by Smitty
As Stacy was noting recently:
This was the second year in a row that the Fourth has found me dead broke, without fireworks or the means to get to Alabama, so that I have been continuously (and quite publicly) humiliated in the eyes of my friends and family for the past 24 months.
This blog can now report that the absence of Stacy McCain in no way impeded the Annual McCain Clan Bath.

All right, all right: this post is nothing more than a cheap shot. I will hit the tip jar as penance.
If you laughed, maybe you should, too.
Photo: Anorak News.