions from intimate relationships as easily as men.”

Vive la différence, madame!

This is what is misunderstood by feminists. To reject feminism, in their view, is to be a misogynist, to be anti-woman, an accusation so absurd that one resents the minor effort necessary to refute it.

It is precisely my admiration for women — my high regard for their distinctively feminine qualities — which animates my animus toward feminist ideology, a species of egalitarianism. To state the obvious:

Insofar as men and women are different, they are not equal.

Equality implies fungibility — that two things are perfectly interchangeable, so that one thing may be substituted for the other without any difference in value. Only a fool could believe that men and women are equal in that way, and yet this is what feminists would require us to believe. And any man who dares contradict this egalitarian dogma is a sexist, an oppressor, a reactionary representative of the patriarchy.

All the other errors of feminism flow from this one fundamental error, a counterfactual insistence on the equality of the sexes. Men and women are not the same, and therefore are not equal.

This is not to assert any general theory of masculine superiority, except in matters where men are — on average, as a group — demonstrably superior. Human civilization is built upon the abilities and aptitudes of both men and w0men, and I have no argument with those who would say that women’s contributions to civilization have at times been underappreciated.

Feminism, however, involves an egalitarian thesis requiring that society be re-ordered to thrust women into traditionally male occupations because otherwise women would be victims of unfair “discrimination.” It is this nonsensical dogma that resulted in U.S. taxpayers losing a perfectly good F-14 due to Kara Hultgreen’s pilot error.

Larry Summers was drummed out of the presidency of Harvard University merely for suggesting, as a possibility, that a shortage of women at the highest levels of research in the hard sciences could be the result of innate differences between the sexes.  Wherever feminists are empowered, all such discussion is prohibited. And because feminism is nowhere more powerful than on American university campuses, higher education has become hostile to truth.

Because our nation’s most prestigious institutions of learning are held hostage by feminists, those who wish to be thought sophisticated and enlightened must defer to the Big Lie of feminism. This requisite deference among the elite — and those who aspire to elite status — necessarily stigmatizes as “lowbrow” all criticism of the feminist project. To state the blunt truth, that men and women are not equal, is to be automatically excluded from the ranks of the bien-pensants.

This is why National Offend a Feminist Week is necessary. For seven days, open and direct dissent against feminist dogma is encouraged and celebrated, so that it may once again be safe to speak truth in the public square.

Now run along, sweetheart, and get me a cup of coffee.