Ellie Light Is a Nasty Slut

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Ellie Light has never hit my tip jar and doesn’t have a blog. Nor does she have a cute butt. She isn’t divorcing Brad Pitt and she’s not one of Tiger Woods‘ mistresses. She is therefore not the sort of woman who would normally be featured on this blog. However, she’s been making lots of news lately:

Ellie Light sure gets around.
In recent weeks, Light has published virtually identical “Letters to the Editor” in support of President Barack Obama in more than a dozen newspapers.Every letter claimed a different residence for Light that happened to be in the newspaper’s circulation area.
“It’s time for Americans to realize that governing is hard work, and that a president can’t just wave a magic wand and fix everything,” said a letter from alleged Philadelphian Ellie Light, that was published in the Jan. 19 edition of The Philadelphia Daily News. . . .
Variations of Light’s letter ran in Ohio’s Mansfield News Journal on Jan. 13, with Light claiming an address in Mansfield; in New Mexico’s Ruidoso News on Jan. 12, claiming an address in Three Rivers; in South Carolina’s The Sun News on Jan. 18, claiming an address in Myrtle Beach; and in the Daily News Leader of Staunton, Virginia on Jan. 15, claiming an address in Waynesboro. Her publications list includes other papers in Ohio, West Virginia, Maine, Michigan, Iowa, Pennsylvania and California, all claiming separate addresses.

There has been speculation that Ellie Light is a sockpuppet created by Obama’s Astroturfing henchman, David Axelrod. But that’s just because a bunch of right-wing teabaggers want to discredit the White House.

The truth? Ellie Light is a dirty, rotten, syphilitic whore.

Sue me, Ellie.

UPDATE: Jehuda the Rhetorican has actually composed a thoughtful response to Ellie Light.

Jehuda: Don’t waste your time, man. There’s no point trying to talk sense to her. Stupid tramps like Ellie Light never learn.

33 comments

  3. Hm. She’s a “slut,” and yet you choose to depict her in a somewhat flattering manner, as a hottie and a woman of the world.
    Stacy, you are truly weird. Do you actually have any kind of coherent world view, or are you just an apple-headed gadfly? NTTAWWT.

  4. Hm. She’s a “slut,” and yet you choose to depict her in a somewhat flattering manner, as a hottie and a woman of the world.
    Stacy, you are truly weird. Do you actually have any kind of coherent world view, or are you just an apple-headed gadfly? NTTAWWT.

  7. Bully women much? Or is Ellie Light a special case?

    With all the crap going down in DC, you’re going to devote your time and your blog to bullying and insulting some silly woman who still thinks Obama is her messiah? So what if she writes letters with fake addresses? This is the biggest threat to our republic you can find??? Let her have her say and the rest of us will have to make up our own minds. It’s called free speech.

    And if she is acting as agent for Obama, and they think this is how to win the hearts and minds of Americans back, then we should be celebrating!

  8. Bully women much? Or is Ellie Light a special case?

    With all the crap going down in DC, you’re going to devote your time and your blog to bullying and insulting some silly woman who still thinks Obama is her messiah? So what if she writes letters with fake addresses? This is the biggest threat to our republic you can find??? Let her have her say and the rest of us will have to make up our own minds. It’s called free speech.

    And if she is acting as agent for Obama, and they think this is how to win the hearts and minds of Americans back, then we should be celebrating!

  25. Why God…?…

    Do you just make Conservative women hotter or are they hotter because they’re Conservative? While you’re at it: if Obama’s poll numbers fall and there’s nobo ……

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