Unfortunately, Not an Onion Parody

Posted on | August 8, 2010 | 22 Comments

US court denies parents
custody of Hitler and sisters
A US appeals court has ruled a couple who gave their children Nazi-inspired names should not regain custody, citing the risk of serious injury to them.
Adolf Hitler Campbell, 4, and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 3, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, 2, were taken from their New Jersey home in 2009.
The case first came to public attention in December 2008 after a shop refused to decorate a birthday cake for Adolf. . . .

Allow me to suggest that (a) if the Campbells were truly the Nordic Übermenschen they claim to be, maybe they’d be able to decorate their own kid’s birthday cake at home; and (b) if the name “Hitler Campbell” bothers you, how do you feel about the names “Russia” and “Kenyatta”?

Category: Racism

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22 Responses to “Unfortunately, Not an Onion Parody”

Joe
August 8th, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

Don’t you go there with Ms. Sherrod. Don’t you go there Stacy. She has a serious lawsuit against Breitbart to win and she is going to get him arrested.

She is on a mission now.

Plus people could never wrap their heads about commies as well as they could about nazis. Maybe because commie leaders always dressed like Da Tech Guy and nazis looked sharp and evil in those uniforms.
Joe
August 8th, 2010 @ 12:23 pm

Don’t you go there with Ms. Sherrod. Don’t you go there Stacy. She has a serious lawsuit against Breitbart to win and she is going to get him arrested.

She is on a mission now.

Plus people could never wrap their heads about commies as well as they could about nazis. Maybe because commie leaders always dressed like Da Tech Guy and nazis looked sharp and evil in those uniforms.
ak4mc
August 8th, 2010 @ 4:47 pm

As a descendant of MacGregors, I am sorely tempted to claim it’s no surprise these are Campbells.
ak4mc
August 8th, 2010 @ 12:47 pm

As a descendant of MacGregors, I am sorely tempted to claim it’s no surprise these are Campbells.
Kojocaro
August 8th, 2010 @ 4:51 pm

yes but name them after hitlers buddy stalin and it’s likely you can still keep your kids
Kojocaro
August 8th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm

yes but name them after hitlers buddy stalin and it’s likely you can still keep your kids
Anne B.
August 8th, 2010 @ 6:49 pm

“Honszlynn” ?
Anne B.
August 8th, 2010 @ 2:49 pm

“Honszlynn” ?
KingShamus
August 8th, 2010 @ 7:14 pm

Look, we’re talking about Derrty Jersey here.

There’s all kinds of fail going on in the Garbage State.
KingShamus
August 8th, 2010 @ 3:14 pm

Look, we’re talking about Derrty Jersey here.

There’s all kinds of fail going on in the Garbage State.
jefferson101
August 8th, 2010 @ 7:39 pm

I’ve got no time for Nazis.

I do, however, find it endlessly fascinating that the devotees of some mass-murdering totalitarian philosophies are less equal than the devotees of other mass-murdering totalitarian philosophies.

In a rational world, I would think that Hitler’s disciples would be thought of as slightly less repugnant than Marx’s are, since the disciples of Marx have killed a whole lot more innocent people.
jefferson101
August 8th, 2010 @ 3:39 pm

I’ve got no time for Nazis.

I do, however, find it endlessly fascinating that the devotees of some mass-murdering totalitarian philosophies are less equal than the devotees of other mass-murdering totalitarian philosophies.

In a rational world, I would think that Hitler’s disciples would be thought of as slightly less repugnant than Marx’s are, since the disciples of Marx have killed a whole lot more innocent people.
Joe
August 8th, 2010 @ 7:59 pm

The Taliban claimed responsiblity for killing those nurses and doctors in Afghanistan.

The Taliban are pig dogs. ????? ???

Their mothers and fathers are pig dogs too.
Joe
August 8th, 2010 @ 7:59 pm

The arabic text did not get posted. Hence the ????
Joe
August 8th, 2010 @ 3:59 pm

The Taliban claimed responsiblity for killing those nurses and doctors in Afghanistan.

The Taliban are pig dogs. ????? ???

Their mothers and fathers are pig dogs too.
Joe
August 8th, 2010 @ 3:59 pm

The arabic text did not get posted. Hence the ????
Jeff
August 9th, 2010 @ 3:10 am

What if they had named him Che?

Run with it – have fun.
Jeff
August 8th, 2010 @ 11:10 pm

What if they had named him Che?

Run with it – have fun.
JeremyR
August 9th, 2010 @ 3:40 am

If we are going to get stuck-on-stoopid regarding names, lefties should be up in arms agout any child born after 11-2000 named George, or Walker, or Dick, or Richard, and conservative loons upset with any child named William, or Barry.
I personally think the names are dumb beyond dumb, and that in light of such, an array of reasons might exist to not let folk like that be parents, but the names alone are no reason.
Wit ha name like that, Adolph Campbell will either be the toughest kid in the county, or the regional punching bag.
As for Ms Aryan Nation, my bet is she marries a person of color, and lives happily ever after.
JeremyR
August 8th, 2010 @ 11:40 pm

If we are going to get stuck-on-stoopid regarding names, lefties should be up in arms agout any child born after 11-2000 named George, or Walker, or Dick, or Richard, and conservative loons upset with any child named William, or Barry.
I personally think the names are dumb beyond dumb, and that in light of such, an array of reasons might exist to not let folk like that be parents, but the names alone are no reason.
Wit ha name like that, Adolph Campbell will either be the toughest kid in the county, or the regional punching bag.
As for Ms Aryan Nation, my bet is she marries a person of color, and lives happily ever after.
Kojocaro
August 9th, 2010 @ 1:05 pm

what if they named them after GG of course that would be child abuse because you have your head shoved up chairman maobama’s ass
Kojocaro
August 9th, 2010 @ 9:05 am

what if they named them after GG of course that would be child abuse because you have your head shoved up chairman maobama’s ass