Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 37 Comments
Traffic to the blog has gotten a slight and unexpected boost the past couple of days because the entire world, it seems, is Googling for nude photos of Kate Middleton or rather topless photos of Kate Middleton. Don’t bother clicking those links, as they are merely a round-trip ticket back to this post, part of Ye Merry Olde Google Bomb Trick.
Donald Douglas has a post cleverly titled “Kate Middleton Topless” and our friendly Evil Blogger Lady offers “Kate Middleton topless photos? French magazine Closer publishes them. Rule 5 Britannia! Update: Reports of outraged Brits storming French embassy in protest!”
It seems that Princess Kate, the bride of England’s Prince William, was sunbathing with her hubby while the couple “enjoyed a mini four-day vacation together last week at a secluded chateau in the south of France” to celebrate their first wedding anniversary.
The royals are pursuing “”legal proceedings for breach of privacy” against the French tabloid that printed the photos, which I will not reproduce here under the professional advice of our Legal Department, a.k.a. Bert the Samoan Lawyer.
However, Bert also advised me that merely viewing the photos — as part of my professional duties to our readership — is perfectly legal, and therefore I can say . . . meh.
A nice pair, a decent natural B-cup, real but not spectacular.
The pictures were shot from an extreme distance with a telephoto lens and thus are rather blurry. Kate’s bikini bottom exposes quite a bit of cheek and she’s shapely enough for a skinny English girl, though once again . . . meh.
Down home, we like ‘em with a little more meat on the bone and Kim Kardashian, she ain’t. Sir Mix-a-Lot would not be impressed.
So this is your Obligatory Kate Middle Topless Photo post, and I hope you’re happy with it, you sick freaks.
UPDATE: Kinda weird — Tweeted out this post and got some traffic, but nothing too impressive. Then I Tweeted out a post from last year featuring my hot wife in a bikini . . .
Hot wife in a bikini? #Winning!