America: Let’s Make Bill Maher Cry!

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This is simply beyond description:

“I am not here to carry water for this or any administration, but the facts of the coming election are Democrats have real accomplishments to run on. . . . [W]hen it comes to voting, when we only have two choices, you got to grow up and realize there’s a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. . . .
Of course, the Democrats are disappointing. That’s what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they’d be your relatives. But in this country, they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter D? Because it’s a grade that means good enough but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is R? Because it’s the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.”
— Bill Maher

Don’t you want to humiliate him the way Alabama humiliated Florida? Don’t you want to see that dishonest partisan asswipe crying like the punk he is? Don’t you want to help these Republicans stomp Maher’s Dems right into that “darkest night”?

CHARLES LOLLAR

SEAN BIELAT

RUTH McCLUNG

MORGAN GRIFFITH

DANIEL WEBSTER

ISAAC HAYES

MATTIE FEIN

ADAM KINZINGER

RENEE ELLMERS

PATRICK MURRAY

RAY McKINNEY

Those are 11 — count ’em, 11 — Republican House candidates we’ve reported on here. Just pick one and send them some money. Or send money to all of them, if you can. But do something to help some of these candidates, because otherwise Bill Maher is going to be laughing at you Nov. 2.

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  5. Who is Bill Maher and why should I care what he says about anything? Is he more influential than Sanford and Son reruns?

    These people are pathetic jokes. To give them the time of day is to dishonor people who deserve the time of day. Why elevate these assholes by pretending what they say is of any consequence? Is Chris Matthews swaying elections? Is Rachel Maddow some sort of kingmaker? What of that pimp Qweef Olbermann?

    A righteous man’s scorn is a weighty thing. He shouldn’t cheapen it by heaping it onto bugs and snails.

  6. What can I add to ccoffer’s post? Not a thing. It’s brilliant. I tell ya folks if we just cut these guys off, no more links, no more rebuttals, never mention them again, never appear on their shows. They’ll wither away that much faster.

    And once they see we no longer pay them any mind, they’ll know it’s over.

  9. Stepping into Bill Maher is like stepping into a dog turd. Annoying and disgusting for a moment, but you just scrape it off, rub your shoe on some fresh grass to get rid of it, and move on.

  10. He should be cited for egregous air pollution, for emitting a cloud of smug that thick.

    Gee, Republicans are a “deadly enemy”. But divisive language and questioning of patriotism are off limits, right Bill?

  14. @ccoffer, Lou, etc. – “Ignore them and pretend they don’t exist and they will go away” – We tried that for 40 years. It failed. Miserably and totally. Pretending they don’t exist allowed them to take over news media, entertainment, education, and the government bureaucracy, and much of the church. Attack, attack, attack! Never give up, never back down, never let off! Pound them into the ground with logic and reason and wisdom and decency – things they can never counter, because they have none of them. And when they are defeated, salt the earth so that they can never rise again!

  15. And when they are defeated, salt the earth so that they can never rise again!

    And then you can go back to your caves and starve to death.

    LMAO!

  17. Henry Drake has it right. Leftards don’t know anything, precious few of them can learn anything and it goes without saying they don’t produce anything.

    Fuck em hard, and salt the earth when they’re gone.

  21. You, the 21st century’s John Calhoun, want good conservatives to vote for Daniel Webster? Is irony dead?

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