by Smitty
An experimental drug developed by researchers at the University of Edinburgh reverses age-related memory decline in mice, returning their brains to a more youthful state of cognitive function.
Now, if used on Lefty rats from the 111th Congress, the chance of a head ‘splosion when they recall their oath to support and defend the Constitution would be high. Fortunately, the kill radius of a pinhead is small; about a yard of distance should be safe enough for researchers. Do mind the chain reactions, though, and keep ’em separated.