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Obscure Ex-Starlet @SophiaBush Sticks Her #LadyParts Out on Twitter, With Hilariously Predictable Results

Posted on | October 23, 2012 | 43 Comments

Civility™ is getting so complicated, I just can’t keep up with all the new rules, in the same way I have trouble keeping track of which former starlets actually count as “celebrities.”

Last night, after I filed my American Spectator column about the debate — strategically, a win for Romney — I was kind of randomly browsing Twitter and saw Michelle Malkin having a war with someone named Sophia Bush:

It went on for a while, raising the obvious question: “Who is Sophia Bush?” I mean, Malkin’s a New York Times bestselling author, a syndicated columnist, New Media entrepreneur, Fox News contributor — a genuine somebody — so why is she arguing with this person I never heard of?

It began, evidently, when the actress read a satirical article mocking Ann Romney and Tweeted it out, apparently not recognizing that the stupid quotes attributed to Mrs. Romney were not anything the GOP candidate’s wife had actually ever said. Republican women then started arguing back at Ms. Bush on Twitter, causing her to get all huffy and defensive, finally issuing this intensely stupid retort:

Her idiocy earned Ms. Bush a post at Malkin’s Twitchy site, but she apparently failed to study the First Law of Holes, and began digging again Monday during the debate:

With that, I think, Sophia went from the ridiculous to the sublime. It’s like political haiku or something. Transcendent gibberish. And of course, Twitchy blew her up again.

Let us pause, readers, to contemplate the sequence: Sophia apparently cannot make any political statement without invoking her vagina, but if you object to argumentum ab vagina, this proves you’re some kind of insensitive misogynistic cretin. She just talks, talks, talks about her genitals, and we’re suppose to act like this is enlightened, sophisticated, praiseworthy, courageous.

Well, no, it’s weird and offensive.

Imagine you’re at the shopping mall and some woman you never met walks up to you and starts blabbering about her vagina.

Call 911, right? This woman’s either a crack whore or some kind of mental case, but either way, her behavior is so profoundly abnormal she must be a danger to herself or others.

Yet, thanks to Eve Ensler and the feminist movement, women like Sophia Bush have been persuaded that constantly talking about their vaginas in public is not only healthy and normal, but that anyone who is offended is a crazy right-wing extremist. The world has been turned upside down, so that the values are exactly reversed, and the crazy vagina-talkers think themselves fit to lecture others about “respect” and “civility.”

Although tempted to invoke my scrotum to settle the argument — “How dare you disrespect the First Amendment rights of my scrotum?” — this is unnecessary, as my point is simply this: The Left routinely defies all traditional norms and societal values, while reserving to themselves the right to be as indignant as a Victorian prude should anyone speak to them discourteously. It’s really just a crude totalitarian power-game, an expression of Marcusean radicalism, “liberating tolerance,” and it takes a strong mind to resist being lured into that Humpty-Dumpty alternative universe where words mean whatever the Left says they mean.

Well, to hell with the niceties, you see: Raw mockery is what they deserve, and I’ll make damned sure they get all they deserve. So I went right to work on Sophia Bush:

Let’s see here: Thirty years old, was queen of the 1999 Rose Bowl Parade, made her acting debut in 2002, best known for a cable TV show (One Tree Hill) you never heard of before, as well as a couple of movies John Tucker Must Die (2006) and The Hitcher (2007) you likewise never heard of before. Won a few “Teen Choice Awards” when she was, in fact, in her mid-20s.

Sophia can’t seem to keep a man. She was briefly married to her TV co-star Chad Michael Murray in 2005, but that didn’t last six months. She dated another co-star, James Lafferty, and then another, Austin Nichols, only to be returned to the reject pile each time. Basically, it looks like any male actor cast in One Tree Hill was contractually obligated to bang Sophia Bush for a while.

Is it cruel to mock her like this? Yes, purposefully so. Yet there’s nothing personal about it — heck, I never even heard of her until last night — and it’s not really political, either.

There are plenty of women every bit as liberal as Sophia Bush who don’t make themselves obnoxious by lashing out at Republicans, blabbering about their vaginas and acting as if they were courageous First Amendment heroes deserving of admiration and praise. If she’s going to get up in Michelle Malkin’s face with that kind of crude act, she’s practically handing us an engraved invitation to mock her politics, her miserable B-list career and her pathetic vagina, too.

Shut your pie-hole, woman, or I’ll start talking about my scrotum again.


  • Mike Rogers

    “Nobel Peace Prize for starlets”? More like Ignoble Piece Prize!

  • rosalie

    Thanks for the laughs. It’s raining today and those comments brightened my day.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Brilliant! I bow to the Master.

  • Film Ladd

    As everyone knows, the male appendage is more appropriately designed to vote.

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  • scarymatt

    The Left routinely defies all traditional norms and societal values

    Comrade Red Square has something to say about this:

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    How about some coffee everyone!

  • John Bradley

    “Shut your pie-hole, woman, or I’ll start talking about my scrotum again.” — congratuiations, you win, and are to be recognized as “King of the Internet” for the rest of the day!

  • robertstacymccain

    Mmmm, coffee — and sandwiches?

  • Alan Markus

    So, because this is Twitter, is this like her getting “5 seconds of fame”?

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  • Paul H. Lemmen

    Yep. a simple up or down on any issue. Always a down vote on @SophiaBush

  • Paul H. Lemmen

    Only either humble-pie for Ms Bush or crow, her vagina’s choice …

  • William_Teach

    I wonder if Soohia understands that those big evil corporations are giving her a paycheck to act in movies.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Fifty Shades Of F’in Stupid

  • Paul H. Lemmen

    *snicker* I just had a hilarious hour long exchange with a Sophie Bush sycophant … a nice diversion!

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  • M. Thompson

    R. S. McCain: tripping fools over their own feet, beautifully.

  • Neo

    This all reminds me of a story by my nephew.
    When he was in high school, one of the more flaming gay students got beat up. I figured that my nephew, being all progressive, would object to the guy being beat up.

    Instead he said …
    “The guy deserved to be beat up. Not because he was gay, but because he was a bragard. You know how you just hate guys who endlessly brag about their sexual conquests. This guy was a bragard, and that is why he deserved to be beaten up. Not because he happened to be gay.”

  • OCBill

    You should tweet “Do your parents, George W and Laura Bush, know you talk like that?”

  • Adjoran

    Doesn’t it figure that the next Celebrity for Obama would be some hag with even less of a career than Longoria? The guy has a knack for attracting losers of all sexes and stripes, it seems, from Sophie the Bush to Tingles Matthews to Pyscho Sullivan.

    One day a good douche will wash the trash from the sidewalk.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Good link. Red Square is spot-on.

    The Left ‘defies all traditional norms and societal values’ because it has rejected all values, all Morality.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Hah! You unwittingly [or, actually, in this case, very wit-tingly] revealed your last name!

    Adjoran Bickle! – makes Goddamn sense, explains an awful lot.

  • richard mcenroe

    And as a doorknocker, but I hate to brag.

  • richard mcenroe

    Not like he had much else to do with his life, I imagine.

  • Alan Kellogg

    Remember the good old days when ankles were racey? When everybody says “flurfulsnark” all the time “flurfulsnark” stops being profane.

  • Adjoran

    You talkin’ to me?

  • K-Bob

    But it’s still probably racist.

  • K-Bob

    Well then, this time let’s vote for the good douche.

  • Andrew Patrick

    I mind that the wife was a fan of One Tree Hill back in the day. I recall Sophia Bush as being the Hot One, as opposed to the Smart One, or the Artistic One, or the …

    And the guy who directed the new Atlas Shrugged movies played the recurring Evil Dad.

    Anyway, Hollywood Vaginas. Always toothy.

  • richard mcenroe

    Hollywood Women for Obama? Is that the successor to the “Hollywood Women’s Political Caucus” that essentially disbanded in embarrassment after supporting sexual predator Bill Clinton?

  • RichFader

    The last time somebody in LA got beaten that bad, South Central rioted.

  • Garym

    Can’t we all just …. get along?

  • effinayright

    I actually think she won a Nobel “Piece” Prize, inasmuch as she keeps referring to her roundheelparts.

  • effinayright

    “Ladyparts? I’ve known ladyparts. You’re no ladyparts.”

    —Bill Clinton

  • JeffS

    I blame Bush,

  • Bob Belvedere

    No! ‘Infectious Piece Prize’.

  • Bob Belvedere

    If you don’t tout yourself, who will?

    Me?…oh, I stand and sweep the floor with it, IYKWIMAITYD.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Coffee, sammiches, and the New York Post – and make it snappy, Honey.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Stacy is King Of The Internet every day!

  • Bob Belvedere

    Tut, tut.

  • 1bulwetweft

    Some liberal casting-couch cushion named “Bush” is talking about her ladyparts – that’s too rich. I guess they’re now “open for discussion”, or we could just consider them another “echo chamber” for liberalism.

    “Shut your pie-hole, woman, or I’ll start talking about my scrotum again.” Now THAT is effin’ funny! An epic beatdown – RSM is truly the “King of the Internet”.

  • richard mcenroe

    A convenient knothole saved me from a serious accident on a rapelling tower once. The sudden stop wasn’t much fun though.