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On Leashing That Passion

Posted on | August 24, 2010 | 11 Comments

by Smitty

The lady in the picture is rumored to have been the direct object of Julian Assange’s attentions in Sweden:

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Worth Risking Jail?

Julian, let me share with you a canned rant that I offer to all the young lads: men control their passions. Boys, not so much. Admire your Rule 5 where and how you see it, but bear in mind: if she’s not your wife, you have no business being ‘busy’ with her.

Generalizing, the great screw-ups in life frequently share a thread of living strictly in the present tense. Sure, we live our lives chronologically, but they’re still our lives; a connected chain of moments stretching until our heart beats its last. A shot o’ leg from a tasty squeeze here triggers a tremendous snarl a few shots down the chain.
So, write her a poem, take a cold shower, run a few miles, but, really, Julian: do manage the wedding tackle like a man.

Oh, and while we’re on this nautical metaphor, have a care with whom you’re screwing professionally. Acts of war are defined in an increasingly broad fashion, and the chain of moments in your life could come to a sudden bitter end. Seriously, and without snark: that would be unfortunate.

Category: Crime, Foreigners, Sweden

Comments

11 Responses to “On Leashing That Passion”

  1. Moe Lane » For a given value of ‘unfortunate.’
    August 24th, 2010 @ 12:52 pm

    […] power and responsibility, that I would initiate or sign off on a series of events that ended with Julian Assange’s head interfacing with a large-caliber bullet at supersonic velocities.  I’m merely saying […]

  2. waylay
    August 24th, 2010 @ 5:36 pm

    On leashing that anger…

    Todd’s in-your-face attitude reminded me of your buddy Dan Ri-ehl. Tell him to kindly avoid those black kids on public transport. Nobody wants to see blood.

    “Glenn Beck Rally Attendees Warned Of Dangers Of DC Metro”

    Or maybe Dan was a paid consultant to the DC rally organizers. That explains.

  3. waylay
    August 24th, 2010 @ 1:36 pm

    On leashing that anger…

    Todd’s in-your-face attitude reminded me of your buddy Dan Ri-ehl. Tell him to kindly avoid those black kids on public transport. Nobody wants to see blood.

    “Glenn Beck Rally Attendees Warned Of Dangers Of DC Metro”

    Or maybe Dan was a paid consultant to the DC rally organizers. That explains.

  4. Joe
    August 24th, 2010 @ 6:31 pm

    She has that crazy Michelle Pfiffer look.

  5. Joe
    August 24th, 2010 @ 2:31 pm

    She has that crazy Michelle Pfiffer look.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    August 24th, 2010 @ 8:22 pm

    She is nuts Joe. According to an article I read in the New York Post today [but is not online yet]: [Anna] Ardin…recently posted a bizarre, seven-step “model (on how to) exact legal revenge” on exes on her blog. The missive included tips for sabotaging the “victim’s” other sexual relationships and “ensur[ing] that your victim will suffer the same way as he made you suffer.”

    Call it: Fatal Reaction.

  7. Bob Belvedere
    August 24th, 2010 @ 4:22 pm

    She is nuts Joe. According to an article I read in the New York Post today [but is not online yet]: [Anna] Ardin…recently posted a bizarre, seven-step “model (on how to) exact legal revenge” on exes on her blog. The missive included tips for sabotaging the “victim’s” other sexual relationships and “ensur[ing] that your victim will suffer the same way as he made you suffer.”

    Call it: Fatal Reaction.

  8. Live Free Or Die
    August 24th, 2010 @ 9:40 pm

    Reminds me of Leslie Stefanson, of ‘The General’s Daughter’.

  9. Live Free Or Die
    August 24th, 2010 @ 5:40 pm

    Reminds me of Leslie Stefanson, of ‘The General’s Daughter’.

  10. Bob Belvedere
    August 25th, 2010 @ 3:19 am

    LFOD: Reminds me of the gals I see on Snapped [Mrs. B. loves that show and takes notes: should I be worried?].

  11. Bob Belvedere
    August 24th, 2010 @ 11:19 pm

    LFOD: Reminds me of the gals I see on Snapped [Mrs. B. loves that show and takes notes: should I be worried?].

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