Who’s This Blonde California Hottie?

Yeah, admit it, guys: You want her.

Unfortunately, that’s her 1990 high school senior class yearbook photo and because we weren’t hanging out with Alameda County chicks back then, we all missed our shot at . . . Rachel Maddow.

72 comments

  1. that means Rachel’s 38ish

    Yeah, and I’d have been 30 when she was a high-school senior. It’s a tabloid story:

    SCANDAL: FORBIDDEN LOVE!
    Shocking Revelation as Middle-Aged Republican
    Confesses Desire for Jailbait Leftist Lesbian

  2. that means Rachel’s 38ish

    Yeah, and I’d have been 30 when she was a high-school senior. It’s a tabloid story:

    SCANDAL: FORBIDDEN LOVE!
    Shocking Revelation as Middle-Aged Republican
    Confesses Desire for Jailbait Leftist Lesbian

  3. I think she looks pretty good, but she has an outsized neck that throws off the whole package. Definitely not better butch.

    BTW, LCR scooped you by a mile on this, which came out last week at PuffHo. You’re slackin’, McCain!

  4. I think she looks pretty good, but she has an outsized neck that throws off the whole package. Definitely not better butch.

    BTW, LCR scooped you by a mile on this, which came out last week at PuffHo. You’re slackin’, McCain!

  5. Oh, Stacy…clearly this photo shows her to be the softball-playing type. Forgetting she plays for the other team, you can only find such a girl attractive if you’re into gals with muscles. TCOTS is four-square behind women that look like women, not like fourteen-year-old boys.

  6. Oh, Stacy…clearly this photo shows her to be the softball-playing type. Forgetting she plays for the other team, you can only find such a girl attractive if you’re into gals with muscles. TCOTS is four-square behind women that look like women, not like fourteen-year-old boys.

  7. How can you say Rachel’s aged badly? She doesn’t look a day older than when she played the lead in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

  8. How can you say Rachel’s aged badly? She doesn’t look a day older than when she played the lead in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

  9. what can the rest of us expect?!

    Exactly right, Roxeanne. That’s why it’s important to find the love of your life before you reach the “sell-by” date. Stay in the game too long and . . . well, gravity happens, IYKWIMAITYD.

  10. what can the rest of us expect?!

    Exactly right, Roxeanne. That’s why it’s important to find the love of your life before you reach the “sell-by” date. Stay in the game too long and . . . well, gravity happens, IYKWIMAITYD.

  11. But to the point…I wouldn’t mind. But when it comes to our sisters of the other persuasion, I’m more interested in Jodie Foster. (Allegedly.)

  12. But to the point…I wouldn’t mind. But when it comes to our sisters of the other persuasion, I’m more interested in Jodie Foster. (Allegedly.)

  13. LCR scooped you by a mile on this, which came out last week at PuffHo. You’re slackin’, McCain!

    Yeah, but Left Coast Rebel got all serious about it. I’m just havin’ fun. I forget where I saw this photo today. I was kind of browsing around and it was posted at some lefty site and amused me. Figured that if I hadn’t seen it, maybe a lot of other people hadn’t either.

    Oh, and I just figured out why I didn’t see it at LCR when he posted it: That was the same day as my daughter’s wedding.

  14. LCR scooped you by a mile on this, which came out last week at PuffHo. You’re slackin’, McCain!

    Yeah, but Left Coast Rebel got all serious about it. I’m just havin’ fun. I forget where I saw this photo today. I was kind of browsing around and it was posted at some lefty site and amused me. Figured that if I hadn’t seen it, maybe a lot of other people hadn’t either.

    Oh, and I just figured out why I didn’t see it at LCR when he posted it: That was the same day as my daughter’s wedding.

  15. If Paul Harvey were still alive, that would be one for “The Rest of the Story.” That is UNreal.

  16. If Paul Harvey were still alive, that would be one for “The Rest of the Story.” That is UNreal.

  17. @ gg

    Oh, poor baby. Can’t handle us having a little fun with your hero?

    Wah. Suck it up. Go back to DU and see just how tame we “sick bastards” are. Peruse any Bush, Cheney, or Palin thread and come back here and cry those crocodile tears again, punk.

  18. @ gg

    Oh, poor baby. Can’t handle us having a little fun with your hero?

    Wah. Suck it up. Go back to DU and see just how tame we “sick bastards” are. Peruse any Bush, Cheney, or Palin thread and come back here and cry those crocodile tears again, punk.

  19. Just when you think the screaming Leftards have run out of manufactured outrage, along comes gg to prove you wrong.

    I’m kinda getting a “grows up to be a creepy child molesting teacher” vibe off that Maddow pic. Anyone else, or am I just off my rocker here?

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