The Longest Comment Thread in the History of This Blog? Go Ahead, Guess.

Over the course of the past two years, for the benefit of some 3.8 million visitors, we have blogged on many subjects — the 2008 presidential election, war, peace, economics, race relations, culture, etc. Never, however, has any post generated as many comments as my April 24 post about the talent-deficient vocalist, Champagne Dream, of whom I wrote:

Certainly I’m not alone in guessing that somebody at Blaze Records got the hots for a 19-year-old stripper and said, “Yeah, baby, I’ll make you a star . . .”

That post is now at 128 comments. It seems to have got rolling at 2:36 a.m. Friday, with Sandy’s comment (#28) and then on Saturday morning, blues musician Jeff Todd jumped in to say that the proprietor of Blaze Records was a sleazeball. (Which makes him different from every other record company executive . . . how?) Then somebody mentioned a singer named Cheyenne West and next thing you know, there’s a catfight in the comments involving none other than Champagne Dream herself, who appears at comment #60. Oh, and somebody posted this photo of Champagne Dream:

For the record, I cannot vouch for the accuracy of any of what people write in the comments. It may be that the proprietors of Blaze Records are perfectly legitimate and ethical. And it may be that Champagne Dream can sing.

So now I’ve got the blogospheric equivalent of a “Jerry Springer Show” episode in the comments of a two-week-old post that I just put up as a bit of weekend snark. But I guess it goes to show the unpredictable nature of online viral phenomena. Speaking of which, I just remembered an anniversary. Heh.

252 comments

  1. Wow. Scanning over the lengthy string of comments on the other post, I am instantly struck by the difference from what one usually sees here. Specifically, the usual commenters here (yes, even the Liberals) seem to be fairly literate and able to string a few words together to make something resembling a coherent thought – not so for the last 100 comments in the other thread. Apparently I’m spoiled. I’ve forgotten what the other 99% of the internet sounds like outside of the political blogs. 🙂

  2. Wow. Scanning over the lengthy string of comments on the other post, I am instantly struck by the difference from what one usually sees here. Specifically, the usual commenters here (yes, even the Liberals) seem to be fairly literate and able to string a few words together to make something resembling a coherent thought – not so for the last 100 comments in the other thread. Apparently I’m spoiled. I’ve forgotten what the other 99% of the internet sounds like outside of the political blogs. 🙂

  3. Wow…haven’t seen that kind of carping since the days I was in the business. At least back then you could walk back to the bar and obtain some amber relief.

  4. Wow…haven’t seen that kind of carping since the days I was in the business. At least back then you could walk back to the bar and obtain some amber relief.

  5. I think the rejects from American Idol can do better than that.

    Someone needs to purchase Auto Tune.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-Tune

    That’s just brutal.

    It’s rare in a song where the background singers outshine the lead.

    Pick at random 5 drunken karaoke singers and 4 of them will do a better job than that.

  6. I think the rejects from American Idol can do better than that.

    Someone needs to purchase Auto Tune.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-Tune

    That’s just brutal.

    It’s rare in a song where the background singers outshine the lead.

    Pick at random 5 drunken karaoke singers and 4 of them will do a better job than that.

  7. Oh man, that there’s funny. One of my favorite quotes, from CD re JT: “A 50 year old loser that couldn’t get laid in a hen house.” Epic thread.

  8. Oh man, that there’s funny. One of my favorite quotes, from CD re JT: “A 50 year old loser that couldn’t get laid in a hen house.” Epic thread.

  9. This all started when the Jeff Todd Blues Band walked away from Blaze Records 26 City National Tour; why, because it was all lie’s, there never was a tour, and it has grown to monstor mud slinging from all sides. And it looks like a few more artist now have left Blaze Records are now voicing what Blaze Did or almost did to them, um let’s just see where it ends up, who’s on top of what girl? BR

  10. This all started when the Jeff Todd Blues Band walked away from Blaze Records 26 City National Tour; why, because it was all lie’s, there never was a tour, and it has grown to monstor mud slinging from all sides. And it looks like a few more artist now have left Blaze Records are now voicing what Blaze Did or almost did to them, um let’s just see where it ends up, who’s on top of what girl? BR

  11. Thinking upon the matter, Stacey, I recall that some of the longer threads at Tim Blair’s old blog involved off-the-wall subjects like “Who was the hottest woman in the original series of Star Trek?”

    And, no, that was NOT the original post topic. The thread somehow mutated into that subject.

    So you’re progressing in the right direction, dude. Keep up the good work!

  12. Thinking upon the matter, Stacey, I recall that some of the longer threads at Tim Blair’s old blog involved off-the-wall subjects like “Who was the hottest woman in the original series of Star Trek?”

    And, no, that was NOT the original post topic. The thread somehow mutated into that subject.

    So you’re progressing in the right direction, dude. Keep up the good work!

  13. DaveC @ #5 ~ On behalf of the 5th drunken Karaoke singer, I take offense to your remark!

    I don’t see her as a stripper, though, despite the stripper-name. She dances almost as well as she sings.

    Must have some other talent which doesn’t come across in the video . . .

  14. DaveC @ #5 ~ On behalf of the 5th drunken Karaoke singer, I take offense to your remark!

    I don’t see her as a stripper, though, despite the stripper-name. She dances almost as well as she sings.

    Must have some other talent which doesn’t come across in the video . . .

  15. JT would love the chance as well as Miss Cheyenne West and at least five other artist to sit in front of a judge or jury and tell the whole story, this blog is not the only one,there are at least five others that are blasting Blaze Records, not to bring up the two more Artist who left Blaze in the last 24hr’s, and Blaze will not take them off the pages or rosters, they have to force My Space to do it, My Space has taken down over 40 fake pages this year along made by Blaze Records, somewhere in all this is some major crimes being commited, but unless it is happening to you… you just think it’s funny, jt

  16. JT would love the chance as well as Miss Cheyenne West and at least five other artist to sit in front of a judge or jury and tell the whole story, this blog is not the only one,there are at least five others that are blasting Blaze Records, not to bring up the two more Artist who left Blaze in the last 24hr’s, and Blaze will not take them off the pages or rosters, they have to force My Space to do it, My Space has taken down over 40 fake pages this year along made by Blaze Records, somewhere in all this is some major crimes being commited, but unless it is happening to you… you just think it’s funny, jt

  17. The fact that one emits sounds from the vocal chords with accompanying music does not mean that person can sing. And, moving ones body with acommpanying music does not mean one can dance.

  18. The fact that one emits sounds from the vocal chords with accompanying music does not mean that person can sing. And, moving ones body with acommpanying music does not mean one can dance.

  19. She looks like she is having fun. I can’t blame her for trying. That’s the beauty of the internet. People can put themselves out there like this and get notice for both what they can, um, and can’t do…. I give her a few conciliatory points for a nice pair of legs though, that’s for sure.

  20. She looks like she is having fun. I can’t blame her for trying. That’s the beauty of the internet. People can put themselves out there like this and get notice for both what they can, um, and can’t do…. I give her a few conciliatory points for a nice pair of legs though, that’s for sure.

  21. That other post has 426 comments now. FOUR. HUNDRED. TWENTY. SIX.

    If Obama resigned the presidency today and Robert Stacy McCain was the first in the entire country to break the story, he still couldn’t get 426 comments on the post.

    Somehow, that makes me very sad.

  22. That other post has 426 comments now. FOUR. HUNDRED. TWENTY. SIX.

    If Obama resigned the presidency today and Robert Stacy McCain was the first in the entire country to break the story, he still couldn’t get 426 comments on the post.

    Somehow, that makes me very sad.

  23. And so she put herself out there, then she surely must be prepared to take the dissing along with compliments. Here is what I say: Give it up honey (Champagne Dream)! You can’t carry a tune in a bucket.

  24. And so she put herself out there, then she surely must be prepared to take the dissing along with compliments. Here is what I say: Give it up honey (Champagne Dream)! You can’t carry a tune in a bucket.

  25. JT & CW if Blaze is who you say he isn’t, what is stopping you from suing him? JT you said in one of your comments in that first thread that he stole a guitar from you. Don’t you know how to get it back?

  26. JT & CW if Blaze is who you say he isn’t, what is stopping you from suing him? JT you said in one of your comments in that first thread that he stole a guitar from you. Don’t you know how to get it back?

  27. What “artists” have left Blaze? His pathetic site looks the same to me. Hey Blaze. Want some tasty cheese curds?

  28. What “artists” have left Blaze? His pathetic site looks the same to me. Hey Blaze. Want some tasty cheese curds?

  29. Hi Josh cool name Josh Josh get it. Anywho I agree totally what a set of legs. If you have it put it out there and give her some credit the girl is doing a good job and looks to me like she is improving. Hey JT I’m curious too what artists have left Blaze it looks like they are all still there and where is that big radio show with all of the artists from all over the nation that you promised for three months now. Looks like you got your info wrong about the Blaze tour I got my tickets yesterday for the Miami show.

  30. Hi Josh cool name Josh Josh get it. Anywho I agree totally what a set of legs. If you have it put it out there and give her some credit the girl is doing a good job and looks to me like she is improving. Hey JT I’m curious too what artists have left Blaze it looks like they are all still there and where is that big radio show with all of the artists from all over the nation that you promised for three months now. Looks like you got your info wrong about the Blaze tour I got my tickets yesterday for the Miami show.

  31. Josh (Tony) if you’ve got tickets for any show of Blaze’s you will be sitting in a chair with empty seats all around you, because you’re the only one that believes Blaze is a “label” and Tony Calabrese is “record/video producer.
    Oh and you’ll never get your money back because he already spent it.
    But then I didn’t have to tell you that Josh, because you’re really Tony. Go blow your horn somewhere else Tony. LOL
    You should Google and find all of the sites that you are listed on and read the comments people are saying.

  32. Josh (Tony) if you’ve got tickets for any show of Blaze’s you will be sitting in a chair with empty seats all around you, because you’re the only one that believes Blaze is a “label” and Tony Calabrese is “record/video producer.
    Oh and you’ll never get your money back because he already spent it.
    But then I didn’t have to tell you that Josh, because you’re really Tony. Go blow your horn somewhere else Tony. LOL
    You should Google and find all of the sites that you are listed on and read the comments people are saying.

  33. Josh (Tony) LOL If you’ve got tickets for any show of Blaze’s you will be sitting in a chair with empty seats all around you, because you’re the only one that believes Blaze is a “label” and Tony Calabrese is “record/video producer.
    Oh and you’ll never get your money back because he already spent it.
    But then I didn’t have to tell you that Josh, because you’re really Tony. Go blow your horn somewhere else Tony. LOL
    You should Google and find all of the sites that you are listed on and read the comments people are saying.

  34. Josh (Tony) LOL If you’ve got tickets for any show of Blaze’s you will be sitting in a chair with empty seats all around you, because you’re the only one that believes Blaze is a “label” and Tony Calabrese is “record/video producer.
    Oh and you’ll never get your money back because he already spent it.
    But then I didn’t have to tell you that Josh, because you’re really Tony. Go blow your horn somewhere else Tony. LOL
    You should Google and find all of the sites that you are listed on and read the comments people are saying.

  35. WTF why is this Tupelo idiot calling me someone else? I got sent a link to this f-n blog and put in my ops dont diss on me ya f***. You must be a homo not to see the quality of ass in that video. Yo mama should of named you Homolo.

  36. WTF why is this Tupelo idiot calling me someone else? I got sent a link to this f-n blog and put in my ops dont diss on me ya f***. You must be a homo not to see the quality of ass in that video. Yo mama should of named you Homolo.

  37. The only idiot here is you (Tony). What are you going to do about it. Not a thing! Now now Tony. Let’s not get testy! You (Tony Calabrese/Blaze Records) can’t seem to get it that you don’t know talent. And if you’re not Tony and you say there’s talent there, you’re still an idiot. Get used to it. As far “quality of ass”, I’m sure that’s only what you/Tony see(s) too because she sure can’t sing or dance. By the way, have fun at the non-concerts. LOL

  38. The only idiot here is you (Tony). What are you going to do about it. Not a thing! Now now Tony. Let’s not get testy! You (Tony Calabrese/Blaze Records) can’t seem to get it that you don’t know talent. And if you’re not Tony and you say there’s talent there, you’re still an idiot. Get used to it. As far “quality of ass”, I’m sure that’s only what you/Tony see(s) too because she sure can’t sing or dance. By the way, have fun at the non-concerts. LOL

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