This is my first Fourth of July. 
I’m too young to vote, so I can’t really do much about he current crisis this November.
Thus, I must wield my power as the Secretary of Cute to influence patriotic Americans to give the country a chance to recover, starting in November. It’s not just the White House, but the Senate, the House, and every State office. My generation needs voters to push back the forces of Progressive, statist slavery and restore liberty.
As that famous political philosopher, Robin Williams, said:
“Politicians are a lot like diapers; they should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”
Yes, but diapers are the result of an involuntary reflex we haven’t learned to control yet. What’s the excuse for Congress?
That might not be a Robin Williams original line . . . I thinking Mort Sahl, or perhaps even Will Rogers. In any case, I’m pretty sure Mark Russell was using it before anyone ever heard of Robin Williams.
A weapon of mass cuteness
Well said, little one! Happy 4th to you all.
How come we never see him slaving away at the keyboard cranking out another hot post?
He’s not the youngest blogger unless he’s got carpal tunnel syndrome. 🙂
PICS or it never happened.
Seeing your call for pics, and raising you a YouTube hit in utero.
The Ultimate Zing!
Happy Independence Day Young Tooter. Go ask your Daddy for Black Cats.
It’s probably been going around since the days of vaudeville, much like the “can’t ad lib a fart after a bean dinner” line we saw here recently. And for the same reason – they worked then and they work now.
Secretary of Cute! A chip from the old blogger. Baby sure grows up fast and furious.
Sounds like Sahl.
Thanks for the Squeeeeeeeee! update.