Stupid Things Lady Gaga Says

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
— Lady Gaga, interviewed in Vanity Fair

“We have to be active. We have to protest. . . . I think it’s important that people understand that it’s a state of emergency for this place and this state.”
— Lady Gaga, denouncing Arizona immigration law at a Phoenix concert

UPDATE: Professor Donald Douglas has video of Lady Gaga’s immigration rant.

56 comments

  1. Sinatra’s been dead for years and he’s still more talented and creative than this vagina person.

  2. By the way, when Lady Gaga talks about somebody stealing the creativity out of her vagina, just substitute ‘creativity’ for ‘syphilis’.

    What, too easy?

  3. Sinatra’s been dead for years and he’s still more talented and creative than this vagina person.

  4. By the way, when Lady Gaga talks about somebody stealing the creativity out of her vagina, just substitute ‘creativity’ for ‘syphilis’.

    What, too easy?

  5. So is stealing creativity from Lada Gaga’s who-ha like Indiana Jones stealing the Amazonian gold statute in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

    Run Indy, Run! Lady Gagas’ Giant Bowling Ball is coming after you!

  6. So is stealing creativity from Lada Gaga’s who-ha like Indiana Jones stealing the Amazonian gold statute in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

    Run Indy, Run! Lady Gagas’ Giant Bowling Ball is coming after you!

  7. Uh, sorry. Lady Gaga is a friggin moron.
    Sometimes an entertainer needs to stop pretending they are intellectuals.
    In that way, Lady Gaga and Rush Limbaugh are alike, except Rush’s quote would read: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my Viagra.”

  8. I can slum with the best of them gg. Breathing is over rated.

    But those days are over. I am married and love my wife. Why go out for hamburger when I have steak at home?

    But even if I was single, I am beyond pretending I care about your progressive politics to get laid. And I suspect you make Janeane Garafalo look like Ms. Iowa. You are Kejda, correct?

  9. Uh, sorry. Lady Gaga is a friggin moron.
    Sometimes an entertainer needs to stop pretending they are intellectuals.
    In that way, Lady Gaga and Rush Limbaugh are alike, except Rush’s quote would read: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my Viagra.”

  10. I can slum with the best of them gg. Breathing is over rated.

    But those days are over. I am married and love my wife. Why go out for hamburger when I have steak at home?

    But even if I was single, I am beyond pretending I care about your progressive politics to get laid. And I suspect you make Janeane Garafalo look like Ms. Iowa. You are Kejda, correct?

  11. @Joe

    If Kedja is gonna relax in a Venice of the East resort for a week from tomorrow, then i’m her

    Well I hope you have a good time there. Stimulate the economy for me!

  12. @Joe

    If Kedja is gonna relax in a Venice of the East resort for a week from tomorrow, then i’m her

    Well I hope you have a good time there. Stimulate the economy for me!

  13. “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

    As I understand it, she’s been in a creative deficit for some time now.

  14. “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

    As I understand it, she’s been in a creative deficit for some time now.

  15. gg. Don’t give your creativity away on vacation. As moms used to tell their daughters, he will never buy the cow if he gets the milk for free.

  16. gg. Don’t give your creativity away on vacation. As moms used to tell their daughters, he will never buy the cow if he gets the milk for free.

  17. As If Lady? Gaga-Goo-Goo HAS a vagina!

    And if she? does, would it look like a
    Penis Fly Trap?

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