Malibu Plastic Surgeon Dies in Car Crash; Was Driving While Texting About His Dog

Not an Onion parody:

Dr. Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to Heidi Montag and other celebrities, was sending Twitter messages about his border collie before his fatal car accident.
The California Highway Patrol is investigating whether Ryan was texting at the time he crashed Monday . . .
A close friend of Ryan’s says Ryan sent two Twitter messages Monday afternoon with photos taken on the beach, but she expects the CHP will conclude Ryan was not texting when the car went off the cliff.

Via Rob Long, who feels obligated to note:

And let me stipulate, at the outset, that this is of course a terrible tragedy, and my sympathies and condolences go out to his friends, family, and survivors.

Translation: “BWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!”

13 comments

  1. What a maroon! Maybe his actions can serve as an example of what not to do while driving.

    In a related story, coincidentally, I believe the CHP is going to start cracking down on drivers who are not using hands free devices while driving, beginning tomorrow.

  2. What a maroon! Maybe his actions can serve as an example of what not to do while driving.

    In a related story, coincidentally, I believe the CHP is going to start cracking down on drivers who are not using hands free devices while driving, beginning tomorrow.

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