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The Unstoppable Progressive Juggernaut of Future Kentucky Senator Puffy Face

Posted on | March 8, 2013 | 23 Comments

Barren middle-aged actress Ashley Judd hates babies

Fox News headline:

Source: Ashley Judd moving forward
with run for Mitch McConnell’s
Senate seat in Kentucky

Could this possibly happen? Could someone this far left possibly win in Kentucky? I dunno.  Ace of Spades headline:

Puffy Faced Woman Who Hates Coal and
Childbirth to Run for Senate In Kentucky

Yeah, being a fanatical baby-hater — cracking cruel and tasteless abortion jokes — probably won’t go over too well statewide, although she might be popular in Barren County.

You can’t really blame Ms. Shriveled Lifeless Womb for being resentful of women who, unlike her, didn’t kill all their babies. But when she compared coal mining to rape . . .

 

WE ENDORSE THIS CANDIDATE
IN THE DEMOCRAT PRIMARY!

 

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Comments

  • http://twitter.com/richard_mcenroe richard mcenroe

    Don’t count her out! You KNOW she’s gonna SWEEP the Humanities Majors at KSU…

  • Quartermaster

    I had to chuckle over the Barren County quip. Given the people I’ve known up there, typical Barren Bountiers, she won’t go over well there either. They seem to like kids up there.

    On the other hand, if she can find Paradise down by the Green River, she might make something out of that place. If she can find where Mr. Peabody’s Coal train took it to.

  • gringojay

    ? What psycho-modulator drugs cause facial bloating ?

  • RR

    She could use the name “Puff-mama” to get the hip-hop vote

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady
  • http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress Animal

    If perky boobies were a requirement for a Senate seat, she’d be in like Flynt. Otherwise… not so much.

  • http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress Animal

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  • kansas

    How could she win? I dunno, can we see her boobs?

  • Wombat_socho

    I see what you did there.

  • http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress Animal

    And here I thought I was being subtle.

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Are you kidding? Her boobs are everywhere.

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady
  • M. Thompson

    Just bring up the coal comments, and she’s unelectable.

    Note to celibritwits, please lose the political ambitions. You just aren’t suited for it.

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  • Areid

    Ironic how someone criticizes Judd’s face, when look whose face she’d be up against. Really. Best to stick to issues.

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