He Stands There Appealing His Fruit
Posted on | November 25, 2014 | 28 Comments
by Smitty
What honest, patriotic American isn’t sick at heart to watch a liar stand there and do his diabolical work?
President Barack Obama appealed for calm and understanding in Ferguson on Monday after a grand jury decided not to indict in the death of Michael Brown, pleading with both residents and police officers to show restraint.
“We are a nation built on the rule of law, so we need to accept that this decision was the grand jury’s to make,” Obama said.
In a late-night statement from the White House, Obama said it was understandable that some Americans would be “deeply disappointed — even angered” that police officer Darren Wilson wasn’t indicted. Yet he echoed Brown’s parents in calling for any protests to be peaceful, saying that the wishes should be honored as they grieve their son.
Obama always appeals to the flesh, always strokes the adrenalin, always ensures a finger is pointed, even while offering superficial appeals to calm.
In six years, has the man ever made a rational appeal to fact? Ever encouraged a humble admission of fault? Ever encouraged anyone to pray for those with whom there is a dispute? Ever suggested. . .forgiveness?
Why, no: no, he has not. One suspects that requesting people grow up might affect his business model in a deleterious way.
There is massive power in forgiveness. Just not Obama’s.
LIVE AT FIVE: 11.25.14
Posted on | November 25, 2014 | 6 Comments
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Megan McArdle: A Defense Of Marion Barry’s Politics
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In The Mailbox, 11.24.14
Posted on | November 24, 2014 | 6 Comments
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First I couldn’t get to sleep and then I couldn’t wake up. 🙁
There will be no Live at Five or In The Mailbox on Thursday and Friday, and the FMJRA won’t be happening until Sunday since I’m going to be off the internet for the Thanksgiving Day weekend. We’ll see if I have time to squeeze in a book post before heading down the road on Wednesday.
OVER THE TRANSOM
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Don Surber: Government By Castor Oil
Jammie Wearing Fools: Friday News Dump – 30,000 Lois Lerner E-mails Magically Recovered
Joe For America: Obama To DHS – Go Easy On Immigrant Sex Offenders
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Pamela Geller: Canada Jihad Murderer – There Can’t Be World Peace Until There’s Only Muslims
Protein Wisdom: Obama’s Amnesty Is Like Lincoln’s Freeing Of The Slaves…Or Something
Shot In The Dark: Rethinking The Seventies – The Eagles
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The Lonely Conservative: Immigration Agitators Aren’t Satisfied With Obama’s Immigration Action
This Ain’t Hell: Marine Accepts Bronze Star While Wearing Robotic Legs
Weasel Zippers: Ferguson Protesters – “We Don’t Give A F*ck About Your Laws”
Megan McArdle: Obama Gave A Bad Speech. Let It Go.
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Rule 5 Sunday: Wax Ecstatic
Posted on | November 23, 2014 | 12 Comments
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A cowgirl in her native environment
Time again this week to contemplate the glory of God’s creation, especially if that creation is scantily clad and female. As usual, some of the links are to pics considered NSFW (unless you have a really awesome work environment) so exercise discretion in your clicking. Management not responsible for ostracism, hair loss, physical injury, shunning or other forms of social unpleasantness. Whatever you do or don’t do will be held against you as a member of the repressive cishet Patriarchy, so you might as well enjoy it.
Average Bubba leads off this week with Rule 5 Friday: Blonde Babe Edition, followed by the debut of Thinking Man’s Zombie with a Serious Rule 5 post – and a fine debut it is! Goodstuff’s Blogging Magazine features Sunny Leone this week, and of course Ninety Miles from Tyranny dishes up the trifecta: Hot Pick of the Late Night, Morning Mistress, and Girls with Guns. Animal Magnetism has Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon; this week, First Street Journal notes Italian women in uniform. Also, Loose Endz with Dragoncon Dolls. Also also, Postaldog kicks in Maitland Ward, Rose McGowan, and the Unspeakable Armenian.
EBL supplies an answer to joyless anti-space exploration feminists, and also posted Hello Dali for Movember, Postmodern Jukebox, Michael Phelps and his cougar, Hollywood Vintage Thanksgiving Rule 5, and finally, Cardinals vs Seahawks.
At A View from the Beach, it’s A Peta, Not a PITA, “Gimme Chocolate!”, Teach Women Not to Hit Men!, Crazy Women Drivers, Local Sheriff Seeks the Limelight, Groupers Go to the Supreme Court, The Goose is Getting Fat, Christmas Tree Tax Kicks In, “Put Your Hands Up for Detroit”, Drained!, Redskins Vs. Buccaneers, and Recurring Dreams.
Soylent Siberia comes in from the cold with Football, Monday Motivationer Perfection, Overnighty Reflections, Tuesday Titillation Tease, Evening Awesome Sash, Humpday Hawtness: In The Best Of ALL Possible Worlds, Overnighty, Fursday Fantastic, Overnighty Think Pink, Corsetage, T-Gif Friday Science: Resonance & Wave Propagation, Overnighty Honey, Weekender Orange Crush, and Bath Night Foamy.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Jenna Dewan, his Vintage Babe is Sheila Ryan, Sex in Advertising is covered by Victoria’s Secret, and of course there’s the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. At Dustbury, it’s Queen Maxima of the Netherlands and Jeanine Pirro.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Submissions to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox are due by midnight on Saturday, November 29.
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In #GamerGate Battle, Feminists Predictably Resort to Totalitarian Tactics
Posted on | November 23, 2014 | 52 Comments
Randi Harper (@freebsdgirl) is an unattractive woman with blue hair who is into (a) video games and (b) totalitarian ideology. In the 21st century, where “harassment” has been re-defined to mean “expressing disagreement with a feminist,” Harper decided to create a blacklist of Twitter users who support the #GamerGate project:
In a sign of how frenzied, panicky and intolerant the games industry establishment has become over the legitimate concerns of ordinary gamers, the International Game Developers’ Association branded some 10,425 Twitter accounts, including those of journalists, as harassment “offenders” in a humiliatingly ill-conceived attempt to provide a “blocking tool” to its members.
The blocking tool, which has been widely mocked online for its lack of sophistication and “blanket ban” approach, was assembled by Randi Harper, a persistent online agitator. The tool prevents users from seeing not only the tweets of users Harper has decided are implicated in harassment, but also many accounts who simply follow those users, by blocking a list of thousands of users with the use of an automated “bot.” . . .
Dozens of innocent developers, journalists and even some feminist critics have been caught in the tool’s exceptionally wide net, thanks to whom they follow on Twitter. Prominent internet personality and YouTuber Total Biscuit noted this weekend the absurdity of an international trade body accepting unfit-for-purpose software and capricious, arbitrary “harassment” clarifications by an independent developer who is hardly non-partisan in the ongoing GamerGate controversy. . . .
In the best traditions of far-Left feminist activists, Harper has also spuriously accused GamerGate supporters such as lawyer Mike Cernovich of “rape threats.” . . .
Read the whole thing by Milo Yiannopoulos at Breitbart.com.
This mass-blocking of Twitter accounts is the latest attempt by so-called “Social Justice Warriors” to extend the hegemonic influence of “progressive” ideology to include the video game industry. If I were a lawyer for any developer blocked by Harper in this IGDA list, I’d be drafting a carefully worded letter informing the IGDA of the provisions of the Sherman Antitrust Act. It’s one thing for “social justice” goon squads to mau-mau their targets on college campuses. IGDA blacklisting businesses in the private sector? See you in court.
FMJRA 2.0: Sold Me Down The River
Posted on | November 22, 2014 | 2 Comments
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Top linkers this week:
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Thanks to everyone for their linkagery!
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Report: Two Black Panther Terrorists Arrested in Ferguson Bomb Plot
Posted on | November 22, 2014 | 62 Comments
The deadly momentum of the hate machine made this inevitable:
Two men suspected of buying explosives they planned to detonate during protests in Ferguson, Missouri, once a grand jury decides the Michael Brown case, were arrested on Friday and charged with federal firearms offenses, a law enforcement official told Reuters.
Word of the arrests, reported by a number of media outlets Friday, came ahead of the grand jury’s widely anticipated decision on whether the white police officer who fatally shot Brown, an unarmed black teenager, should be indicted on criminal charges. . . .
[T]wo men described as reputed members of a militant group called the New Black Panther Party, were arrested in the St. Louis area in an FBI sting operation.
As initially reported by CBS News, the men were suspected of acquiring explosives for pipe bombs that they planned to set off during protests in Ferguson, according to the official, who spoke to Reuters on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to publicly discuss the case.
The official said the two men are the same pair named in a newly unsealed federal indictment returned on Nov. 19 charging Brandon Orlando Baldwin and Olajuwon Davis with purchasing two pistols from a firearms dealer under false pretenses.
Both men were arraigned on Friday in federal court, the law enforcement source said.
Having survived the 1960s and ’70s, I never thought American society would regress backward to that era of chaos and despair.
Hope and Change . . .
Is Salon Saying That Rep. Paul Ryan Is A Time Traveller?
Posted on | November 22, 2014 | 46 Comments
by Smitty
There is so much buildup on Elias Isquith’s chin that he’s kind of incoherent (emphasis mine):
While there are no doubt many changes ideologues like Ryan would like to see the CBO make, reports indicate that the main reason GOPers want to install a right-wing hack as its chief is in order to make the agency integrate “dynamic scoring” more fully into its estimations. “Dynamic scoring,” for those who don’t know, is a phrase conservatives like to use to give a tenet of their anti-tax religion — lower taxes lead to more revenue! — an intellectual gloss. More importantly, dynamic scoring is generally the special sauce right-wing “wonks” put into their projections in order to claim that massively cutting taxes on the rich won’t lead to fiscal ruin. Remember the absurd claim that Bush’s tax cuts wouldn’t explode deficits? Thank dynamic scoring for that.
So this proposed idea of Ryan’s (the only guy I’ve ever heard of even trying to propose a way to balance the budget) appears to have gone back in time and exploded deficits. Such is the power of cheeseheads! Or maybe Isquith could have explained it all better. But wait:
Yes, this is where “Grubergate,” the most recent of the GOP’s seemingly endless supply of manufactured outrages, comes in. If you’re not familiar with this tempest in a teapot, I recommend you catch up by reading my colleague Joan Walsh. But for our purposes here, all you need to know is that Republicans have been devoting a ton of energy toward making MIT’s Jonathan Gruber’s admission, that the White House designed Obamacare with the likely political ramifications of the CBO score in mind, equivalent to the 18-minute gap in the Nixon tapes.
Did you get that, everyone? Grüberdammerung is like an 18 minute tape gap, or something.
PREACH, @JonahNRO, PREACH. pic.twitter.com/FybBOpu2un
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 21, 2014
You, Elias Isquith, deserve some award for useful idiocy.