‘ZOMG! Editors R All H8ers!’

“So, you guys, I wrote an essay at The Daily Beast – do you all know that I write there? I totally do – that was the bomb when my snuggly lion of the Senate, TEd Kennedy, died. I’m a Progressive Republican so I’m above all that icky partisan stuff. And I’m super cool and hip and a true individual – and all my friends who invite me to their parties say that Ted Kennedy was awesome.”

That’s just one excerpt from the “lost” chapters that Lori Ziganto and Jenn Q. Public say didn’t make it into the final edition of Meghan McCain’s Dirty Sexy Politics.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

And Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

18 comments

  1. “And Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.”

    Does MaryJo know that the “Ted Kennedy National Day of Service and Rememberance” is coming up (on Sept. 11)?

  2. “And Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.”

    Does MaryJo know that the “Ted Kennedy National Day of Service and Rememberance” is coming up (on Sept. 11)?

  3. I agree with Thane. I couldn’t even get past page 2 on the News Real Blog. Can’t believe those writers squandered their time coming up with ten chapters.

    Meggie Mac is a total waste of time and brain synapses. I’d rather contemplate tumbleweed.

  4. I agree with Thane. I couldn’t even get past page 2 on the News Real Blog. Can’t believe those writers squandered their time coming up with ten chapters.

    Meggie Mac is a total waste of time and brain synapses. I’d rather contemplate tumbleweed.

  5. Meg McCain is another useless twit trying to make her success by hanging onto the belt of her parents.

    I wish that the Parents McCain set up a conditional trust fund that lets her live and play in Aspen or New York.

    The condition? She has to STFU.

  6. Meg McCain is another useless twit trying to make her success by hanging onto the belt of her parents.

    I wish that the Parents McCain set up a conditional trust fund that lets her live and play in Aspen or New York.

    The condition? She has to STFU.

  7. Hey, do not knock Meghan. When you are a young single guy whose vision has been compromised by too many beverages, you need girls like that at closing time.

    Girls like that are not for dating but for…

    But be a gentleman about it.

  8. Hey, do not knock Meghan. When you are a young single guy whose vision has been compromised by too many beverages, you need girls like that at closing time.

    Girls like that are not for dating but for…

    But be a gentleman about it.

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