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LEAKED: New NASA Space Station Plan Incorporates Relativity

Posted on | July 9, 2010 | 18 Comments

by Smitty

NASA’s swell new global bureaucratic quaalude mission was greeted by howls of derisive laughter and sporadic vomiting. This blog’s attempt at a “don’t shoot the messenger” call on Administrator Bolden, too, got sucked into a steep gravity well.
iOwnTheWorld mustered a caustic contest to name a new Mosque Shuttle, with the sort of result you’d expect:

But to where will this infamous space chariot go?

Based upon Escher's Relativity

It will be a sign of resurgence when an actual leader is elected that is capable of setting a national goal. Mars, Moon base, whatever. You can have Socialism or you can have quantum leaps, but you can only have both in the mouth of a salesman.

Comments

  • http://www.coldfury.com Randy Rager

    BWHAAHAHAHAHA!

  • http://www.coldfury.com Randy Rager

    BWHAAHAHAHAHA!

  • Joe

    In space no one can hear the muezzin.

  • Joe

    In space no one can hear the muezzin.

  • http://www.justgrits.wordpress.com Obi’s Sister

    LMAO

  • http://www.justgrits.wordpress.com Obi’s Sister

    LMAO

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    Apollogize One? Very funny!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    Apollogize One? Very funny!

  • Estragon

    You CAN have Socialism and still have quantum leaps!

    They just have to be backward, that’s all.

  • Estragon

    You CAN have Socialism and still have quantum leaps!

    They just have to be backward, that’s all.

  • JeffS

    Soviets win space race

    D’oh! That’s established history, gg.

    Red herrings really ain’t your thing. Nor is thinking, but that’s another story.

  • JeffS

    Soviets win space race

    D’oh! That’s established history, gg.

    Red herrings really ain’t your thing. Nor is thinking, but that’s another story.

  • JeffS

    Btw, The Space Race “ended” in 1975

    No, really? I never knew, and that’s the very same year I graduated from high school.

    PS: Like I said, red herrings ain’t your forté.

  • JeffS

    Btw, The Space Race “ended” in 1975

    No, really? I never knew, and that’s the very same year I graduated from high school.

    PS: Like I said, red herrings ain’t your forté.

  • RebeccaH

    It’s official. Oby doesn’t care about the space program because there’s nobody out there he can micromanage. Might as well turn it into a HeadStart program for Muslims.

  • RebeccaH

    It’s official. Oby doesn’t care about the space program because there’s nobody out there he can micromanage. Might as well turn it into a HeadStart program for Muslims.

  • http://jamesboard.wordpress.com/ bingbing

    All you naysayers, just watch this work. As soon as the Taliban get wind of this, it’s a surity they’ll lay down their arms and embrace freedom and capitalism.

    Furthermore, I see peace in the middle east within weeks.

  • http://jamesboard.wordpress.com/ bingbing

    All you naysayers, just watch this work. As soon as the Taliban get wind of this, it’s a surity they’ll lay down their arms and embrace freedom and capitalism.

    Furthermore, I see peace in the middle east within weeks.