by Smitty
NASA’s swell new global bureaucratic quaalude mission was greeted by howls of derisive laughter and sporadic vomiting. This blog’s attempt at a “don’t shoot the messenger” call on Administrator Bolden, too, got sucked into a steep gravity well.
iOwnTheWorld mustered a caustic contest to name a new Mosque Shuttle, with the sort of result you’d expect:

But to where will this infamous space chariot go?

It will be a sign of resurgence when an actual leader is elected that is capable of setting a national goal. Mars, Moon base, whatever. You can have Socialism or you can have quantum leaps, but you can only have both in the mouth of a salesman.
BWHAAHAHAHAHA!
BWHAAHAHAHAHA!
In space no one can hear the muezzin.
In space no one can hear the muezzin.
LMAO
LMAO
Apollogize One? Very funny!
Apollogize One? Very funny!
You CAN have Socialism and still have quantum leaps!
They just have to be backward, that’s all.
You CAN have Socialism and still have quantum leaps!
They just have to be backward, that’s all.
Soviets win space race
D’oh! That’s established history, gg.
Red herrings really ain’t your thing. Nor is thinking, but that’s another story.
Soviets win space race
D’oh! That’s established history, gg.
Red herrings really ain’t your thing. Nor is thinking, but that’s another story.
Btw, The Space Race “ended” in 1975
No, really? I never knew, and that’s the very same year I graduated from high school.
PS: Like I said, red herrings ain’t your forté.
Btw, The Space Race “ended” in 1975
No, really? I never knew, and that’s the very same year I graduated from high school.
PS: Like I said, red herrings ain’t your forté.
It’s official. Oby doesn’t care about the space program because there’s nobody out there he can micromanage. Might as well turn it into a HeadStart program for Muslims.
It’s official. Oby doesn’t care about the space program because there’s nobody out there he can micromanage. Might as well turn it into a HeadStart program for Muslims.
All you naysayers, just watch this work. As soon as the Taliban get wind of this, it’s a surity they’ll lay down their arms and embrace freedom and capitalism.
Furthermore, I see peace in the middle east within weeks.
All you naysayers, just watch this work. As soon as the Taliban get wind of this, it’s a surity they’ll lay down their arms and embrace freedom and capitalism.
Furthermore, I see peace in the middle east within weeks.