In Desperate Effort to End Flame War Between Allahpundit and Dan Riehl, Former Playboy Model Karissa Shannon and Boyfriend Agree to Release Sex Video

Blessed are the peacemakers, who figure they might as well cash in on their D-list notoriety:

Sources close to the couple tell us they both agreed to a deal with Vivid Entertainment when the offer hit the “six-figure range.”

What? You wanted pictures?

In case you just tuned in, you may be wondering what the heck this celebrity news is doing on a political blog. From “How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog,” Rule 5B:

Even a stone political junkie cannot subsist on a 24/7 diet of politics. The occasional joke, the occasional hot babe, the occasional joke about a hot babe — it’s a safety valve to make sure we don’t become humorless right-wing clones of those Democratic Underground moonbats.

Given how intensely I’ve been blogging about Christine O’Donnell’s Senate race in Delaware, I woke up this morning and said, “You know what? It’s time for some more tawdry celebrity gossip.”

So I went over to the celebrity-news aggregator WeSmirch — where the big headline is “EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan ‘In Desperate Financial Shape’” — and found this wholesome, cheerful, heart-warming story: Young couple find love, happiness and sex-video cash in the “six-figure range.”

Despite this, the Great Christine O’Donnell Right-Wing Commentator Flame War of 2010 continues raging unabated. The source of the latest flare-up? Allahpundit put up a Hot Air Headline linking to a Dave Weigel story quoting precocious teen pundit Jonathan Krohn:

“It’s clear that she should have been vetted,” said Krohn. . . .
“We know a lot about Mike Castle’s background,” said an exasperated Krohn, “and he was never a witch!”

This inspires Dan Riehl’s fury and, OK, Dan’s basically right: Conservatives don’t need political insight from a 15-year-old wunderkind.

We’re supposed to be trying to win an election here, Election Day is only six weeks away, and this Krohn-to-Weigel-to-Allah pickup is kind of a distraction — perhaps even more distracting than Karissa Shannon’s sex video.

Completely unrelated news: What’s up with Chris Coons and “liberation theology”?

UPDATE: Speaking of celebrity sex videos, there is now video of Al Franken and Christine O’Donnell talking about sex on a 1997 Bill Maher show.

And thanks to commenter Keyboard Jockey for tipping me to the latest sordid news from Gomorrah-on-the-Pacific: 73-year-old Morgan Freeman is now divorced from his second wife, so that he is legally free to marry 27-year-old E’Dina Hines, who is not merely young enough to be his granddaughter, but is in fact his step-granddaughter — i.e., the granddaughter of Freeman’s first wife, although biologically unrelated to Freeman, at least so far as we know.

Remind me of that story the next time I’m tempted to make fun of Don Surber’s West Virginia.

22 comments

  1. Fifty-two percent (52%) of Likely U.S. Voters say their own views are closer to Sarah Palin’s than they are to President Obama’s, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey.
    Just 40% say their views are closer to the president’s than to those of the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate.

    Eighty-four percent (84%) of Republicans and 59% of voters not affiliated with either major party say their views are more like Palin’s.

    76% of Republicans and 52% of unaffiliated voters now hold a favorable opinion of Palin.

    HMMMMM..things are looking up wouldn’t you say?
    Not electable? PLEASE (not saying you ever said she wasnt)

  2. Maybe Allahpundit should contact Karissa Shannon for an, ummmmm, interview. Yeah, interview! That’s the word.

    Might mellow the dude out.

  3. Other,

    I can do better, I was watching Imus this morning, and Bernie said that, Morgan Freeman was divorcing his wife of 24 years, his second wife, to marry wait for…. it wait for it, His Step Grand Daughter from his first marriage. Seems like they have been having an affair? for the last 10 years, and he is going to marry her when his divorce is final…so yeah I win, now I have to go take a shower 😉

  4. I have no evidence that Mike Castle is not a witch. Burn him! And Harry Reid’s pet too!

    Conversely, it can be conclusively proven that Christine O’Donnell does not weigh as much as a duck. Elect her!

  5. Stace: You should really start doing this kind of stuff under an assumed name – you’re damn good at it. This may be a way to make some dough on the innerwebs. You’d be the only non-gay gossip, er, entertainment reporter who has flair [some of those boys use Nair].

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