by Smitty
Mrs. Other Smitty and I haven’t slept more than two hours in a row since the World’s Youngest Blogger arrived. This is not a complaint. We’re strangely exhilarated. He starts off at the top of the newborn range, and already thinks swaddling is some form of Socialism.
God bless all the readers and well-wishers, here and on Twitter. Also, go have more children, as opportunity presents. This is a blast.
Carry on, Smitty! Overpopulation is good for you. http://filmladd.com/?Overpopulation
The right kind of over population is a good thing. More conservatives! Lead on Smitty, lead on.
I also find making babies to be fun.
Although that cranky foreigner Steyn has to dump on the future! How rude of him to speak the truth. The good news is Bitty Smitty just had a credit card and line of credit approved for about $60,000. The bad news is he is maxed out already.
You do know you won’t have a night’s sleep for the next 2 years?
If God had deemed it, I would have been like that woman on Discovery who has 19 or so.
Believe it it not, the first one is the hardest. (And while it won’t work quite yet, giving them a bath before bedtime wears them right out. )
Congrats! Babies are God’s way of saying the world should continue…
0300… Cthulhuuuu…
Gave him a sponge bath at o’dark-thirty this morning. Kid go so mad he ‘sploded, front and back.
Extreme cuteness!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and you’re OK too, Smitty.
I wish baths had done that for mine. She was born thinking sleep was an option. Even though she’s a teenager now, she is a big-time night owl.
Guess that means he prefers the grunge look….
I wonder if you’re not mixing up words and you really mean “strangely delirious”. He’s now the boss and you’d better obey.
Congratulations Smitty and Mrs. Other SMitty!
Well, Smitty’s goin’ back to the ‘Stan where’s it’s all peaceful and quiet like…
It’s their own personal area-denial munitions system. Scrunched-up face = INCOMING!
Haha, That a way Smitty! Congratulations and well done!
3 days old? Hey, well at least people can’t say he was “born yesterday”.
The opportunity does not present for me anymore. But after 6 kids I feel I have done my part. God bless you and your family on this sacred voyage.
Bravo Zulu!
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Congratulations Smitty, he’ll be using a mouse within two years, I expect. Don’t force him into Mavis Beacon until his fingers grow long enough.