Survey: 43% of Boys Ages 15-19 Have Had Sexual Intercourse

Posted on | June 3, 2010 | 34 Comments

And the other 57% say they’re still hoping to get lucky Saturday night with a girl named “Tonya.”

Tonya could not be reached for comment.

The most surprising finding in this study? A sharp increase in the number of teenage boys who say they’re planning to become Republican political consultants.

Category: Sex

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34 Responses to “Survey: 43% of Boys Ages 15-19 Have Had Sexual Intercourse”

Will Folks
June 3rd, 2010 @ 5:03 pm

Do inappropriate physical relationships, also known as maturbating on the telephone when you are having a work related conversation, count as sexual intercourse?

I mean, hypothetically.
Will Folks
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:03 pm

Do inappropriate physical relationships, also known as maturbating on the telephone when you are having a work related conversation, count as sexual intercourse?

I mean, hypothetically.
Dandapani
June 3rd, 2010 @ 5:16 pm

19 year old “boy”???? Uh, huh. Right.
Dandapani
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:16 pm

19 year old “boy”???? Uh, huh. Right.
Bob Belvedere
June 3rd, 2010 @ 5:41 pm

Damn. Damn. Damn. I didn’t get lucky until I was nineteen, but I became a Republican in 1968 when I was seven. How come no one ever told me about this trick! All those wasted years….I was ready to go once I discovered The Golddiggers in 1969! Damn. Damn. DAMN.
Bob Belvedere
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:41 pm

Damn. Damn. Damn. I didn’t get lucky until I was nineteen, but I became a Republican in 1968 when I was seven. How come no one ever told me about this trick! All those wasted years….I was ready to go once I discovered The Golddiggers in 1969! Damn. Damn. DAMN.
Roxeanne de Luca
June 3rd, 2010 @ 6:04 pm

Something tells me that the twenty-something results will be even more depressing….
Roxeanne de Luca
June 3rd, 2010 @ 1:04 pm

Something tells me that the twenty-something results will be even more depressing….
Joe Marier
June 3rd, 2010 @ 6:58 pm

In case anyone’s interested, here’s the background about Tonya…

http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-and-other-lessons.html

http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-part-2-dont-start.html

And the, um, post that started it all.

http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/because-some-people-dont-have-lives.html
Joe Marier
June 3rd, 2010 @ 1:58 pm

In case anyone’s interested, here’s the background about Tonya…

http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-and-other-lessons.html

http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-part-2-dont-start.html

And the, um, post that started it all.

http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/because-some-people-dont-have-lives.html
Roxeanne de Luca
June 3rd, 2010 @ 7:59 pm

Love the Tonya story from the old blog.

Perhaps some of our younger readers can inform us about the contemporary trend in slut names.

Anything with an unnecessary “i” at the end: Debbi, Staci, Kerri, etc. Respectable women use an “ie” or a “y” configuration.

Women can’t choose their names, but they can choose their nicknames. Please flee from (or run towards, depending on your motivation) a Candance who becomes a Candy, Julia to Juls, etc.

For some reason, women named Lynn(e) are total sluts. Do not ask how I know this.
Roxeanne de Luca
June 3rd, 2010 @ 2:59 pm

Love the Tonya story from the old blog.

Perhaps some of our younger readers can inform us about the contemporary trend in slut names.

Anything with an unnecessary “i” at the end: Debbi, Staci, Kerri, etc. Respectable women use an “ie” or a “y” configuration.

Women can’t choose their names, but they can choose their nicknames. Please flee from (or run towards, depending on your motivation) a Candance who becomes a Candy, Julia to Juls, etc.

For some reason, women named Lynn(e) are total sluts. Do not ask how I know this.
Largebill
June 3rd, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

In the 1970’s (at least in my school) the answer was Tracy. Wonder how things turned out for her?
Largebill
June 3rd, 2010 @ 3:17 pm

In the 1970’s (at least in my school) the answer was Tracy. Wonder how things turned out for her?
Joe Marier
June 3rd, 2010 @ 8:24 pm

Roxanne —

Well, that doesn’t bode well for Nikki Haley.
Joe Marier
June 3rd, 2010 @ 3:24 pm

Roxanne —

Well, that doesn’t bode well for Nikki Haley.
Bob Belvedere
June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:00 pm

Largebill: Having been a teenager in the 1970’s up here in Catholic New England, it was always the quiet girls named Mary you had to watch out for.
Bob Belvedere
June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:00 pm

Largebill: Having been a teenager in the 1970’s up here in Catholic New England, it was always the quiet girls named Mary you had to watch out for.
Patrick
June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:03 pm

Wow… I guess I was not one of the lucky ones.
Patrick
June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:03 pm

Wow… I guess I was not one of the lucky ones.
Miss Sharon
June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:16 pm

Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?
Miss Sharon
June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:16 pm

Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?
Robert Stacy McCain
June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:33 pm

Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?

My apologies, Miss Sharon. It’s an election year, you know.

Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly.
Robert Stacy McCain
June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:33 pm

Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?

My apologies, Miss Sharon. It’s an election year, you know.

Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly.
The Name Police
June 4th, 2010 @ 1:55 am

So, I assume that in the future we are not allowed to refer to Ms. de Luca as Roxi?
The Name Police
June 3rd, 2010 @ 8:55 pm

So, I assume that in the future we are not allowed to refer to Ms. de Luca as Roxi?
jam
June 7th, 2010 @ 7:58 am

Premarital sex because of lose of control
jam
June 7th, 2010 @ 3:58 am

Premarital sex because of lose of control
jo
June 12th, 2010 @ 7:41 am

early marriage is the result
jo
June 12th, 2010 @ 3:41 am

early marriage is the result
roger
June 22nd, 2010 @ 8:37 am

sex addict!
roger
June 22nd, 2010 @ 4:37 am

sex addict!
jay
July 2nd, 2010 @ 3:03 am

use protection
jay
July 1st, 2010 @ 11:03 pm

use protection