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Celebrity Update: Lesbian vs. Gay
Sleazeball Twitter Catfight Edition

Posted on | January 13, 2010 | 18 Comments

Just so you don’t think that the prospect of covering the Scott Brown Senate campaign in Massachusetts has got us all serious or anything, here’s an item (via Linkiest) that’s worth a laugh:

Lesbian celebrity Tila Tequila was “engaged” to Casey Johnson, the daughter of New York Jets owner Woody Johnson. Casey died last week, and celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton suggested the death was drug related.

Things really escalated, however, when Tila Tequila began Twittering non-stop about Casey’s death and Perez started Twittering back, accusing Tila of cashing in:

I’m amazed you’re not broadcasting live, showing us you’re “grieving”! That’s totally something trash like you would do!

And:

You should try and get custody of her daughter. That’d be GREAT publicity, all you crave in life!

In related celebrity lesbian news, a forthcoming movie, Chloe, “features 24-year-old Amanda Seyfried in a hot relationship with 49-year old Julianne Moore.” Because lesbian is the new black, I guess.

Also, my futile quest to get re-Tweeted by Alyssa Milano continues to be . . . well, futile. Maybe I can get Perez Hilton to help.

UPDATE: A commenter points out that Tila Tequila is, technically, bisexual — apparently, she’s only gay when there’s a profit motive. Also, she’s very eager for her Twitter followers to know about her latest interviews:

I interviewed with Radaronline.com & they did a 4 piece segment on me. 1st one goes up 2night. Then Tomorrow interview at EXTRA airs w/Mario
—6:12 a.m. ET

I only did these interviews to answer everyone’s questions. So many questions but no anwers . . .so I am here to give everyone the answers.
— 6:13 a.m. ET

Then once after ALL of these interviews airs, everyone knows the TRUTH, I can have my closure & start next chapter of my life. Im ready now.
— 6:14 a.m. ET

And you thought I was shameless!

UPDATE II: Just in case anyone actually gives a damn about Tila Tequila — and I can’t imagine why you would — Radar Online has now published its interview with the no-talent “star”:

In a tearful and emotional interview, reality TV star Tila Tequila opens up to RadarOnline.com exclusively about the heart breaking moment she discovered her beloved fiance, Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, had died.
Visibly upset, with mascara running down her face, Tila tells RadarOnline.com the only reason she wasn’t with Casey at the time of her death was because Johnson had urged Tila to make up with her family and go home for the holidays.
It’s obvious that Tila holds herself, along with Casey’s family, to blame for the tragic death of the woman who Tila touchingly calls her “wifey”.

Wow. She was that close to a legal common-property relationship with a multi-millionaire heiress. No wonder she’s emotionally distraught.

Tila Tequila: The Only Celebrity Morally Inferior to Perez Hilton.

Category: Celebrities

Comments

18 Responses to “Celebrity Update: Lesbian vs. Gay
Sleazeball Twitter Catfight Edition”

  1. Chance
    January 13th, 2010 @ 5:33 am

    maybe if Smitty donned a dress and a wig you could get Alyssa to Tweet about you.

  2. Chance
    January 13th, 2010 @ 12:33 am

    maybe if Smitty donned a dress and a wig you could get Alyssa to Tweet about you.

  3. Kirk Hall
    January 13th, 2010 @ 6:07 am

    I have not even read the post yet. The headline cracked me up on my feed. I love it when that happens.

  4. Kirk Hall
    January 13th, 2010 @ 1:07 am

    I have not even read the post yet. The headline cracked me up on my feed. I love it when that happens.

  5. Phineas
    January 13th, 2010 @ 7:20 am

    Tila’s really bi. She was dating Shawn Merriman for a while, until she made a public disgrace of herself – again. She’s only lesbian when it can get her some publicity for being “edgy.”

    And I bet she could beat Perez Hilton in a cat-fight.

  6. Phineas
    January 13th, 2010 @ 2:20 am

    Tila’s really bi. She was dating Shawn Merriman for a while, until she made a public disgrace of herself – again. She’s only lesbian when it can get her some publicity for being “edgy.”

    And I bet she could beat Perez Hilton in a cat-fight.

  7. Miss Sharon
    January 13th, 2010 @ 11:27 am

    You may have missed a few opportunities for the AMilano tweet. She is helping a dog who had his 2 front legs amputated in an accident (pics at radaronline)and she tweeted she had an epi of Castle on Monday night…

    BTW, I don’t think Alyssa is gay(staying on topic). Now you have me following her doing recon for you!

    Actually you may have more luck with Perez Hilton on a Palin post. He is pretty pro…I am ashamed to know, but have family in the biz…

  8. Miss Sharon
    January 13th, 2010 @ 6:27 am

    You may have missed a few opportunities for the AMilano tweet. She is helping a dog who had his 2 front legs amputated in an accident (pics at radaronline)and she tweeted she had an epi of Castle on Monday night…

    BTW, I don’t think Alyssa is gay(staying on topic). Now you have me following her doing recon for you!

    Actually you may have more luck with Perez Hilton on a Palin post. He is pretty pro…I am ashamed to know, but have family in the biz…

  9. Miss Sharon
    January 13th, 2010 @ 11:40 am

    Just saw the update. Tila has you knocked down, in a full Nelson for the title of Shameless Quing.

  10. Miss Sharon
    January 13th, 2010 @ 6:40 am

    Just saw the update. Tila has you knocked down, in a full Nelson for the title of Shameless Quing.

  11. Robert Stacy McCain
    January 13th, 2010 @ 12:09 pm

    That’s my problem, Sharon: I’m not in the major leagues when it comes to raw shamelessness. Also, I’m not a bisexual Vietnamese drug addict. NTTAWWT.

  12. Robert Stacy McCain
    January 13th, 2010 @ 7:09 am

    That’s my problem, Sharon: I’m not in the major leagues when it comes to raw shamelessness. Also, I’m not a bisexual Vietnamese drug addict. NTTAWWT.

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  15. Oliver Stone
    January 13th, 2010 @ 2:43 pm

    I am going to make a film putting Hilter in context, but I can’t do it for Martha Coakley. There is just nothing redeeming about her.

    And I’m a liberal!

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    January 13th, 2010 @ 9:43 am

    I am going to make a film putting Hilter in context, but I can’t do it for Martha Coakley. There is just nothing redeeming about her.

    And I’m a liberal!

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