In the attempt to be cool like the Instapundit, I was off to see the vampire today for my octofortnightly* donation on the apherisis machine.
The Inspiron Mini proves its worth yet again. With the 6-cell battery pack, it represents a great tradeoff between form factor, horsepower, and endurance. The trackpad exhibits some personality, so you may want some sort of USB device to tidy that up. I have the T-Mobile Ludicrous Data plan, and the unit survived the Tea Party test on Tax Day down on the Mall. Even in the relatively mellow case of a blood donation taking an hour, the ability to have the thing on the lap and work the Google Reader proved a good source of entertainment. Sure, I could have brought a book, but where is the nerd factor in that?
Yeah, Reynolds may have InstaVision, but *sniff* I got my Mini and my pride, and he can’t take that away. I should also add that this post’s title alludes to Steven Wright’s ‘self portrait of an artist writing his own autobiography’.
*Which ought to trigger a cranial ‘splosion for Little Miss Attila.

I was envisioning the Saturday Evening Post portrait of Norman Rockwell’s self portrait when I saw the headline.
I was envisioning the Saturday Evening Post portrait of Norman Rockwell’s self portrait when I saw the headline.
PS: I also like the death grip you have on that squeeze ball, like Obama on a taxpayer!
PS: I also like the death grip you have on that squeeze ball, like Obama on a taxpayer!
Man, and I thought blogging from the can was ‘dedication’.
Man, and I thought blogging from the can was ‘dedication’.
Smitty! You linked wordsmith dot org. You are my new ultra fave.
Smitty! You linked wordsmith dot org. You are my new ultra fave.
He bleeds blogging!
He bleeds blogging!
Looks like The Red Cross has lowered its standards dramatically. 😉
No. WAIT! Like Spider Man getting bit by the spider, I WANT SOME OF THAT MAN’S BLOOOOOOD! Yes. I now am cool. I can write the Queen’s English. I will never forget again neglect Rule 5. And I’ll wear weird Fedora’s even more often than I already do…
Looks like The Red Cross has lowered its standards dramatically. 😉
No. WAIT! Like Spider Man getting bit by the spider, I WANT SOME OF THAT MAN’S BLOOOOOOD! Yes. I now am cool. I can write the Queen’s English. I will never forget again neglect Rule 5. And I’ll wear weird Fedora’s even more often than I already do…
And John: you’ll become a comma whore!
And John: you’ll become a comma whore!
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Is that shirt adherence to Hawaiian shirt Friday.
Is that shirt adherence to Hawaiian shirt Friday.
Hey – is that Charlie Crist’s testicle in your left hand?
Hey – is that Charlie Crist’s testicle in your left hand?
Nope. Too big. 🙂
Nope. Too big. 🙂
@Adobe Walls:
Why yes; yes, it is.
@Adobe Walls:
Why yes; yes, it is.