LIVE AT FIVE – 05.24.12
Posted on | May 24, 2012 | 5 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Obama Under Fire For Giving Hollywood Access To SEAL Team Six
Rep. Peter King rips administration for breaching national security for the sake of agitprop flick
Related: Pakistani doctor who helped track down OBL gets 33 years in prison for treason
Iran Nuke Talks Extend To Unplanned Second Day
Iranians get balky. Unexpectedly!
Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald To Step Down
Still no sign of Fitzmas
POLITICS
IT’S ALIVE!
UN Law Of The Sea Treaty lurches forth from its grave
Nuke Sub USS Miami Still Burning Four Hours After Fire Starts
Obama, Romney Fundraising Competition Heats Up
Media Coalition Files Suit To Get Juror Names After Edwards Case Wraps Up
Los Angeles Latest To Impose Plastic Bag Ban
Obama Critics, Supporters Agree: He May Not Be Done (R)Evolving On Gay Marriage
Obama Makes Case For Defense Cuts To Air Force Academy Graduates
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Dips Briefly Below $90 For First Time In Seven Months, Closes Pennies Higher; NYMEX $90.06, Brent $105.77
EU Urges Greece Stay In Euro, Makes Plans For Possible Exit
Hewlett-Packard To Cut 27K Jobs
Litigation Over Facebook IPO Just Starting
Asian Shares Edge Up But Vulnerable On Greece Risks
Silicon Valley Shrugs Off Facebook IPO Drama
Southwest Airlines To Pay $100 Million For Houston Airport Expansion
NY State Pension Fund Hits $150.3 Billion, Highest Since 2008; Still $2B Short
Pandora Media Raises Outlook As More People Tune In
Yahoo Launches Web Browser Axis, Makes Searches More Visual
Jury Says Android Doesn’t Infringe Oracle’s Patents
“Diablo 3” Sales Set Record Despite Launch Issues
Major Wireless Carriers Blacklist Stolen Cell Phones
Microsoft Office For iOS, Android May Arrive This Fall
Why IBM Turned Off Siri
SPORTS
Sixers Top Celtics, 82-75, Force Game 7
Allen Iverson fires up the home team
Carter Lifts Devils To 5-3 Win Over Rangers; NJ Could Close Out Series Friday At Home
Yankees Rip Royals 8-3 To Take Series
NBA Suspends Heat’s Haslam For One Game, Pittman For 3
Rusty Wallace Joins Four Pioneers In NASCAR Hall Of Fame
Reds Beat Braves 2-1 On Frazier’s Sayonara Homer
Hamels Mows Down Nationals In 4-1 Loss
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Snooki’s Having A Boy!
Also, all kinds of TMI stuff
Anderson Cooper Kicks “Human Barbie” Off His Show
Kelly Clarkson’s Boyfriend: Less Inspiration, But More Exercise
Sharon Stone Sued For Harassment By Former Nanny
Actor Michael McKean Suffers Broken Leg After Being Hit By Car
Robert Pattinson: Not Finnicky Enough For “Hunger Games” Sequel?
“GI Joe: Retaliation” Pushed Back To March 2013 For 3D Revision
FOREIGNERS
Nick Clegg: “Not Rational” To Support Greek Exit
Voting Resumes In Egyptian Presidential Election
Syria Revolt Polarizing Lebanon
“Friends Of Yemen” Pledge $4 Billion In Aid
Clinton: US Hacked Yemeni AlQaeda Websites
Somali, African Union Troops Attack Jihadi-held Camp
Philippines Accuses PRC Of Fanning Tensions Over Scarborough Shoal
Beijing Sets New Public Toilet Standards: Two-Fly Limit
Russia Tests New ICBM Intended To Overcome Missile Shield
BLOGS & STUFF
Michelle Malkin: S.E. Cupp, Hustler, And The Four Stages Of Conservative Female Abuse
American Power: Celebrity Fantasy?
Twitchy: Weaponized Misogyny
Weasel Zippers: Powell Trashes Romney’s Foreign Policy Advisers As Too Right-Wing
Hit & Run: The Advantages Of Accidental Job Creation
Zilla Of The Resistance: Violent Convicted Terrorist Bomber Given Million$ By Progressives Now Terrorizes Bloggers
Ed Driscoll: Shorter WaPo – Why Do Those Bitter Clingers Hate Obama So?
Lonely Conservative: Guess What Democrats Are Blaming For Obama’s Poor Performance In Kentucky And Arkansas?
Jim Pethokoukis: Actually, The Obama Spending Binge Did Happen
Cold Fury: Distractions? Who Needs ‘Em?
Bob Owens: Four Witnesses In Zimmerman Case Change Stories After Meeting With State Investigators
Mediaite: MSNBC Primetime Makes Zero Mention Of Trayvon Martin Case After Pro-Zimmerman Evidence Surfaces
Ramesh Ponnuru: Interpreting The Abortion Polls
NRO Corner: Alan Simpson Smacks Down Seniors
Firedoglake: Pelosi Shifts The Goalposts On Bush Tax Cuts – Now Draws Line At $1 Million
Israel Matzav: DWS To Get Uninvited From Temple Israel?
Washington Free Beacon: Obama Joins PNAC
Jim Geraghty: Tom Barrett’s Been Bragging About Falsified Crime Figures
Remember The Vasa? We’re Going For The Aerial Version, It Appears
Posted on | May 23, 2012 | 18 Comments
by Smitty
The Vasa was a 17th century Swedish unintentional submarine:
Vasa was intended to express the expansionist aspirations of Sweden and to glorify king Gustavus Adolphus. No expense was spared in decorating and equipping the Vasa, which was also one of the largest and most heavily armed warships of its time.
Modern tribal knowledge has it that the king was all “More guns!” and the naval architect replied, “Can we invade Russia instead?”
Meanwhile, the same Administration that brought you Solyndra is coming at naval aviation with the brilliant flair of Gustavus:
New tests conducted at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base have revealed that US warplanes are capable of flying faster and carry more payload on missions, when flying with synthetic fuels, including biofuels, compared to conventional military jet fuels made from petroleum.
The increased performance of biofuels could allow, for example, a fully loaded F/A-18 SuperHornet supersonic fighter to carry one additional missile during military operations.
According to Air Force special advisor on energy and fuels, Omar Mendoza, the Pentagon has authorized additional testing with General Electric, Rolls-Royce, and Pratt & Whitney to confirm the findings from the Air Force Research Laboratory, based at Wright Patterson AFB, near Dayton, Ohio.
Mendoza added that, if the results seen at the extensive Wright-Patterson engine testing labs are confirmed, outcomes could include consideration of next generation engines that can take full operational advantage of the breakthrough in warplane performance.
Human Events fires back:
A few days ago, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta added fuel to the fire of an emerging controversy—just now capturing the attention of some members of Congress—by sharing his plans for the future of the military with a group of rapt environmentalists at an Environmental Defense Fund gala in his honor in Washington, D.C.
“Our mission at the Department is to secure this nation against threats to our homeland and to our people,” he said. “In the 21st century, the reality is that there are environmental threats which constitute threats to our national security. For example, the area of climate change has a dramatic impact on national security: rising sea levels, to severe droughts, to the melting of the polar caps, to more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief.”
Despite pending defense cuts that have had a dismayed Panetta pounding lecterns across the country, the Defense Secretary said DoD would be committing $2 billion in the next fiscal year alone to energy-efficient equipment and efficiency programs, and research and development for green technology.
This came in a note from the Dilbert end of the equation, an aeronautical engineer I know from back in the day:
The truth seems to be that biofuels are less energy dense, meaning it takes more fuel to get the same amount of thrusties out the back end. Not sure if you have the time to blog on this, but it has me and a couple of engineers here at NAVAIR bleeding out our eyeballs reading this propaganda.
But the science is settled: policy trumps science. Or it will, as long as we continue to elect jackwagons to office, and suffer under the appartachiks they appoint.
Update: Fischersville Mike makes an excellent point:
Biofuels are less energy dense.
Politicans are more energy dense.
‘He Has No F–king Soul’
Posted on | May 23, 2012 | 125 Comments
FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Today there is a massive Memeorandum aggregation about convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin, including one on an article by my filmmaker buddy Ladd Ehlinger Jr.:
What Did Barbara Streisand Know …
And When Did She Know It?
An excellent question: Why would Barbra Streisand’s “philanthropic” foundation donate money to a 501(c)3 whose director is a violent felon notorious for his dishonesty (a “top-flight con man“) to say nothing of the other heinous crimes Kimberlin has committed? Leaving aside entirely the “lawfare” harassment strategy Kimberlin has used against Patrick Frey, Seth Allen and Aaron Worthing, doesn’t that situation — hiring an infamous liar and admitted tax cheat to run a tax-exempt non-profit — strike most people as incredibly reckless?
Kimberlin has continued dishonestly to deny his responsibility for the weeklong 1978 Indiana terror-bombing spree for which he was convicted in 1981 and sentenced to 50 years in federal prison. In fact, I’m told, Kimberlin has falsely claimed that he was “secretly exonerated” for those crimes, so that his life continues to be one enormous lie.
And what kind of person would donate money to pay the salary of a vicious creep like that, especially when it is so well-known that Kimberlin has spent the past year engaged in a series of efforts to intimidate those who try to expose the truth about him?
The fact that I was compelled, by concern for the safety of others, to leave my Maryland home in order to be able to continue reporting this story ought to be sufficient evidence of Kimberlin’s intrinsic maliciousness. But of all the many words written about this bizarre episode in recent days, none captured the essence of the problem so succinctly as a five-word sentence Scott Jacobs posted in the comments of another blog, describing Kimberlin: “He has no f–king soul.”
UPDATE: Lisa Graas writes:
I doubt Streisand knows how her money is being used, but then again, this is what you get when you fund groups that employ radicals.
Streisand is stuck in a nostalgic time-warp of “radical chic” and is thus perhaps actively in favor of giving money to left-wing terrorists.
UPDATE II: Michelle Malkin brought her awesome influence to bear today, as did Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, and the Memeorandum aggregation includes scores of bloggers.
Normally, I use the Shoe Leather Fund to pay travel expenses while I’m out on the campaign trail. This sudden and unexpected journey to an Undisclosed Location, however, has helped raise more money than any other road-trip I’ve ever taken, and I am extremely grateful to everyone who has contributed, as this will help pay to relocate my family.
They say if you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
Last Thursday morning, I was planning to go cover the G8 Summit at Camp David. Instead, I saw Aaron Worthing’s story, immediately recognized it as newsworthy and . . . well, God’s got a great sense of humor, doesn’t he?
Update (Smitty): Thank you again, Instapundit!
- May 17: Is Democrat Operative Neal Rauhauser an ‘Associate’ of Convicted Terrorist Brett Kimberlin? (And Why It Matters)
- May 17: Convicted Terrorist Brett Kimberlin Received $70,000 From Tides Foundation, $10,000 From Streisand, $20,000 from John Kerry’s Wife
- May 18: Who Warned Us About Brett Kimberlin?
- May 19: Domestic Terrorist Now Using ‘Lawfare’? Convicted Felon Kimberlin’s 501(c)3 Raised $1.8 Million in Six Years UPDATE: ‘Convicted of Perjury’
- May 20: Deadline Loometh, and the Raven Is Croaking Brett Kimberlin’s Name
- May 20: ‘Other Computer Savvy Activists’
- May 21: Never Doubt That God Answers Prayer
- May 22: Brett Kimberlin Saga Takes a Bizarre Turn, Forcing Me to Leave Maryland
#OccupyResoluteDesk Toady, Jay Carney, Disavows Nose On His Face
Posted on | May 23, 2012 | 5 Comments
by Smitty
Does anybody really doubt that the anti-American Left is at the root of the #Occupy movement, from the head #Occupier sitting the Resolute Desk on down?
Of course, that is a fact-free assertion. However, Lee Stranahan is going to be holding a video seminar for us Real Soon Now.

Shout Out To Muir @daybydaycartoon
Posted on | May 23, 2012 | 13 Comments
by Smitty
Boss, you rawk! Click image for the full ‘toon:

LIVE AT FIVE – 05.23.12
Posted on | May 23, 2012 | 11 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Egyptians Begin To Vote In Historic Presidential Election
Thirteen candidates vying for the vote; runoff between top two finishers to be held June 16-17
Unusually Good Forecast For Iran Nuke Talks
Is Khamenei willing to abandon the bomb after all?
Romney Sweeps Arkansas & Kentucky Primaries
Should secure last needed delegates in Texas next week
POLITICS
Congressman Clyburn Off His Meds Again
Obama spokesman quickly backs away from Clyburn’s “raping companies” accusation
Paul Ryan Calls Obama “A Failed President”
North Dakota Senate Race Shaping Up To Be Competitive
Colin Powell Not Rushing To Endorsement This Time
Tom Cotton Wins GOP Primary For Arkansas Congressional Seat
Is This Cruz v. Dewhurst Or Palin v. Perry?
Washington Governor Race Turns To Transportation Funding
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Continues Slide As Iran Talks Progress, Eurozone Worries Persist; NYMEX $90.97, Brent $108.41
Scrutiny Of Facebook IPO Builds
World Bank Sees PRC As Drag On Recovering Asia
Mazda, Fiat To Collaborate On New Drop-Top Roadster
Japan Rating Cut Rings Alarm For Diet Deadlocked On Taxes
CFPB Seeks Comments On Prepaid Debit Card Rules
Ford’s Credit Rating Upgraded, Blue Oval & Other IP Reclaimed
“HALO” Developer Bungie’s Next Project: “Destiny”
ITC Judge Recommends Banning XBox Imports
Facebook Settles Lawsuit Over “Sponsored Stories”
FCC Chief Backs Usage-Based Internet Pricing
SPORTS
Heat v. Pacers: A Physical Series Gets Ugly
Pacers routed in Game 5, 115-83
Astrodome Fades, Crumbles As Houston Decides Its Fate
Kings Edge Coyotes 4-3 In Overtime To Win West
Arrest Made In OKC Post-Game Shooting
Wainwright Shuts Out Padres With 4-Hitter
Matusz, O’s Spoil Youkilis’ Return
Phillies Drop Second Straight To Nationals, 5-2
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
SI Model Chrissy Teigen Gets Death Threats From Chris Brown Fans
Fans upset with Teigen’s criticism of Brown at Billboard Music Awards
Lohan Unhappy With Casting Choices For Richard Burton Role
Kelly Clarkson: My Boyfriend Is Ruining My Creativity
Johnny Depp Officially Adopted By Comanche Nation
Kelly Brook’s Indecent Proposal
Snooki Evicting Herself From “Jersey Shore” House
FOREIGNERS
Pakistan Hoist By Its Own Petard
Hezbollah Appeals For Calm After Syrian Kidnapping; Is Lebanon Being Drawn Into The Chaos?
Norks Pledge To Press Ahead With Nuke Plans
Visa For Castro’s Niece Sparks Florida Firestorm
Education Cuts Met With Strike In Spain
Ambassador Crocker To Step Down From Kabul Post
Montreal Crowds Mark 100 Days Of Student Protest
BLOGS & STUFF
William McGurn: The Dumbing Down Of Joe Biden
WyBlog: Union Rules Prevent Newark From Laying Off 300 Excess Teachers
Holman Jenkins: The IPO From Hell?
Gateway Pundit: Wolfe Draws 40% Of Arkansas Dem Vote, “Uncommitted” Gets 42% In Kentucky
Breitbart.com: Did Obama Have Lower SAT Scores & Grades Than W?
NRO Corner: James Clyburn Is A Hypocrite
Moe Lane: An Entertaining 5:12 Of Obamaflack Ben Bolt Killing His Soul (Video)
Bryan Preston: Biden – Plumbers Can’t Be President
Michelle Malkin: Unhinged, Bat-Wielding Union Thug Whacks Nikki Haley Pinata
Lee Stranahan: May 25 Is “Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin” Day
Weasel Zippers: Cardinal Dolan Rips Obama For “Strangling” Catholic Church
NRO Corner: Moral Clarity = Partisanship?
PJ Tatler: Top White House Officials Helped Shape Bin Laden Movie
Jim Treacher: Obama Backer, Former CNN Exec Leaves Dog Poop In Gay Couple’s Mailbox
Daily Caller: It Takes a VillageNation To Pay For the Obamas’ Lifestyle
Jawa Report: TSA Grope Fees To Increase
Matt Welch: NYT Columnist Says Glass-Steagall Wouldn’t Have Prevented JP Morgan Loss Or The Financial Crisis
Ira Stoll: Eduardo Saverin And Echoes Of The Reichsfluchtsteuer
Brett Kimberlin Has A Friend In Lee Stranahan, For ‘Worst Nightmare’ Values Of ‘Friend’
Posted on | May 22, 2012 | 34 Comments
by Smitty
Via Ace who throws down the gauntlet:
There are a lot of smaller bloggers who’ve heroically covered this. And one big blogger. And another big blogger is very interested (and I imagine that blogger will post soon; I just don’t want to commit this blogger to anything).
I will note them later. Right now, I’m just disgusted. Disgusted at my allies, disgusted at myself.
Cowards die a thousand deaths.
I already died 40 cowards’ deaths this past week. That’s enough for me. I will die no more of them.
Am I to understand only the smallest, least-well-financed bloggers are going to be covering this? While large media franchises with lawyers on retainer all decide “we’d rather let tiny one-man blogs take the lead on this?”
Does that make sense?
comes this:
With Lee Stranahan on the case, and videos like that one, Brett will soon be getting the media attention he deserves.
As a veteran, I didn’t mind having my life in harm’s way over all manner of people: sincere pacifists, vegetarians, homosexuals, Hari Krishnas. Liberty does not discriminate. But when I see a piece of trash like Kimberlin (admittedly, some distant relatives come to mind) I feel a deep anger. Such scum simply do not deserve their American citizenship.
Daily Pundit notes:
I suspect that this Kimberlin whackjob is going to regret taking on Stacy McCain.
Update: Here is a fat roundup of those who linked today’s noon post about bailing out of the People’s Republic of Maryland:
Instapundit
American Power
Brett Kimberlin Death Threats Against Robert Stacy McCain?
I don’t know, actually.
Robert Stacy McCain wrote yesterday that the police had been notified about the suspicious behavior of Brett Kimberlin, so my first thought was that Robert and his family were in physical danger. See: “Never Doubt That God Answers Prayer.”
Stacy made it clear in a phone conversation that the answer to Mr. Douglas’s reasonable question is: No. There have been no specific threats against RSM or his family from Mr. Kimberlin.
An Ex-Con’s View:
For once, we need to rise as a unified voice and say: “NO FARTHER!”
It is scandalous that this saga has gotten this far! Man (or woman) up and ACT!
I spoke briefly with Stacy a short while ago and he assures me that he and his family are fine.
You can never be too careful, however, when it comes to psychopathic/sociopathic people and Brett Kimberlin is just that kind of person.
Free speech can be dangerous when you’re dealing with an unhinged terrorist.
How does he get away with it? By getting away with it. The only recorded instance in which Bill Ayers expressed admiration for America was when he realized that he could escape punishment more easily than he thought. “Guilty as sin, free as a bird, it’s a great country”.
Blogger Robert Stacy McCain may have accidentally found stumbled onto part of the reason for impunity. McCain is in hiding after becoming the latest target of Kimberlin. McCain had discovered that Kimberlin is associated with Democratic Party operatives and wrote about it.
I don’t want anybody trying to shame people into publicizing this story, at least yet. It’s reasonable, though, to believe that those whom you support and help to boost might take at least a passing interest in helping to get this awful story the publicity that it so richly deserves. Asses like Brett Kimberlin survive and thrive because people find it to inconvenient to help put an end to their behavior, and that is why they persist in it.
The story is not about McCain as such. It’s about how bloggers, who don’t have large organizations and cadres of lawyers standing behind them, can be the subjects of attempted intimidation through a perceived weakpoint, such as an employer.
Kimberlin is an evil menace to society, and must be stopped before he hurts someone again. Just as chilling is the fact that there are powerful and deep pocketed entities on the left that are willing to fund his nefarious operations. That anyone in their right minds would want to have their names associated with such a miscreant should be shocking, but we’re talking about institutional left, here. There is apparently no limit to the depths of depravity Marxists will sink to in order to destroy their enemies..
Right now, the terrorist turned activist — who gets money from major Democrats including Teresa Heinz Kerry and Barbra Streisand — is apparently threatening McCain’s family. Given Kimberlin’s history of bombings, harassment and thuggery, Kimberlin is unfortunately a real threat and the state of Maryland needs to step in and stop him.
To my friends on the left who are financing this fellow: Do you have any actual honor left? Have you become so secular, so utilitarian that you have reached this point? I have no problem with redemption and forgiveness, Christianity demands it but the person in question is not behaving in an honorable way, and if you are paying a man so he can force a reporter/blogger, his wife and children on the road to avoid him you have to ask yourself: Have you no decency? Have your totalitarian impulses becomes so strong that this is what its come to?
McCain has drawn the attention of one Brett Kimberlin, a Leftist terrorist, and scumbag in general. Kimberlin would love to silence bloggers like McCain, who has dared to try and expose Kimberlin and his allies for what they are.
Kimberlin is hiding something and people are getting closer to figuring it out. He’s running scared. Funny thing is, he’s just bringing more attention to himself. He’s doing the equivalent of screeching up to the bank across the road from the police station with the intention of robbing it. Way to keep a low profile dude.
Stacy McCain and his family are still in an undisclosed location. I suspect it will be that way for a while. I have no idea if they’re in Timbuktu or Vanuatu, I only know they aren’t at home in Maryland. He did another post today that does a great job summarizing things to date. For telling the truth about a dangerous man he’s now in hiding. God bless America.
Well, leftists and terrorists (but I repeat myself) can be vindictive when cornered or exposed, and Stacy had worked over the record of a certain ‘gentleman’ with such sharp prose that you could have gotten paper cuts just by reading the articles!
Stacy fled because he believed that Brett Kimberlin, convicted domestic lefty terrorist bomber, was overly curious re: Stacy’s geographic location.
This curiosity was most likely generated from Stacy’s very loud reporting on Kimberlin’s money ties to George Soros and Barbara Streisand.
I had a conversation with a political consulting friend about the matter.
“Is Stacy serious?” my friend asked. “I look at this post and he’s rattling his tip jar? I thought he was joking.”
Yes, I said; that’s just Stacy. It’s serious.
Update II: A special shout out to our kosher pal The Lid
Think about that for a second.. most bloggers get nasty emails, even threats and rebukes from politicians and public figures. Heck Steve Israel has sent out at least two fundraising letters pointing out things I’ve written as the reason he needs extra funds. But Stacy didn’t get an overt threat those are easier to deal with–he got the implied threat, the kind that can’t be acted on by the authorities.
I spoke to Stacy McCain tonight and you wouldn’t know he was on the run from a terrorist/sociopath (the guy was accused of killing his Grandma). McCain was calm, cool and determined to see this story through because he won’t shy away from the truth.
Kimberlin may not be wise, but you neglect his low animal cunning at your peril. Thus, while Stacy is playing perhaps a hyper-cautious hand (a wife and five children remaining at home limits flexibility, given Kimberlin’s history) there is also the understanding that Kimberlin’s less kinetic strategies resemble the bad guy in the Scooby Doo episode. Kimberlin seeks to bully and intimidate people, and he’d would’ve gotten away with it, too, if not for that meddling Stacy McCain shining a light into inconvenient history and still less convenient, rich Lefty ties.
Let’s see if those ties, and more recent skullduggery don’t become the focus as this story unfolds. I don’t know much about Kimberlin at all. But if he proves to resemble the dirtbag archetype I have in mind, then it may be that Kimberlin hasn’t really breathed an honest breath in a long, long time. Hope I’m wrong on that call.
via FilmLadd
Bristol Palin To Get Reality Show; Stacy McCain Content With Surreality Show
Posted on | May 22, 2012 | 14 Comments
by Smitty
Via Memeorandum and Politico:
Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp, premiering Tuesday, June 19, at 10pm ET/PT with back-to-back episodes. Two new episodes will subsequently air every Tuesday, showcasing Bristol’s journey growing into womanhood with her young son, Tripp.
With never-before-granted access to Bristol’s real-life experiences, the show follows her everyday life as a single mother living under intense media scrutiny that comes from her lineage as the daughter of former Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
I want to see the episode where she’s out to dinner and Stacy McCain, now The World’s Most Interesting Blogger (mosquitos do not bite him, out of respect), saves her from being accosted by Levi Johnston.
McCain takes Johnston to task for being a standing insult to manhood of Obama-esque proportions. Johnston breaks down crying at the description of what McCain would do to him, were one of McCain’s daughters to receive such despicable treatment. Levi eventually requires hospitalization to recover from contusions suffered due to the impact of McCain’s verbal onslaught, and actually sends a thank-you note to Todd Palin for showing more mercy.
Hmmm. I seem to bear some animus toward Johnston.
Meanwhile, I did have a quick word with Stacy, sounded chipper. I haven’t the foggiest idea where he is. Start prepping your material for the 25th, Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day.
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