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2009 ‘Beta Male of the Year’ Award

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I’m sure the name of the winner at Roissy in DC is merely a coincidence:

Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over him, bought a place for her and him, paid all her bills, and upon discovering her cheating responded in the only way an unrepentant beta could: by asking her what he could do to make her love him. Really, that sort of response is just pure essence of beta.

There is a lot of bitterness among beta males out there and, frankly, I blame myself. Not only did I marry the hottest woman on the planet, but I’m just a few months away from marrying off my 20-year-old redheaded daughter to a total alpha — an Argentine soccer star who’s going to law school.

And, oh, yeah: Remember when Scott Brown announced that his daughters are “available”? Guess who was hanging out Tuesday night with his “American Idol” daughter, Ayla?

What can I say, betas? Some guys got it. Some guys don’t.

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  3. My nomination was for a certain president who shall remain nameless for fear of offending the rich old guy who has his hand up Barry’s butt.

  5. “The irony of grandson Beau Lee checking the “Latino” box and qualifying for affirmative action.”

    Hilarious!

  6. “The irony of grandson Beau Lee checking the “Latino” box and qualifying for affirmative action.”

    Hilarious!

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