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Allahpundit Demands a Recount!
2009 ‘Beta Male of the Year’ Award

Posted on | January 24, 2010 | 19 Comments

I’m sure the name of the winner at Roissy in DC is merely a coincidence:

Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over him, bought a place for her and him, paid all her bills, and upon discovering her cheating responded in the only way an unrepentant beta could: by asking her what he could do to make her love him. Really, that sort of response is just pure essence of beta.

There is a lot of bitterness among beta males out there and, frankly, I blame myself. Not only did I marry the hottest woman on the planet, but I’m just a few months away from marrying off my 20-year-old redheaded daughter to a total alpha — an Argentine soccer star who’s going to law school.

And, oh, yeah: Remember when Scott Brown announced that his daughters are “available”? Guess who was hanging out Tuesday night with his “American Idol” daughter, Ayla?

What can I say, betas? Some guys got it. Some guys don’t.

Category: humor, Rule 5

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19 Responses to “Allahpundit Demands a Recount!
2009 ‘Beta Male of the Year’ Award”

  1. uberVU - social comments
    January 24th, 2010 @ 11:11 am

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by rsmccain: @Allahpundit Demands a Recount! http://bit.ly/4xvWgC 2009 ‘Beta Male of the Year’ Award: http://bit.ly/4xvWgC…

  2. See Ya Latah, Master Beta
    January 24th, 2010 @ 11:29 am

    […] Via Sissy Willis, comes news that male Republican bloggers are too Betazoid and a bunch of Eeyoracles. […]

  3. JeremyR
    January 24th, 2010 @ 4:33 pm

    My nomination was for a certain president who shall remain nameless for fear of offending the rich old guy who has his hand up Barry’s butt.

  4. JeremyR
    January 24th, 2010 @ 11:33 am

    My nomination was for a certain president who shall remain nameless for fear of offending the rich old guy who has his hand up Barry’s butt.

  5. Miss Sharon
    January 24th, 2010 @ 5:17 pm

    “The irony of grandson Beau Lee checking the “Latino” box and qualifying for affirmative action.”

    Hilarious!

  6. Miss Sharon
    January 24th, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

    “The irony of grandson Beau Lee checking the “Latino” box and qualifying for affirmative action.”

    Hilarious!

  7. Richard McEnroe
    January 24th, 2010 @ 5:41 pm

    “What can I say, betas? Some guys got it. Some guys don’t.”

    And if you don’t let go of it she’s going to break your thumb.

  8. Richard McEnroe
    January 24th, 2010 @ 12:41 pm

    “What can I say, betas? Some guys got it. Some guys don’t.”

    And if you don’t let go of it she’s going to break your thumb.

  9. Americaneocon
    January 24th, 2010 @ 7:45 pm

    American Power tracked back with, ‘Another Reason to Hang Out With Robert Stacy McCain!’.

  10. Americaneocon
    January 24th, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

    American Power tracked back with, ‘Another Reason to Hang Out With Robert Stacy McCain!’.

  11. The Greenroom » Forum Archive » ‘Yes, They’re Both Available’: Exactly What Did Scott Brown Mean By That?
    January 24th, 2010 @ 3:02 pm

    […] married, rather than “out there” exposed to the moral hazards of the singles scene, overcrowded with unworthy passive-aggressive beta males. IYKWIMAITYD. However much we may have cringed at Brown’s “they’re both […]

  12. Dave C
    January 24th, 2010 @ 9:43 pm

    I know of only one person named ‘Conor’ with one ‘N’.

    coincidence?

  13. Dave C
    January 24th, 2010 @ 4:43 pm

    I know of only one person named ‘Conor’ with one ‘N’.

    coincidence?

  14. Robert Stacy McCain
    January 24th, 2010 @ 10:25 pm

    I know of only one person named ‘Conor’ with one ‘N’. coincidence?

    Conor = The One-N-Word

  15. Robert Stacy McCain
    January 24th, 2010 @ 5:25 pm

    I know of only one person named ‘Conor’ with one ‘N’. coincidence?

    Conor = The One-N-Word

  16. dustbury.com » Fewer than two on a match
    January 24th, 2010 @ 6:10 pm

    […] a throwaway remark by Robert Stacy McCain, who surely had no intention of sending me off in this […]

  17. CGHill
    January 25th, 2010 @ 3:27 am

    Couldn’t have been Friedersdorf. Like Usenet god Kibo, if he’d heard his name, he’d have been there.

  18. CGHill
    January 24th, 2010 @ 10:27 pm

    Couldn’t have been Friedersdorf. Like Usenet god Kibo, if he’d heard his name, he’d have been there.

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    January 31st, 2010 @ 6:24 am

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